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Ch. 6 "Mall Mistresses"
"Screw you guys, I'm going to see if Starfire wants to go to the mall with me."
"Of course I will go with you!" Starfire came rushing towards them at top speeds, "What will we be searching for at the area in which we shop for items in which I am not sure of what they are yet?"
"I need a new pair of clothes, I have a date tomorrow night."
"Oh…" said Beast boy clandestinely.
"Oh what," stammered Raven.
"I see why white power came to be…"
"Yeah well, I met him at…"
Beast Boy interrupted Raven, "…you're getting bang bang in the thang thang"
The people in Jump City stared in awe at the flying mass of green that was Beast Boy.
"You sick ass piece of shit!!!" bellowed Raven out the window.
"At least I take things slow and don't go straight to the pants!!!" he retorted.
"Lick my ass you queer mo-fo!!" shrieked Raven.
"Gladly!!!"
"Ugh…Let's go Star."
"Well," said Cyborg, "guess it's a guys night, Robin, what do you want on yours?"
Beast Boy interrupted again, "I'll have onions and peppers."
"You ain't a guy." Replied Cyborg.
"Then what am I , fag-boy?"
"You aren't a fag, retard, you're a pervert."
"Then you're a rectum raider!"
"Butt-hole pumper!"
"Anus assailant!"
"Fudge packer!'
"Umm…. Farget!" This went on a while until they sacked me.
"I didn't mean it Cy, I love you (spanks Cyborg).
Ten minutes later"Well what did you say you wanted, Robin?" said Cyborg as he finished peeing on the mangled carcass of Beast Boy."
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Editor: Please excuse Kyo; he seemed to have a sudden spurt of insanity and saw it fit to include the vulgar things that you just finished reading.
Old one-eyed hippy: Get on with it!
Turtle: Yeah, get on with it!
Editor: Alright, alright…blasted audience…
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"So, Raven, where do you intend to shop first?" asked Starfire.
"I don't know, I hardly ever come here."
"May I suggest Ragewear, the shop in the corner?"
"Lets try it out," Responded Raven. They entered the shop and were blown away by the loud dance music. Strobe lights set their balance off and they stumbled to the dressing room.
"It's like a party in there!" howled Raven.
"I most certainly agree with you!" They returned to the store to look for clothes. Starfire came across something.
"How about this?" Starfire held up her bounty.
"It's kind of skimpy!"
"WHAT!"
"SKIMPY!"
"Oh, yeah, I deduce it is a bit sluttish." Raven picked up a suit.
"What do you think?"
"Will you be attending a date, or a Halloween party?" Starfire reacted.
"Yeah, your probably right." Raven assumed. The girls continued the search party. After about ten minutes the annoying but surprisingly helpful manager found a medium length skirt, jean material, with a matching jean jacket and a fluffy white shirt on the inside.
"I like it a lot." proposed Raven.
"Starfire placed her card on the counter and slid it to the casher.
"Put it on the Titan account."
"Surly master," said the cashier snidely, for it was certainly that time of month again.
"She handed it back to Starfire along with a bag of Ravens new attire.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW!?" bellowed Raven, temporarily deaf.
"WHAT!" Starfire answered back.
"Never mind," said Raven regaining her hearing.
"Do you need shoes?" Raven looked down at her plain boots and decided.
"Sure…" They entered a well-lit shoe store and Raven purchased a pair of black strap medium-heeled shoes. Starfire bought a silk scarf and used it imitating the queen of England.
"I'll have tea and a crumpet." She said mockingly. They both laughed and headed home with a rattle in hand to annoy Beast boy with.
"Thanks for coming with me, Star."
"It was my pleasure." The two returned home, bubbling from their fun night out.
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Wow, that was a gay way to end a chapter. Flame me, please. Not you Eric, you flamed enough…dirty slave…that's right, you're a slave, and you can't do anything about it, YOU LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH……I'm evil…