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Ch. 7 "Beer and Beauty"
When the girls arrived home all of the lights were out and the television was on.
"Hello?" called Raven, no reply.
"What is happening here?" Starfire fretted.
"They're probably out." Said Raven in an unworried monotone. She started to the stairs to the roof for silent meditation when she caught a glimpse of the boys on the ground. She quickly went to them.
"What is erroneous friend Raven?" she saw Raven checking the boys' pulse and lost it.
"OH MY FLORSHACK VOLLERAT!!!"
"Calm down Starfire, they're all wasted."
"Wasted?"
"Yeah, wasted."
"What means this…wasted?"
"Smashed, hammered, drunk, toasted. Need I say more?" Raven gave Starfire a blank unwelcoming glare.
"I am still bewildered upon which you speak."
"They have drank, no, consumed, so much alcohol that they are no longer coherent."
"Oh, I understand."
"Alright," said Raven in an uncaring tone, " I'm gonna go… wait, why am I even telling you?" She phased through the ceiling and perched herself on the roof, looking out on the wondrous stars, slowly blinded by her eyelids.
"Azerath Metrion Zinthos" These words repeated over and over in the infinite emptiness of her soul, as they always would.
"Azerath Metrion Zinthos-
Azerath Metrion Zinthos-
Azerath Metrion Zinthos-
Azerath Metrion Zinthos-
"Damn it Starfire!" Cyborg rumbling voice broke Ravens Concentration followed by Starfire's ear splitting squeal.
"You had me worried to death! Next time you think of, um getting wasted, just remember the pain of the tweezers and the hot dog fork!
"Ugh." She resumed her meditation.
Azerath Metrion Zinthos-
Azerath Metrion Zinthos-
Azerath Metrion Zinthos-
Azerath Metrion Zinthos-
Azerath…
Metrion…
Zinthos…
"Oh, man." Robin walked toward the bathroom to wash the liquor from his lips. He cracked open the door and was blasted by the warm steam. He was to drunk to grasp anyone was in there before he opened the door but soon realized what he was staring at.
"Hmm de dumm de dum de dum de does." Starfire was washing her hair with her eyes closed consequently she did not detect another presence in the area.
"Sip tee Dee hmmm hmm hmm." She continued to imitate the song stuck in her head.
'Just get out, just leave, you aren't seeing the woman you love in this state.' He kept thinking to himself but try as he might to leave but he was simply frozen in place. After tainting his virgin eyes for a while longer he finally forced himself to leave. Still quite tipsy, he sat in the hall panting, his heart racing. The inviting sound of the water stopped.
Out stepped Starfire, shimmering in the light. She glanced over Robin sitting on the floor.
"Your turn." She turned and walked away and was halted by Robin's hand.
"Yes?" she asked, slightly confused. He ran his fingers through her crimson red hair.
"You are breathtaking."
"Umm, are you trying to, umm…" he pressed his lips against hers and passionately kissed her. Although of the extensive blushing she was in heaven. She had desired this moment ever since laid eyes on him. It felt like an eternity standing in the hall surrounded by the darkness of midnight. Robin pulled away, much to Starfire's detriment. He stroked her hair once more and passed out with a smile on his face. Starfire carried him to his room and laid him on his bed.
"May your dreams be peaceful, Boy wonder." She kissed him once more and left him to his slumber.
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