Dear Journalie type thing.

I really need to get a name for you! How about Bob. No. Leo. No. Dan. Yeah, I like Dan.

Dan. Hi! I'm Harry Potter! I have many nicknames. Like...Boy (my uncle), Scarface, Pottie, Pothead (Ferret face before he turned nice... well kinda nice.), The Boy Who Lived (like the whole fricking wizarding world), Mr. Potter (Snape), Prongs Jr. (P and M), and one of my favorites: The Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Die (my best friend's little sister who is now like a best friend to me and a little sister to me named Ginny. She says that I'm not special enough to have the letters capitalized, though. Tehe...I capitalized them anyway.)

So, Dan, I'm starting my first day of teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts tomorrow with Draco Malfoy. At Hogwarts. When it was announced last night who would be teaching Ginny spat her roll out on her best friend Colin Creevey (he used to follow me around with a camera. A fricking camera!) and then she started to bang her head against the table. That was pretty funny. Although, in retrospect, maybe I should have told her I was going to be teaching at Hogwarts. I was at her house all summer and never mentioned it to her. Anyway, she came up to me later on and glared and yelled at me. And then I told her that I had only heard her say something like I ruined her last year at Hogwarts. Then she goes "oh, yeah, I forgot about that" I was just like "what the hell". I didn't actually say that though, cause she probably would have slapped me if I had. Gin had developed quite a temper...kinda scary.

I think that she has a diary. When she was yelling at me she yanked out this little black book with a blue G on it and was showing me a list she had in it. She said it was a homework planner, but if it was why would she have a list in there that says whether or not the year is going to be good or bad in a homework planner? Then she informed Malfoy that his initials spelled DAM, which I found hilarious, but that earned her a detention. My poor little Ginbug.

I'm really hungry. I think that I'm going to head down to the kitchens for some food. Be back soon!

I'm back. I really love the banana muffins that the house elves make. With some nice gooey peanut butter on top. I saw Malfoy down at the kitchens. He was scribbling furiously on a piece of paper that he then threw in to the fire while laughing maniacally. He kinda scares me. Oh well. I'm going to turn in and get nice and rested for tomorrow. Bye Dan!

HJP

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Hi again. I'm just having fun writing this story. I hope that everyone who's reading it likes it and I'd appreciate it if you left a review. Just a happy face (if you like it) or a frowny face (if you don't) will do. Please? It would make me so happy. Thanks. Also, if you do review, tell me who's diary thing you would like to see.

Vampsy: I hope that you do think that these chapters are good, and there will be more characters coming in later. Thank you for being my first ever reviewer!

SeraphStar: I'm so glad that you liked it. I'm also glad that you found the little almost insults good.

Brianne: Thank you very much for correcting the spelling of Ginny's name. I tried to fix it and I think it worked.

DISCLAIMER: Shockingly enough I wasn't able to beg, buy, borrow, or steal Harry Potter and his universe from J.K. Rowling overnight. It's still not mine.