Disclaimer: "Don't worry son, you're gonna be fine.

"Ugh, what happened?"

"You got shot in the leg twice."

"Huh?"

"The army was after you for plagiarizing the work of the Teen Titans creator."

"But I didn't"

"Sure you didn't, sunny boy…STUN HIM!"

"ZZZZZRRRRRFFFFFTTTTT…. HOLY CRAP THAT HURT!"

"AGAIN!"

"ZZZZZYYYYFFFRRTTTZZZZ" (sizzle sizzle)

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Ch. 8 "Everyday Amour"

"Ugh" Robin sauntered into the main room, "What happened." Starfire stared at him starry eyed. Raven was sitting in the couch cross-legged reading poetry by the insanely clever and brilliant Geode Too-bah.

"Anyone want some breakfast?" She asked, not even looking up from her book.

"I'll have some." Said Robin.

"Yeah…" said Starfire negligently. Raven raised her hand and chanted those infamous words.

"Azerath Metrion Zinthos." Cyborg and Beast boy both gave a short cry from up in there rooms and then toddled in the door.

"Does anyone have any aspirin?" requested Cyborg.

"Or weed," Beast boy added, "It makes the pain go away real nice…"

Cyborg lazily stared at him for a few seconds. "… If I weren't so messed up right now I would so smack you. Who the hell woke me up anyways?"

"Yeah," Starfire said again.

Raven pointed at Robin and addressed.

"He said he wants brunch and chop chop, too" Robin was now shaking at the inebriated fury of Cyborg. He squinted at him for a while and shook his head to wake up his brain… no response.

"Alright, I'll make your dirty eggs." He stood up straight and started cooking. Beast Boy collapsed on the couch.

"Yeah," repeated Starfire without letting her eyes drift from her…man…ahem…

"Jesus frickin Christ Starfire," Raven said getting annoyed, " Will you stop putsin over your lover boy, we got to go get our crap done." Starfire Flipped out.

"LOVER BOY! WhatareyoutalkingaboutthatsinsaneRobinandIarentdatingwellnot

unlesshewantstobebutyoudontrightImeanyoudontevenlikemewell

youlikemebutasafriendnotaloverummright?

"…………………" The team stared at he like she was mad.

"I'm going to go take a shower, we'll go when I get back." Raven departed through the sliding doors and the tension in the room eased up. Beast Boy regained his perverse nature and thought of something to make fun of Starfire and Robin about.

"So," he said with a sly look upon his face, "Do you want red or white roses at the wedding?" Cyborg was beside himself thinking that Beast Boy was going to get his face beat in by the remaining two titans at the far end of the couch. Surprisingly, they were to busy rubbing against one another to notice anything else in the world. The alarm could go off and they wouldn't know. Starfire's gleaming green eyes were aimlessly staring into space. An almost high chiseled smile was spread across her face while Robin dug his chin deeper into Starfire's radiant red hair. Nothing in the world mattered to them as they were enveloped in the bliss each other's presence.

"You know BB," Cyborg remarked, "I'd say red…"

A shriek yell echoed through the tower snapping Starfire and Robin back to reality.

"It's Raven!" cried Beast Boy as he finished eating Finland…(don't ask, its been a long day.) It was in fact Raven; they found her upstairs leaning against the wall like she was trying to push it into the bay. She was gripping her dripping wet lavender hair, blaring in pain. She crashed her head against the wall as she positioned upward at great speeds and wailed to the ceiling. Something in the living room splintered and detonated when Raven opened her glowing eyes and fell back on the damp floor, releasing a sonic wave that pushed everyone down. Cyborg scuttled over to her and lightly shook her by her shoulders.

"Raven…Raven! Wake up!" She wouldn't budge; she was more of a limp doll than anything. Beast Boy scooped Raven up in his arms and compressed her. A tear trickled down his face. He looked deep into Raven right before he lowered himself down and kissed her...for no apparent reason. She opened her eyes and looked around like she was in a seizure and shook her head a little bit. Ravens eyes turned to Beast Boy.

"Don't do anything rash, Raven! I'm sorry! I was trying to help! I didn't mean to…umm…" He was slowly backing away, not making sudden movements.

"Damn," Raven said, "My first transference…"

"Tras-fur-ince?" Cyborg supposed dumbstruck.

"Yeah," she said, "When a person of Azerath changes attributes the go through what we call the transferences. They last only a while and can be ended rapidly in a jolt of odd feelings. Agonizing? Yes. Aggravating? Certainly… But I can deal with it."

"So, Your not gonna kill me and my family?" Beast Boy added.

"Well, I never said that but for today your safe. Oh, and Beast boy?"

"Hmm?"

Do that again and you'll never have the chance to have kids, okay."

"Kay"

END

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Awesome, another chapter finished. I freaking beg you to review! Look how many reviews I have! It's Pathetic! I need some positive reinforcement… You can even flame me I don't care! JUST WRITE SOMETHING! Well, I better go.

I hope you enjoyed it!

"Damn you kid! How did you get this computer in this foxhole AND survive the stun gun attacks!"

I don't know? Ask a……………………………………………

"Crap! He escaped again! Back to the pentagon…