Disclaimer: TANGO HOTEL ECHO YANKEE ALPHA ROMEO ECHO KILO INDIA CHARLIE KILO INDA NOVEMBER GOLF MIKE YANKEE ALPHA SIERRA SIERRA! (Phonic alphabet army language for "They are kicking my ass")
"Now he's using our codes! BRAVO OSCAR MIKE BRAVO HOTEL INDIA MIKE!"(I'll let you figure that one out yourself -)
"I need a squadron of accused convicts over here and fast! Return fire! ON ME ON ME! Mortar battalion! Hit the deck!"
"We napalmed their Asses boys, theirs no way Kyo escaped us again…" Dust is flaring around and the armies goons cant see anything. All of a sudden the army commander looses faith when an entourage of machine gun fire blows them away, thus ending Kyo's peril and doom. Kyo looked out upon the scared battlefield and realized that his glee was not liberated…Robots! It was a clone army that Kyo and his framed counterparts had just defeated! At this very time the real army, navy, and marines were planning at area fifty-one with a new prototype.
"That will do it, boys. Theirs no way Kyo will escape this! (Weird alien growl from prototype) BWAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
What is the general plotting? How will Kyo fair against it? When will I stop asking and just read the script? Find out next time on…The Disclaimer and Footnote thingy! (Dun dun duuun)…
I need to put the crack pipe down… Thanx for the laptop idea! It really helped:P… (I don't own anything)
Ch. 9 Dreams and Nightmares
After sleeping pills and much forcing Starfire finally got Raven to go to the Beauty salon…thingy…of doom…Raven was still passed out under the hair dryer and Starfire was having an intelligent conversation with an odd Vietnamese lady who was insulting her in another language. After escaping the workers (Starfire blew up the mirror after seeing herself with tinfoil in her hair) the girls made it home to see the crap getting pounded out of a "Game station" controller.
"Must you boys constantly abuse those poor inanimate objects?" inquired Starfire Squinting.
"I got a Lotus Elise," Robin said arrogantly, "There's no way you can win!"
"Is that so?" asked Cyborg with a smirk.
"Damn Straight"
"Then suck on this!" Cyborg punched a code on the controller and exploded across the finish line. "OHHH! Who just whopped your monkey ass! Go Nitrous! In your FACE!"
"All luck" Robin said with his arms crossed.
"I bet luck can beat you again."
"Your on!" They began to abuse their controllers again when Beast Boy walked in and started blankly staring around the room.
"Am I losing myself!" screamed Beast Boy for no reason.
"What the fuck!" Raven replied. "You are clinically insane…"
"From all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took, Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor!" Beast Boy kept singing.
"I don't have a boyfriend?" Replied Robin baffled.
"What's the worst thing I could say? Things are better if I stay, so long and good night, so long and good night!" He wouldn't stop singing and every one except for Raven thought he was just talking. "Hey Raven."
"What…"
"If you marry me, would you bury me, would you carry me to the end?"
"You know your not the only one who knows about My Chemical Romance"
"…To wage this war against faith in me…what? What was that?"
"Three cheers for sweet revenge"
"So you do know of the greatness?" Beast Boy answered.
"No shit…"
"Have you heard-"
"Can you not see that I'm trying to read?" Raven interrupted.
"-Your life will never be the same! On your mothers eyes say a prayer- Say a prayer!"
"Shut the hell up…"
"Now but I can't and I don't know how we're just two men as god had made us well I can't well I can't too much too late or just not enough of this pain in my heart for your dying wish I'll kiss your lips again…"
Raven blew up "Will you please…PLEASE shut your fucking mouth! You go on and on and on forever! I'm gonna blow you to fucking hell if you don't shut up right now!"
"Hey guys, I think Raven is… Not okay she's not okay she's not o-fucking-kay!"
"Oh My God, you little fag!" Raven grabbed him with her bare hands and pushed Beast Boy against the wall with his neck. "Your so annoying! No wonder your parents ditched you!" Beast Boys playful smile quickly turned to a glower and he stared at her with mouth agape. Raven released him and put her face to the ground, as she knew that was one subject no one dared to cross. The entire room went silent.
"Beast Boy…I…I…umm…" Beast Boy turned into a cat and stalked his way to his room with and increased pace.
"Nice, real nice…" Robin gazed sharply at Raven in a "you know what you have to do" kind of way.
"Should I give it a few minutes?" she asked him.
"You do what you think is best." The team then cleared out and went…somewhere? Raven sat down for a while and thought of what to say.
'Oh God, what am I supposed to do? I'm so sorry Beast Boy… I didn't mean it, I…I think I'm ready…Raven slowly made her way up the hall until she reached Beast Boys door.
'Should I knock? Or just enter? I wouldn't even be in this situation if I kept my mouth shut…I have to stop thinking like this…
Azerath Metrion Zinthos
Azerath Metrion Zinthos
Azerath Metrion Zinthos
Azerath Metrion Zinthos
Azerath Metrion Zinthos
"Beast Boy…Hello? You there B.B.? "
'I cant believe its me that has to apologize to Beast Boy… I thought he never gets mad…unless someone calls him a wuss or something…
"Beast boy! I must talk to you! Open the door!" She was slamming on the door.
'Oh shit! What has he done to himself!
"Beast Boy!" Raven turned the door into a little heavy pebble and it crashed into the floor.
"Where are you Beast Boy?" The room was dim and the only light was the black ray of power emitting from Ravens hands. She caught a quick glimmer of light in the corner, a shine at most.
"Beast Boy…Beast Boy, is that you?" Raven used her control to put the shattered neon light together and reattached it to the electricity. The shine in the corner was Beast Boy, holding a knife…
"Don't you dare do anything stupid!"
"Stupid…Stupid! Why shouldn't I do something stupid!"
"Trust me, you don't want to do that."
"So what if I fucking do!"
"Please, don't." Raven had been talking kind and softly.
"Why not, its not like anyone likes me!"
"What do you mean?"
"Oh cut the shit Raven, you know what I mean!"
"Just tell me, I don't know what you mean…"
"Cyborg hates me cause I'm always annoying him, Starfire hates me cause she thinks I'm strange…she's probably racist against green people, too."
"Come on, Beast Boy, that's how a morbidly depressed sucidal person talks."
"Robin hates me cause he thinks I am a useless part of the team and I don't contribute at all, and you hate me…I'm sorry for whatever I did to make you so mad at me." He dropped the knife in the ground and it stuck with a twang and rocked back and forth for a while until it died to a stop.
"I just don't want to be hated anymore. I wish I could fit in somewhere…" Raven took his hand and pressed it against her chest where her heart is. Beast Boy blushed with bursting strength but still kept a straight face and a stern intent.
"This is where you belong, in all of us. No one hates you, BB. We all love you, even me. I'm so sorry for what I said earlier." This caused Beast Boy to tear up and he lunged forward and hugged Raven with all his vigor.
"Thank you Raven, I…I…" instead of saying anything he just picked up the knife he had dropped earlier and sheathed it.
"Here, you take this." He handed the shining steel blade to Raven and the cold touch against her skin made her shiver.
"Not that I would have the guts to do anything with it, but it's yours, as a gift, in some weird stalker like kind of way…"
"Thanks?" she quietly replied and put the knife in her belt. "Are you gonna be alright?"
"Yeah, I'll be right down." She shut the door, leaned on the ground, and started to do what takes up more then half of her tortured life…
FIN…n stuff…
I'm pooped for tonight…I'll continue the other story tomorrow…I know you guys and girls don't really think its funny so you probably don't care…I love u though…SO REVIEW…please!
(Kristina is in love with Brillo Pad…word)
PIE!