Hello. I'm not going to tell you my name because it doesn't matter. I'm going to burn this paper anyway. So.

Crap. I changed my mind. To write about me I need my name. I'm Draconis Alexander Malfoy. Yes, it is a funny name. BUT it's not my fault. Blame my mum and father. No, wait. Don't blame my mum. I love my mum. My mum is the nicest mum in the whole world. Blame my father. He's a butthead. He can deal. Actually, he's more than a butthead. He's a deatheater. He wants me to be a deatheater too. That's why I came here. Hogwarts. I'm teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts here with Saint Potter. Oops. I'm supposed to call him Harry now. Dumbledore told us to get along. Well, I refuse to call Pothead Harry on a piece of paper where I write down my innermost thoughts that will be burned soon. Anyway, teaching here doesn't seem like its going to be fun. I mean, I'm going to be surrounded by a bunch of lame, whiney children who don't respect me. The Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, and Gryffindors all hate me just because I was a little bit mean to them when I went here last year. The Slytherins hate me because they all think I'm running away from my duty to serve Moldy Voldy. Which I am.

I've already seen how bad this year is going to be. When it was announced that Scarface and I were going to be teaching together Weaslette (I don't remember her first name) started banging her head on the table after spitting her roll all over Camera Boy (I don't remember his name either). Crap. Speaking of not knowing names. I'm going to have to learn them, aren't I? To teach the children. Anyway, while all the other children were eating Weaslette came up to me and Scarface and started yelling at him. And then she told me that my initials spell out DAM. Which they do, but it wasn't very nice of her to point that out. I've never been mean to her. Well, not a lot anyway. So, I gave her a detention. I think she deserved it, don't you? But I just realized that that means that now I actually have to spend time with her. Maybe I can convince Potter to give someone else a detention at that time too. Not likely, but it's worth a shot.

La de da de da. Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do. That's solflege. I think. I used to sing in a choir, when I was really little. Our community had created a choir for Christmas time called the "Little Angels" and we preformed on Christmas Eve. That was fun. I also had to learn how to play the piano and the French horn. Like no one who I went to school with had ever heard of it, but it's a quite beautiful instrument.

I just read over what I had written and was remembering what little weasel looked like when she was fighting with Scarface. I've always heard that a woman looks most beautiful when pissed off, and it is true with Weasley #7. What is her name? I think it's Virginia. She always looks so lonely when she's walking around. It's just something I remember from last year. I wonder why? You know, I'm not sure that Virginia is her name. It could have been Jennifer. I just remember that Potter always called her something that sounded like Jen or Gin. Maybe it was Jane or Jean.

So one of the house elves just ran up to me saying that there was a letter that had just come for me. It arrived on a raven. My father is the only one I know that uses a raven to deliver the post.

Crap. It was from my father. He says he wants me to join the deatheaters soon. Like over Christmas Break. Ha. Like I'd actually do that! {insane laughter} Goodbye piece of paper.

DAM

{more insane laughter and throws both sheets of paper in the fire}

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hi everyone. I'm really greatful to everyone that reviews, so please review! Reviews make me happy! If you review, please tell me if I made Draco sound to babyish in the beginning, cause I think I may have. Anyway, I really hope that you all liked this chapter. Also, if you review {please review} tell me what other characters you want to see diary entries of. I'm willing to do almost anyone.

MidnightxDragon: I'm really glad that you liked the part with the roll. I do realize that it's short, but I'm trying to update often which should be easier now that school's ending. I have three more exams left before summer vacation starts. I read back through the chapters from the beginnning and Ginny does have a slightly bad attitude, but she was just suprised and upset about what's going on. She should get happier by the end of the story. Ginny probably won't be like "I love pink colored bunnies and rainbows" but less pissed at Harry.

Phoenix: Thanks for the smilie face! :P

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DISCLAIMER: I still don't own Harry Potter. Or his universe. I wish I did.