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Kyo searches the battlefield in any hopes to find a clue of the horrible governments whereabouts. After much probing he comes across a holotransmitter (work with me, it's been invented.) He touches it and the transmitter immediately activates, a projection of the general is released and begins to talk…

"This is the time when convicts rule, but Mr. President, we assure you that after we release the new and improved prototype Kyo's little masquerade among the land will end… for we, the army, have created the un-creatable. This is a beast so foul that just the look strikes fear into all that smell it! So without further ado, Project X314!" The man in the screen pulled off a sheet over a cage, revealing the most horrifying thing Kyo had ever seen, heard, smelled, and tasted! And it looked funny, too! The general continued…

"Project X314's only weakness is…" then, all of a sudden, a ferret ate the transmitter!

"LEPPY! NOOOO!" Then, Finland fell on the pie, creating a massive tidal wave… the ferret was washed away, never to be seen again, until it is seen again…

What is Project X314's weakness? Where did the ferret go? Will Finland ever receive freedom? Why is there an Asian person peeing on my fence? Find out next time on…the thingy of doom! (Dun dun dun)…

I own the ferret, but nothing else…sniffle…

Ch.10 Ebonics Irony

Raven was caught in a trance for the last twenty minutes and she unpleasantly woke when Beast Boys door swung and nailed the back of her head.

"OWW!" She started to rub the lump furiously.

"Wow Raven, what happened to your head?" Beast Boy asked. She glared at him in a duh kind of way. "I'll get the ice." He used that excuse and ran for his life upon the wrath of Raven. Once he was gone she put her palm the lump and it disappeared. Raven walked downstairs to find the rest of the team eating my ferret…I MEAN…they were getting ready to depart somewhere.

"Were going for some food, you want to come, Ray?" asked Beast Boy.

"Nah, I'm going to meditate here.

"SO AM I!" Starfire rocketed over to the lounge. "Can I stay and meditate with you, Raven?"

"Sure… why not…" Raven was obviously as not as excited as Starfire.

"Well, we better bet going." Robin said.

"Yes!" cried Beast boy "The need of food marches through my mind with the power of FISH!"

"He's getting delusional," Cyborg warmed up his cannon, "I'm taking him down."

Robin interrupted, " We'll be back in a little while, bye ladies."

"GET IN THE CAR BEFORE I BUST YOU!" Beast Boy was leaning against the horn in the car." Robin gave his signature half smile and took off with the boys.

"Miss Raven, what shall we do now that the men have left?"

"Watch dirty movies, what else?"

"Oh!" Starfire started to whisper, "why would we do that?"

"Do you even know the meaning of sarcasm? Damn Starfire."

"Oh, you made a joke of sorts?" Raven started down the hallway.

"I guess you could call it that…" a voice in Raven's head took over and spoke in a raspy tone. "She's a worthless, retched, shallow, fool. You know you hate her. You want to kill her."

"What the hell?" Raven jumped and looked around.

"I know how you feel friend Raven, I often lie in bed at night pondering what is this hell that everyone is always talking about. I don't know if I will ever receive the answer… it is such a sad feeling, like being defeated. Do you get the same at times?"

"Yeah, whatever." The voice was gone and left only a strange uneasiness. "…Starfire."

"Yes?"

"Did you hear anything, out of the ordinary?"

"When?

"Just a second ago."

"Just the small price of a broken heart, on ones Collapsed chest. Never breaking through. Only the longing and hate left as a painful after wake."

"Damnit Starfire! Put down that poetry book!"

"Sorry, no I did not hear anything." Raven shrugged it off and continued down the dark, hazy hall. "Raven, would it be my place to ask a few personal questions?"

"Um, I suppose you could. What do you want to know?"

"What is the reason that you, not saying that you are bad or anything, decided to "go out" with the boy you met at the park?" Raven was silent for a few seconds.

"…Hell if I know. I just kind of, agreed."

"That seems strange to me. Are that how most people feel about things of this matter on this planet?"

"Tsss, what do you think I know about this place? Everyone's screwed up if you ask me."

"Hmm" the rest of the trip to the roof was mostly silent.

"Starfire?"

"Yes Raven?"

"Can I tell you something secret?"

"Yes you very well may."

"Ever since I met that guy at the park, Sora, I think something inside me has been trying to speak up or something."

"What exactly do you mean?"

"Its kinda like different personalities. Like I will be angry at one time and happy at another. Say for instance my old self wouldn't even be having this conversation with you. I would keep it secret. But now I feel like I should tell you for some reason. I just thought I should tell you this so I don't hurt your feelings or anything.

"This means a lot that your mood swings want to tell me this. I appreciate it, Raven."

"Anytime" Raven and Starfire meditated for a while until the T-car's horn almost blew them off the roof.

"WHY IN THE NAME OF THE SEVEN HELLS ARE YOU BACK ALREADY!"

"Raven!" Beast boy called, "They made me wait by getting take out! Save me from these monsters my beautiful maiden!" Starfire laughed until she cried.

"Is he retarded or depraved?" Raven thought to herself. "Does the term we aren't hungry not mean anything to you!"

"Oh, just get your ass down here and have some food," Beast boy began to muffle, "you anorexic bitch."

"What did you say!"

"I said I need my fitch!"

"Excuse me Raven, what is a fitch?" Raven ignored Starfire and walked to the stairs and started to the dining area."

"Wow, this is a first. Why did you decide to eat at home?" Starfire inquired.

"thua wus a wot op pepu at the pessa sopp."

"Can you please eat with your mouth closed Beast boy…" Raven squinted her eyes.

"He said there was a lot of people at the pizza shop." Raven gave Cyborg a questioning look.

"I learned to speak Beast boy."

"Ohh." Raven replied. Starfire saw that Raven's eyes changed a slight bit, her eyebrows perked up, and she cracked a smile.

Starfire thought to herself "Is this what she meant?"

"Hot damn! Did you get this pizza at our regular place? Its great!" Raven was exuberant about the pizza.

"Umm, well…" Robin was trying to respond to Raven's outburst, "nooo… its this place that just opened on the coast.

"It's freaking awesome!" The team just looked at her blankly for a while. Raven realized she had one of her mood swings. "Oh, that must be the sugar that I put in my tea earlier." They must have believed her because they started to eat again.

"So, did you see any of my homies on the west side while you was pimpin your ride down through the hood?" Raven held her hand in a double you (w).

"What the hell did you just say?" Everyone's mouth was agape.

"Where did you find that book Raven?" Beast boy was grabbing at Raven trying to get his Ebonics book back.

"Hey dog! Don't you be up in my grill tryin to get in my draws!"

"Raven! Do you even know what that means!" Beast boy was chasing her around the room grabbing at the book.

"I'll get her!" Robin jumped at Raven so she would hold him in the air; he loved the feeling of levitation. But Beast boy had her too busy to notice him and he collided onto Raven, with a mere wisp between their lips.

"Eep!" Starfire rushed over and pulled Robin off of Raven. "Are you okay Robin!"

"Ahem…" Raven propped herself up on the floor by way of her elbows.

"Oh yes… are you okay, too?" Starfire faked a smile. Raven stood up and walked to the window and everyone else retired to the living room, leaving all their crap out.

"Those filthy pigs. Just slaughter them all. Show no mercy. Make them understand the feeling of pain!"

"Alright! Who the Fuck said that!" Raven spun around and panted while inspecting every inch of the room.

"Said what?" Everyone stared Raven down.

"Nothing, never mind" Raven slowly went to her room and shut herself out until the next morning.

Hot damn that was retarded. Well, do stuff, like review… or something. At least you guys review, I write for and they review for shit. No one ever get reviews there. I gotta go, and stuff… cha… bye.