How much trouble would I get in for triple homicide? A lot, probably. I
can see the headlines now: Rich and devastatingly handsome Malfoy heir sent
to Azkaban for killing the "boy who doesn't know how to die", Ginny
"Weaslette" Weasley (a.k.a. Weasel number 7), and Weasel #7's ex-
boyfriend...Derek Flint.
That's a really long headline! I've decided that I won't kill them all because a) I have no desire to go to Azkaban and b) I would die because Weasels numbers 1-6 would kill me, along with their parents for killing Weaslette and Potty, the world would kill me for killing Potty, and Marcus Flint would kill me for killing Derek, his younger brother. Why would I kill them, you ask? I'll tell you.
Potter: He's an evil butthead. I sent him a letter yesterday asking very politely if he would mind putting someone in detention today so I wouldn't be stuck alone with Ginnifer. He didn't respond and made me do roll call today in class and I politely call out
"Ginnifer?" and she just sat there talking with her friends doing her best to ignore Derek who wouldn't stop poking her shoulder. "Ginnifer?" Finally I went up to her and said, quite loudly, "GINNIFER!" She just looked at me like I was insane.
"Um, Professor, who are you talking to?"
"YOU! You know Ginnifer, if you don't answer when I call your name, I will mark you absent, give you a detention, and deduct house points."
"Professor DAM, my name isn't Ginnifer, it's Ginevra.'
"What did you just call me?"
"If you aren't going to bother calling me by my real name than I'll call you what I want to."
"But Potter said..." I trailed off looking at him, chuckling fool.
"Harry, er, Professor Potter knows my real name, Ginevra Molly Weasley."
"Potter........" I growled.
"Continue the roll call, Malfoy" he said. So I did. But grrrrrrrrrr, he made me look like such an idiot in front of our whole class! The good news is he did get sufficiently pissed off at Derek Flint to give him a detention. Oh, wait, that's a bad thing. Flint was dating Weaslette but he cheated on her and she broke up with him, that stupid bastard. Crap. I just felt sorry for a Weasley. It was stupid of him, though. She gave him a Bat Boogey Curse and I know how much those suck. Personal experience.
Weaslette: She called my Professor DAM in front of my first class! And she Bat Boogeyed me in my fifth year. And she's pretty. I did not just write that. Crap, I did. I have to go kill my self now.
{Decided to not kill himself and just take a nice big swig of Firewhiskey instead} [A.N.: he's in the kitchens]
Derek Flint: He cheated on Ginny. {More thoughts of death and Firewhiskey} and I just never liked him, he was always very cocky. {More Firewhiskey, now drunk}
Hey, someone's coming in here, shhhhhhhhhhh. We gotta be quiet so they don't see us.
{Backs up against a wall, conveniently forgetting the invisibility cloak that got him down there and puts his two first fingers together like as a gun, something he saw on a muggle movie once. Ginny walks in.}
Tehehe. The girl of my thoughts, insane thoughts, just walked in here. I jumped out of my hiding spot and shouted "GINNY!!"
"Holy shit! Malfoy, you scared the crap out of me." She said slowly backing away from me while waving her hand in front of her face.
"Hi Gin. I want some gin. My Firewhiskey's almost gone!"
"You need some breath mints Malfoy. How much Firewhiskey did you drink?"
"A lot" I said.
"C'mon Malfoy, we're going to get you to your room."
Instead of taking me to my room she dragged me to the DADA room where we found Harry diligently working. He took one look at me and asked Ginny how much I had drank.
She just held up the almost empty bottle of Firewhiskey.
"Was that full?"
"I found the seal on the ground."
"Thanks Gin. I'll take care of him"
Potter than dragged me to my room and started to shove me into bed when I saw my blazing fire, so I told him to wait, I scribbled on you and now I'm going to burn you. Goodbye.
DAM
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm back! And I wrote another chapter. Fun stuff.
SeraphStar: Thank you for reviewing chapter 4. I'm glad you liked the music reference. I just had to stuff it in there somehow, I play French horn, piano, and I'm in chorus. I'm super excited that you like the sound of it! Yay! CHAPTER 6: I'm not sure it's a good thing that I channel them well, that's kinda freaky. Oh well. I'm glad you liked Ginnifer. And the pothead thing will be resolved soon, hopefully. I'm not sure what the resolution will be. Thank you!
Ashen: I'm glad you were happy about seeing Dan. I had so much fun on the family trip! I didn't get to shower for four fricking days because there were no showers at the place we were staying at, and on the way home my parents are like 'lets go out for dinner!' so we stopped at wendy's and saw actual people, and we were all gross and icky. Blech. I'm glad you feel special. Thanks for reviewing!
Dorthey Star: I'm glad you were amused the Crap. We're all gonna die. line. I decided that life would just be so much more interesting if Gin's ex was a Slytherin. It makes it more drama-y? I think. Yes, he kinda made an ass out of himself, but it was funnier when I was thinking of it in my head than it turned out on paper. I'm so glad you think my chapters are wonderful. That's a huge compliment. Thanks for reviewing!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry. I don't own anything that you recognize. It's not mine.
That's a really long headline! I've decided that I won't kill them all because a) I have no desire to go to Azkaban and b) I would die because Weasels numbers 1-6 would kill me, along with their parents for killing Weaslette and Potty, the world would kill me for killing Potty, and Marcus Flint would kill me for killing Derek, his younger brother. Why would I kill them, you ask? I'll tell you.
Potter: He's an evil butthead. I sent him a letter yesterday asking very politely if he would mind putting someone in detention today so I wouldn't be stuck alone with Ginnifer. He didn't respond and made me do roll call today in class and I politely call out
"Ginnifer?" and she just sat there talking with her friends doing her best to ignore Derek who wouldn't stop poking her shoulder. "Ginnifer?" Finally I went up to her and said, quite loudly, "GINNIFER!" She just looked at me like I was insane.
"Um, Professor, who are you talking to?"
"YOU! You know Ginnifer, if you don't answer when I call your name, I will mark you absent, give you a detention, and deduct house points."
"Professor DAM, my name isn't Ginnifer, it's Ginevra.'
"What did you just call me?"
"If you aren't going to bother calling me by my real name than I'll call you what I want to."
"But Potter said..." I trailed off looking at him, chuckling fool.
"Harry, er, Professor Potter knows my real name, Ginevra Molly Weasley."
"Potter........" I growled.
"Continue the roll call, Malfoy" he said. So I did. But grrrrrrrrrr, he made me look like such an idiot in front of our whole class! The good news is he did get sufficiently pissed off at Derek Flint to give him a detention. Oh, wait, that's a bad thing. Flint was dating Weaslette but he cheated on her and she broke up with him, that stupid bastard. Crap. I just felt sorry for a Weasley. It was stupid of him, though. She gave him a Bat Boogey Curse and I know how much those suck. Personal experience.
Weaslette: She called my Professor DAM in front of my first class! And she Bat Boogeyed me in my fifth year. And she's pretty. I did not just write that. Crap, I did. I have to go kill my self now.
{Decided to not kill himself and just take a nice big swig of Firewhiskey instead} [A.N.: he's in the kitchens]
Derek Flint: He cheated on Ginny. {More thoughts of death and Firewhiskey} and I just never liked him, he was always very cocky. {More Firewhiskey, now drunk}
Hey, someone's coming in here, shhhhhhhhhhh. We gotta be quiet so they don't see us.
{Backs up against a wall, conveniently forgetting the invisibility cloak that got him down there and puts his two first fingers together like as a gun, something he saw on a muggle movie once. Ginny walks in.}
Tehehe. The girl of my thoughts, insane thoughts, just walked in here. I jumped out of my hiding spot and shouted "GINNY!!"
"Holy shit! Malfoy, you scared the crap out of me." She said slowly backing away from me while waving her hand in front of her face.
"Hi Gin. I want some gin. My Firewhiskey's almost gone!"
"You need some breath mints Malfoy. How much Firewhiskey did you drink?"
"A lot" I said.
"C'mon Malfoy, we're going to get you to your room."
Instead of taking me to my room she dragged me to the DADA room where we found Harry diligently working. He took one look at me and asked Ginny how much I had drank.
She just held up the almost empty bottle of Firewhiskey.
"Was that full?"
"I found the seal on the ground."
"Thanks Gin. I'll take care of him"
Potter than dragged me to my room and started to shove me into bed when I saw my blazing fire, so I told him to wait, I scribbled on you and now I'm going to burn you. Goodbye.
DAM
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm back! And I wrote another chapter. Fun stuff.
SeraphStar: Thank you for reviewing chapter 4. I'm glad you liked the music reference. I just had to stuff it in there somehow, I play French horn, piano, and I'm in chorus. I'm super excited that you like the sound of it! Yay! CHAPTER 6: I'm not sure it's a good thing that I channel them well, that's kinda freaky. Oh well. I'm glad you liked Ginnifer. And the pothead thing will be resolved soon, hopefully. I'm not sure what the resolution will be. Thank you!
Ashen: I'm glad you were happy about seeing Dan. I had so much fun on the family trip! I didn't get to shower for four fricking days because there were no showers at the place we were staying at, and on the way home my parents are like 'lets go out for dinner!' so we stopped at wendy's and saw actual people, and we were all gross and icky. Blech. I'm glad you feel special. Thanks for reviewing!
Dorthey Star: I'm glad you were amused the Crap. We're all gonna die. line. I decided that life would just be so much more interesting if Gin's ex was a Slytherin. It makes it more drama-y? I think. Yes, he kinda made an ass out of himself, but it was funnier when I was thinking of it in my head than it turned out on paper. I'm so glad you think my chapters are wonderful. That's a huge compliment. Thanks for reviewing!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry. I don't own anything that you recognize. It's not mine.