Dear Diary,
Ugh. I just returned from helping a totally drunk Malfoy from the kitchens to the DADA room. I was just heading down to the kitchens for some food when he jumps out at me screaming my name. It scared the shit out of me. And I told him that. Then he called me by my nickname (Gin not Ginnifer, like he called me for roll call) and commented about how he wanted some gin because his Firewhiskey was all gone. God, what a freak! And Dumbledore is actually trusting him to teach us! I'm still wondering how I survived my first DADA class. It was totally nuts! Malfoy and Harry both made this Witch Weekly's top bachelors thing and all of the girls in my class were totally insane, like drooling over him and stuff. All of the Slytherin girls were all over Malfoy because they're insane, and all over Harry because he's the equilivent of a bad boy in their house. The Gryffindors were all over Harry because, well, all us Gryffindors are just totally obsessed with Harry bloody Potter, couldn't you tell? {Bright chipper smile, while grinding her teeth} That was sarcasm, just to let you know Diary. The Gryffs were all totally hitting on Malfoy too because, he was the resident bad boy last year and we just all love older men. {Another smile}
Did you know that your teeth really start to hurt when you do to many fake smiles? Well, they do. Another reason that I almost died is because stupid, dumb ass Flint wouldn't leave me alone. And then halfway through the lesson Harry decides to ask him what the answer to a question, and he hadn't been paying attention at all which annoyed Harry to no end. His response to Harry's question was "Ginny" in this really dazed, stupid, love sick voice. Malfoy looked so disgusted, and Harry looked pissed. He finally let his temper get the better of him and shouted at him. Flinty boy got a detention. The only bad thing is that Harry was being stupid and scheduled it at the same time that mine is. I mean, seriously.
On a totally (kinda) different note, I wish that we were in the muggle world cause I really want to get a restraining order on that stupid, evil, death eater, bad boy wannabe. I've decided that death eater, like my nickname for Harry, doesn't deserve to be capitalized.
Ugh. My detention with Malfoy, Harry, and Flinty is tomorrow. You know what, I'm bored. I'm going to give them nicknames.
Malfoy: DAM (Draconis Alexander Malfoy) or TABTF (The Amazing Bouncy Twitchy Ferret)
Harry: MFOB (My Fake Older Brother) or tbwdkhtd (the boy who doesn't know how to die)
Flinty: DBIWSD (Dumb Bloody Idiot Who Should Die) or TLP (The Lovesick Puppy)
Now I'm really tired and am heading off to bed. Good night.
GMW
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Hi everyone. I'm really really sorry that this is so short, but I had to baby-sit today and clean my room and I just wanted to get something out. Hopefully I'll get something else out soon! Please read and review. Thanks.
SeraphStar: I'm glad that you were able to come home from marching band to find a funny chapter. Just out of curiosity, isn't your school done? Do you guys have to practice and march during the summer? And what time do you practice because I think I posted that at like 10 at night.
Ashen: I felt like I was dying. My hair was so icky and the second we got home I went upstairs and took like an hour-long shower. My family wasn't overjoyed with that, but I was clean. Tehe. I'm glad you love Draco's pieces of paper that are then burned and glad that you love Dan. Sorry this wasn't a Dan chapter, but I was typing one up and was like. Whoa, I haven't done a Ginny chapter since the first and second chapters. Thanks for the positive feedback!
Dorthey Star: I'm glad you love the Draco chapters, and he is much more funny drunk and giggling. It is amusing how Draco wants mini Flinty to die. How will they survive the detention? I'm not sure, so don't ask me. Hmmm. I should probably know, shouldn't I? Oh well. It'll pop out of my head soon. Thanks!
DISCLAIMER: I still own none of it. Tear tear.
Ugh. I just returned from helping a totally drunk Malfoy from the kitchens to the DADA room. I was just heading down to the kitchens for some food when he jumps out at me screaming my name. It scared the shit out of me. And I told him that. Then he called me by my nickname (Gin not Ginnifer, like he called me for roll call) and commented about how he wanted some gin because his Firewhiskey was all gone. God, what a freak! And Dumbledore is actually trusting him to teach us! I'm still wondering how I survived my first DADA class. It was totally nuts! Malfoy and Harry both made this Witch Weekly's top bachelors thing and all of the girls in my class were totally insane, like drooling over him and stuff. All of the Slytherin girls were all over Malfoy because they're insane, and all over Harry because he's the equilivent of a bad boy in their house. The Gryffindors were all over Harry because, well, all us Gryffindors are just totally obsessed with Harry bloody Potter, couldn't you tell? {Bright chipper smile, while grinding her teeth} That was sarcasm, just to let you know Diary. The Gryffs were all totally hitting on Malfoy too because, he was the resident bad boy last year and we just all love older men. {Another smile}
Did you know that your teeth really start to hurt when you do to many fake smiles? Well, they do. Another reason that I almost died is because stupid, dumb ass Flint wouldn't leave me alone. And then halfway through the lesson Harry decides to ask him what the answer to a question, and he hadn't been paying attention at all which annoyed Harry to no end. His response to Harry's question was "Ginny" in this really dazed, stupid, love sick voice. Malfoy looked so disgusted, and Harry looked pissed. He finally let his temper get the better of him and shouted at him. Flinty boy got a detention. The only bad thing is that Harry was being stupid and scheduled it at the same time that mine is. I mean, seriously.
On a totally (kinda) different note, I wish that we were in the muggle world cause I really want to get a restraining order on that stupid, evil, death eater, bad boy wannabe. I've decided that death eater, like my nickname for Harry, doesn't deserve to be capitalized.
Ugh. My detention with Malfoy, Harry, and Flinty is tomorrow. You know what, I'm bored. I'm going to give them nicknames.
Malfoy: DAM (Draconis Alexander Malfoy) or TABTF (The Amazing Bouncy Twitchy Ferret)
Harry: MFOB (My Fake Older Brother) or tbwdkhtd (the boy who doesn't know how to die)
Flinty: DBIWSD (Dumb Bloody Idiot Who Should Die) or TLP (The Lovesick Puppy)
Now I'm really tired and am heading off to bed. Good night.
GMW
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Hi everyone. I'm really really sorry that this is so short, but I had to baby-sit today and clean my room and I just wanted to get something out. Hopefully I'll get something else out soon! Please read and review. Thanks.
SeraphStar: I'm glad that you were able to come home from marching band to find a funny chapter. Just out of curiosity, isn't your school done? Do you guys have to practice and march during the summer? And what time do you practice because I think I posted that at like 10 at night.
Ashen: I felt like I was dying. My hair was so icky and the second we got home I went upstairs and took like an hour-long shower. My family wasn't overjoyed with that, but I was clean. Tehe. I'm glad you love Draco's pieces of paper that are then burned and glad that you love Dan. Sorry this wasn't a Dan chapter, but I was typing one up and was like. Whoa, I haven't done a Ginny chapter since the first and second chapters. Thanks for the positive feedback!
Dorthey Star: I'm glad you love the Draco chapters, and he is much more funny drunk and giggling. It is amusing how Draco wants mini Flinty to die. How will they survive the detention? I'm not sure, so don't ask me. Hmmm. I should probably know, shouldn't I? Oh well. It'll pop out of my head soon. Thanks!
DISCLAIMER: I still own none of it. Tear tear.