When Ayumu ate sugar shonen ai style
Ayumu: YEAH! Shonen ai! Go me! Sakura!
Sakura; Right, Ayumu, doesn't own Beyblade or it's characters or some of the stories mentioned, but he does own the plot. And the pairings are Tyson/Kai and Max/Ray.
Ayumu: Oh yeah and the first story. It's the title is supposed to be When Ayumu ate sugar. Sorry
Tyson/Telling a long story about how he fought a giant fish to impress his boyfriend but soon becomes suspicious that Kai isn't even listening/ Are you listening to me?
Kai: Oh you're still talking
Tyson: You weren't even listening to me!
Kai: No, I was.
Tyson: No you weren't! What are you doing that's better than listing to your own boyfriend?
Kai: Nothing.
Tyson: What are you doing?
Kai: Nothing!
Tyson: What are you doing!
Kai: NOTHING!
Tyson: You're reading! Reading!
Kai; Duh.
Tyson: I didn't know you could read.
Kai; Shut up, Tyson. You probably got a D in reading.
Tyson: No I didn't. I got an A. Lee got a D.
Lee: HEY! No! Ray got the D!
Ray: WHAT! No I did not you fat nose! Max I still love you even though I say this! Max got the D. Come here! You ass whole/chases after Lee/
Max: Ray! That's Kenny, not me!
Kenny: You think I would get a D? Come on look at me. It's Tala probably.
Tala/looks shocked/ How did you know my grades in reading?
Kai: You're serious.
Tala: What was I supposed to say/points to Kenny/ What did you say?
Kenny: I said, do you think I would get a D? Come on look at me.
Tala: Okay. /looks at Kenny/ You like a safari tour guide that just got out of a rumble with a lion. Hey, where are your eyes? Why do you wear glasses if you don't have eyes?
Kai: Go home Tala.
Tala: Yes, ma'am.
Kai: I'M NOT A GIRL!
Tala: Well you look like one.
Tyson/Shakes head in agreement/ That is kinda true Kai. You're very pretty for a guy.
Tala: And you did get hit on my that bartender.
Tyson: Bartender? Where? I didn't get a chance to kill him when he hit on MY Kai in Shattered Glass! Kai: TALA!
Tala: What?
Kai: You know how Tyson gets!
Tala: Sorry.
Kai: Go back to Russia!
Tala: Fine. /goes to airport/
Kai: Tyson!
Tyson: Yeah?
Kai/whisper in his ear/
Tyson/gets evil smile/ Promise?
Kai/sighs/ Yeah.
Tyson/smiles wider then slips a arm around Kai's waist/
/All of the sudden a lawn chair comes crashing through the window/
Ray/running after Lee in the yard/ COME BACK HERE YA FAT NOSE!
Lee: I'MMMMMMMMMM SOOOOOOORRRRRRRYYYYYYY!
/Suddenly Mariah pops up out of thin air/
Mariah: Ray! My love!
Ray: Ah! Get away from me woman!
Mariah: But I love you!
Ray: I don't love you! I love Max!
Max: I love you too Ray! Even though you said I got a bad grade!
back in the dojo
Tyson: looks at the broken window, he still has his arm around Kai Grandpa, isn't gonna be happy about this.
Kai: Tyson, you need some advice?
Tyson: Yeah.
Kai: Don't take my advice.
Tyson: Thanks a lot Kai.
Kai: You're Welcome! I Love to help!
Tyson: Kai, I love you and all, but, don't do that again, it's scary.
Kai: Oh. Okay, how about you-- /gets cut off by Tyson kissing him/
Tyson: The only way to shut him up.
TO BE CONTINUED……MAYBE…..
Ayumu: Okay well I stole three things and I'm very sorry and PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!
The first thing, Kenny looking like a safari tour guide is from The Bet by Plushie Heartless.
The second thing is, the bartender hitting on Kai, which is from Shattered Glass by Neko-Mei.
The last thing is, The last line It's from one of Obsidian Obscurity's stories Kiss to the Stranger.
I am very sorry if you don't want you're writing in here I will take it down and redo it. Please forgive me/bows/
Sakura; Yeah I think they get it, Ayumu.
Ayumu: Yeah but I don't want them to be mad at me! I want everyone to like me!
Sakura: Who couldn't like you?
Ayumu: ………. /crickets chirp/
Sakura; Don't hurt yourself now.
Ayumu: HEY! THAT WAS MEAN!
Sakura; I am not caring.