When Ayumu Ate Sugar Shonen Ai version
Tyson: I have a feeling no one is going to remember these so I'll do them. Disclaimer: Ayumu does not own Beyblade or any of it's characters, Thank god I have no idea what he'll put us through if he did. I think Ayumu's scarier than the fan girls. Ayumu also does not own the song I'm to sexy, but he does own the spiking of the refreshments , plot, and the karaoke machine. Now, the warning, use of alcohol, but in a funny way, under aged drinking, but in a funny way, shonen ai and supreme craziness. Please don't sue him, I don't think the prisons could even contain him.
Tala: Yeah and the pairings are Tyson/Kai, Ray/Max, Enrique/Oliver, Johnny/Robert, Kenny/Emily, Lee/Michael, maybe more.
Ayumu: You know I decided that this is just going to be a little serious of craziness that the makers of Beyblade will never show on TV! And if you're worried, don't be, because I ate a 1 pound Hershey bar just a few minutes ago!
Kai: He has been jumping around the house all day and the chocolate just made it worse! Someone save me!
Ayumu: Aww! Kai! Don't be like that/starts giggling like a maniac/
Kai/looks nervously at Ayumu/ S-start the fic!
Chapter two: I'm too Sexy….
Today was the day of the Bladebreakers 4 year anniversary. Mr. Dickinson rented out a banquet hall, a DJ, and a karaoke machine. By the time of the party the hall was filled with refreshments, food, and music.
At exactly 6 o'clock the Bladebreakers piled in the hall, right on time.
Tyson: Wow! Mr. D, you really out done yourself!
Mr. D: Why, thank you Tyson.
Tyson/then Tyson spotted food/ OH WOW FOOD/Tyson's gone in a flash/
Kai/sighs/ -.-; I'll go keep an eye on him, to make sure he doesn't stuff himself to death.
Max, Ray, Kenny: -.-;;;;; /nods/
Max and Ray head over to one of the tables and Kenny goes to check out the DJ's equipment. (Ayumu: AHHH! Not like that! Ya nastys! The electronic equipment! Jeez you people have sick minds! You should be ashamed!)
----------------------------------------------------Over with Ray and Max
Ray: I hope Tyson doesn't choke on something.
Max: Eh, he'll be fine! He has Kai with him!
Ray: Yeah, but I still have a bad feeling about something. I don' know…Oh? Hey Max when will everyone else get here?
Max: Auh? I think like 6:30. Mariah right?
Ray: Yeah, I don't know why that girl can't get that, I love you, not her. (Ayumu: People don't get me wrong I like Mariah just not with Ray, yes Max is the only one for Ray! I just want to clear that up. /starts giggling like a maniac again/)
Max: It's okay Ray, don't let it bother you. /gives Ray a comforting smile/
Ray: That's why I love you, you're so gentle, sweet, and that smile.
Max: D I LOVE YOU TO RAY/HUGGLES RAY/
Ray/sweatdrops/
----------------------------------------------------Now over with Kenny.
Kenny: Soooooooooooooooo, you're a DJ?
DJ: Um, yeah.
Kenny: Soooooooooooooooo/points at big blue button/ what's this do?
DJ: It turns on the stereo.
Kenny: I see, Soooooooooooooooo/points at big yellow button/ what's this do?
DJ: Nothing.
Kenny: Then why do you have it, if it doesn't do anything?
DJ: I don't know.
Kenny: Why do you don't know?
DJ: I don't know okay?
Kenny: Okay, Soooooooooooooooo/points at big red button/ what does this do?
DJ/has one of those angry marks on his forehead./
--------------------------------------------------Now over with Tyson and Kai
Kai: Uh? Tyson? Don't you think that a little to much?
Tyson: Nonsense Kai! You can never have too much food!
Kai: But Tyson, it's a foot high.
Tyson/Shrugs/ Free food Kai. But this isn't all mine! Some of it's yours you weight less than I do and you're older and taller, you need food on you bones!
Kai: Tyson- /The boy next to him cut him off/
Tyson: Now get the drinks! I'll be over at a table!
Kai: But! Auh/sighs and goes over to the refreshments table/ Let's see. Tyson, will probably like anything, so I guess…punch. /Gets the drinks then heads over to where Tyson is sitting drooling over his food/
--------------------------------------------------in the darkest corner of the banquet hall
Mr. D: Did you really have to do that?
Unknown person in shadows: Yup! My home dawgs have to loosen up, yo!
Mr. D: By home dogs you mean Kai and Tyson?
U.P.I.S: Yup! They need to realize the hip feelings they have for each other! Get my meanin?
Mr. D: I get it. Boy, do I get it. We better go and put the punch up before anyone else drinks it.
U.P.I.S: (Ayumu: Though I think you people already know who this is dontca?) /smiles widely/
------------------------------------------------------------Now back over to Tyson and Kai (Since Kenny is just still bugging the DJ and Max and Ray are having a make out session, and I don't think you came here for Ray/Max.)
Kai: Hey? Tyson?
Tyson: Mpfh?
Kai: Don't talk with your mouth full!
Tyson: uhm?
Kai: That's not what I wanted to ask. What I wanted to ask was, does your drink taste weird?
Tyson looks down at his glass, swallows whatever he was eating, then takes a drink.
Tyson: Huh? It does taste kinda weird.
Kai: Yeah, Do you-
Tyson: It's probably nothing. Might be a new brand .
Kai: You're probably right. (Ayumu: Is it just me or is Kai talking a lot? Damn! I can't be a good Kai/takes a sip of the punch/ Hey! It does taste weird// Kai: -.-;;;; )
------------------------------Okay I'm just gonna fast forward to 6:30, nothing much happens, just Max and Ray continue their make out session, yes I know that's a very long make out session, Kenny keeps bugging the DJ, Tyson and Kai have had 3 glasses of the punch each. Now The rest of the teams have piled into the banquet hall, White Tigers, All Stars, Demolition Boys, and F Dynasty, even the Mygestics. (Ayumu: how the hell to you spell that?)
Everyone goes off to do their own things, like Mariah latching herself onto Ray while Max pouts and Ray tries to pry her off, Lee spending some quality time with Michael, Emily, googling Kenny, Rick didn't want to come, Eddie, Steve, Gary, and Kevin are off at the food table.
Julia, Raul, and Ian were conversing about beyblading (is this all these kids think about?) Enrique and Oliver were off at a corner table making out (god is this all these kids think about?. Tala, Bryan, and Spencer are leaning against some wall brooding. Johnny and Robert were secretly holding hands under the table (Isn't that cute! I love this pairing!)
--------------------------------------------Meanwhile over with Tyson and Kai (Ayumu: Just pretend whatever they say is slurred, kay!)
Kai: Tyson? My head feels a little fuzzy.
Tyson: Mine, too. You know Kai, what I always wanted to do is sing karaoke with you.
Kai: Really? Me. Too.
Tyson: Really? You know why I wanna?
Kai/nods his head cutely/
Tyson: because I love you. A lot. /leans over a kisses Kai/
Kai/kisses back, duh! Come on people./
The kiss went on, until they both broke away for need of air, damn need of oxygen!
Tyson smiled lazily at Kai's blush.
Tyson: You're pretty.
Kai's blush deepened.
Tyson: You wanna go sing now?
Kai: Y-yeah.
With that Tyson grabbed Kai's hand and lead the way to the Karaoke machine. The DJ didn't notice since he still has a Kenny to mess with. (Ayumu: Kenny, Bless his heart.) Tyson grabbed to microphones, gave one to Kai, then turned on the machine. (Ayumu: DO not ask me how the HELL they did this, while drunk.)
Tyson: HELLO! CLEVLEND!
Everyone turned their heads to the stage.
Kai: Tyson?
Tyson: Yes, love?
Kai: Aren't we in Japan?
Tyson: Oh yes we are, you're so smart.
Kai/giggles/ (Ayumu: HEHEHHEH// Kai: You did not just do that?)
Tyson: We would like to dedicate this song to Maxy!
Kai: And Ray!
Tyson and Kai: And Kenny!
Kai: Our hamsters!
Max, Ray, Kenny: -.-;;;;;
Tyson: I thought they were our dogs?
Kai: Eh? I don't know/tilts head to the side cutely/
Tyson: Cute/Huggles Kai/ Wanna sing now, love?
Kai/kisses Tyson on the cheek/ Yup!
----------------------------------------------------------Over to Ray and Max
Ray/He can finally talk to his Max without being suffocated by a jealous Mariah/ Max? Are they together?
Max: Yeah. I think they are.
Tala: I think a better question would be are they drunk?
Ray and Max: O.o OH god.
----------------------------------------------------------Back on stage with Tyson and Kai
The music starts playing.
Kai and Tyson: I'm to sexy for my love, to sexy for my love, loves going to leave me!
Everyone: o.O
Tyson: I'm to sexy for this shirt, to sexy for this shirt, so sexy it hurts.
Kai: I'm to sexy for Milan, to sexy for Milan, New York and Japan
Everyone: O.O except Tala, Robert, Mr. D, and U.P.I.S
Tyson: And I'm too sexy for your party,
Too sexy for your party
Kai: No way I'm disco dancing
Tyson and Kai; I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
Everyone: O.O expect the people I named before
Tyson: I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
Kai: And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
Tyson and Kai: I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
background singers: I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my
Tyson and Kai: 'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
Tyson: I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
Kai: I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
Tyson and Kai: And we're too sexy for this song
The music fades and Tyson gives Kai a big kiss on the lips then they both collapse into giggles.
Now everyone else that is except for U.P,I.S, who is actually Gramps, who is laughing is ass off, and Mr. D who was staring at his friend with this -.- looks on his face, was looking at Kai and Tyson with their mouths hanging open, well all except Tala, who was also laughing his ass off, and Robert who, with a lot of irritation from Johnny unclasped hands, then clapped and walked over to where Tyson and Kai lay giggling like maniacs.
Robert: Now that was the best show I've seen in ages.
Now everyone was looking at him with their mouths hanging open, expect Gramps, Tala and Mr. D who were, well I think you get the idea.
The End, or is it?
Ayumu: WOHWHO! I'm done! 6 pages. /whistles/ Now where did I leave that sugar jar/Starts giggling like a maniac again/
Kai and Tyson: O.O
Robert: Please review.
Ayumu: ROBERT/ HUGGLES ROBERT/
Johnny/growls/ Let go.
Ayumu/trembles/ Nice over protective boyfriend/puts Robert done/
Johnny/puts a protective arm around Roberts waist and growls more/
Robert: -.- Johnny.
Ayumu/trembles more/ Don't hurt me!