Hello! I have decided to add onto 'Big Shippo' with poems like this one, and when he actually does go on a diet. I hope you like 'em! CoughIdon'townInuYashaCough

Ok, so Kagome decided to bring a portable cooler full of food to the feudal era. Bad idea. In the middle of the night, this happened:

Shippo on a Midnight Raid

Half a loaf, half a loaf,
Half a loaf onward.
All in the belly at once,
Toasted and buttered.
"Downward the raisin bread,
Charge past the gums!" he said.
Into the belly, the crunch
Echoed and sputtered.

"Forward the Midnight Raid!
Slather the marmalade!"
(Not tho' the sleeper knew
Someone had plundered.)

Ice cream and pizza pie,
Hers not to pass 'em by.
Chocolate chip by the batch,
Scavenged and down the hatch.

Mirror to right of him
Mirror to left of him
Mirror behind him,
Back to the cupboard.
"Diet begins at dawn,
After the food's all gone,"
Humbly he blubbered.

X.X.X.

So do you like it? Please review!