Dear Diary,

Sorry I haven't written in a while. I've just been really busy, burying my self in school work and such. My teachers have been loading the work on, with tests, essays, and a lot of homework. Also, Professor Malfoy has started acting really strange around me lately. I don't know if he thinks that I think that he's a wacko because of the running around screaming thing or the liking Hermione thing or the totally smashed professing his love to many things including myself or something, cause I don't. Okay, maybe just a bit, but only because of the running around screaming thing. My brother likes Hermione! I mean, if anything I think that she's insane for liking him back. Who would like Ron?

Anyhow, I've been hearing some really creepy feelings about Professor Malfoy. Like, I used to feel disgust whenever I was around him or dislike but now I've started to feel like kinda warm and fluffy inside. I think I might like him. How strange would it be to like one of your professors? I suppose it would be weirder if the professor that you liked was a lot older than you, not just one year. What if someone had a crush on Snape? Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. Seriously, how incredibly disgusting would that be? Actually factually, I think that Hermione used to have a crush on Snape. Mental note to self: ask her about it the next time you see her. Which will be at Christmas. Hopefully Ron will have told her that he's in love with her by then and then I can bring up Snape and P. Malfoy will be there. Happy happy holidays, to me.

I think I'll talk to Harry about the whole warm fuzzy feelings thing and see what he has to say. If he tries to make fun of me, I'll kill him.

So, ending on that happy note, tata.

GMW

DAN!!

Dan's the man! WAHOO! Sorry, strange mood. Good strange. Ginbug just came to talk to me about certain feelings she's been having for a certain someone. It's a crush on Malfoy!! WAHOO! Don't worry Dan, I completely understand if you didn't get it. At first I thought it was hatred towards Derek Flint. When I said that she glared at me and announced: 'Although my feelings for that evil bastard haven't changed I don't spend my life dwelling on it. I do have other feelings towards other people, I'll have you know.' Then I told her that she should just tell me before the feelings that she had towards a person was hatred towards me.

So, then she admitted (after I pried a bit) that she was having, I believe she said, 'warm fuzzy feelings when I'm around him, not hatred, or disgust, or anything like that.' I told her that she has a crush on him and she was shocked! How dense are the Weasleys? I had guessed that they liked each other forever ago! A really short forever, but still forever. And everyone knew about Ron and Hermione before they did. Anyway, I now have a goal that I need to accomplish for Christmas. Or before. Setting them up. They like each other so it's the next logical step. Good luck to me. I'm gonna die. (stupid fricking Weasley twins) Goodbye.

HJP

DISCLAIMER: Hi everyone. Sorry I haven't updated in like forever, but my computer isn't really working at all, and school just started. Homework sucks. So, expect me to not update a lot. I really am sorry about that. Anyway...if anyone's in the mood to read a really crappy DG one shot, check out mine! It's called 'Twas the night before' so go right ahead. But once again, I warn you it does stink...at least in my opinion. And chances are I'm right. So, yeah.

Stella7: I'm glad that you thought that Draco was funny. Thanks so much for reading and reviewing!

easilyamused: Yes, you did review somewhat sooner, but my update was a lot later. I'm glad that you think that Draco is funny when drunk. Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Ashen: Tehehe. The beginning of your review reminded me of the movie Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where Willie Wonka says something backwards and then goes 'Strike that. Reverse it.' Good movie. Was your cherry lollypop good? I hope so. Thanks for reading and reviewing!

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