So it was noon, and everyone was pissed.
Sanzo was pissed. Gojyo was pissed – well, you get the picture.
The odd thing was, no one else knew why each other was pissed, just that they were.
The Sanzo party was known for that attitude – well, at least known throughout the youkai world. The eternally-pissed-off attitude that no youkai wanted to see, but every youkai wanted to squelch under a massive, much-needed beating. It was that bad-ass attitude and pissed-off state of mind that was probably what made them so damned annoying – well, that, and the fact that they DIDN'T DIE, but that's another thing.
What was also annoying was the fact that so many youkai were losing whatever reason they had left just to kill those bastards. Then they'd get wasted because they would somehow FORGET that no one could match the Sanzo party's bad-assed-ness when they were righteously pissed.
Well, no one with a real face. Those guys don't last long, but they sure were recyclable for the next episode.
Moving on. At this rate, even if the Sanzo party were stopped right before Gyuumaoh is raised (because that's probably what will happen, anyway), there won't be much of a youkai kingdom left to call a kingdom.
And this was why Kougaiji was banging his head against the wall, in a fortress, far, far away. At least, far West.
It was actually really stupid, because he was supposed to be tracking down the Sanzo party. He figured that they'd be at the fortress by now, if it weren't for all those hang-ups along the way.
Maybe he should stop sending youkai out to kill them.
Maybe he should start beating the crap out of his non-followers, just so they could get on their way.
Maybe he should BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF LILIN!
"I said, stop it!" He said for the umpteenth time that day, swatting away his little sister's hand.
"I'm bored. Let's go beat up the Sanzo party."
The other three in the room immediately thought of the same thing:
You mean, you're hungry, and you want Sanzo's meat buns.
By the gods, that sounded so wrong.
And finally, we're back to those guys, who were still at the inn, sharing a moment of pissed-off-ness. The closest to bonding they'll probably ever get, and we all know it's true, no matter how much we'd want otherwise.
Did I say that out loud? Huh.
Incidentally, Hakkai was very pissed off, because all the groceries and supplies he had bought the night before were all gone, thanks to a series of youkai attacks during the night. And, consequently… no, well, wait, everyone was pissed off because of that.
Note the lack of cigarettes.
Note the lack of food.
All around moment of RIGHTEOUS RAGE!
Except, all the youkai in the vicinity were dead. No place to vent.
This should have spurred people into moving, but to no avail. They were all sitting sacks of meat, and the maid, who had come in then to see if they were checked out yet, wondered if they were sitting there waiting to be cooked.
Mmm, steamed meat.
And Sanzo didn't have meat buns for Lilin.
What a shame.
Sanzo was pissed. Gojyo was pissed – well, you get the picture.
The odd thing was, no one else knew why each other was pissed, just that they were.
The Sanzo party was known for that attitude – well, at least known throughout the youkai world. The eternally-pissed-off attitude that no youkai wanted to see, but every youkai wanted to squelch under a massive, much-needed beating. It was that bad-ass attitude and pissed-off state of mind that was probably what made them so damned annoying – well, that, and the fact that they DIDN'T DIE, but that's another thing.
What was also annoying was the fact that so many youkai were losing whatever reason they had left just to kill those bastards. Then they'd get wasted because they would somehow FORGET that no one could match the Sanzo party's bad-assed-ness when they were righteously pissed.
Well, no one with a real face. Those guys don't last long, but they sure were recyclable for the next episode.
Moving on. At this rate, even if the Sanzo party were stopped right before Gyuumaoh is raised (because that's probably what will happen, anyway), there won't be much of a youkai kingdom left to call a kingdom.
And this was why Kougaiji was banging his head against the wall, in a fortress, far, far away. At least, far West.
It was actually really stupid, because he was supposed to be tracking down the Sanzo party. He figured that they'd be at the fortress by now, if it weren't for all those hang-ups along the way.
Maybe he should stop sending youkai out to kill them.
Maybe he should start beating the crap out of his non-followers, just so they could get on their way.
Maybe he should BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF LILIN!
"I said, stop it!" He said for the umpteenth time that day, swatting away his little sister's hand.
"I'm bored. Let's go beat up the Sanzo party."
The other three in the room immediately thought of the same thing:
You mean, you're hungry, and you want Sanzo's meat buns.
By the gods, that sounded so wrong.
And finally, we're back to those guys, who were still at the inn, sharing a moment of pissed-off-ness. The closest to bonding they'll probably ever get, and we all know it's true, no matter how much we'd want otherwise.
Did I say that out loud? Huh.
Incidentally, Hakkai was very pissed off, because all the groceries and supplies he had bought the night before were all gone, thanks to a series of youkai attacks during the night. And, consequently… no, well, wait, everyone was pissed off because of that.
Note the lack of cigarettes.
Note the lack of food.
All around moment of RIGHTEOUS RAGE!
Except, all the youkai in the vicinity were dead. No place to vent.
This should have spurred people into moving, but to no avail. They were all sitting sacks of meat, and the maid, who had come in then to see if they were checked out yet, wondered if they were sitting there waiting to be cooked.
Mmm, steamed meat.
And Sanzo didn't have meat buns for Lilin.
What a shame.
