All characters here belong to the makers and producers of Yu Yu Hakusho and J.K. Rowlings respectively. I only own Raven and the storyline and since I make no money from this, don't sue me. I'm poor anyways. So sit back and enjoy and please review. As always, flames welcome as long as you are polite and give constructive criticism. I can't spell lol.
Raven smiled widely at the older woman "Shiziru, I think you and I are going to get along just fine." Kuwabara muttered "Uh oh" under his breath and sank lower into the seats of the sofa. He did not trust the devilish smiles that his sister and the mage were giving each other.
Harry, Ron and Hermione noticed the looks on Raven's face and groaned. Ron spoke up "I swear, Raven, you should have been a Slytherin"
Raven gave a very innocent smile that had Kuwabara sinking farther into his seat. Shiziru smiled at the sight and Hiei was chuckling madly behind them all. Kurama frowned and tried to steer the conversation away from torturing Kuwabara, much to Hiei's dismay.
"How about we watch a movie?" Kurama asked the group. Suggestions immediately came in from all directions.
Ron, Hermione, Harry, Sirius and Raven just shrugged when people started to spout off what they wanted to see.
Yusuke was shouting "LICENSE TO KILL" and then he would stop and yell out "NATIONAL LAMPOON'S SENIOR TRIP" and then stop "STAR TREK 4: THE VOYAGE HOME" and he repeatedly did this, over and over and over.....
Kuwabara yelled out "STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE" "MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE" "CAREBEARS: THE MOVIE" then he noticed the looks that the rest were giving him, even Yusuke stopped in his yelling to look at Kuwabara "Ummm, TERMINATOR, TERMINATOR, TERMINATOR"
Shiziru just shook her head at her brother, and then bonked Yusuke on the head when he went back to screaming "SHUT UP". She looked to Kurama and suggested "Willy Wonka?"
Hiei's eyes lit up "Yeah, Fox, Willy Wonka. CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY" Hiei went off into the kitchen, chanting "CANDY CANDY" over and over. Kurama just shook his head and then looked at Yukina as she spoke up "How about Wizard of Oz or the Dark Crystal?" Kuwabara heard her suggestion and shouted "OR BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!!!!!!!!! CAUSE HEY, KURAMA YOU ARE THE BEAUTY AND HIEI IS THE BEAST!" Kuwabara looked mighty pleased with himself, 'hmmmm, the shrimp wasn't around to hear me say that'.
Suddenly the orange haired spirit detective got smacked from all sides with pillows and cushions off the couch. "HEY, NO FAIR GANGING UP ON ME." He heard someone yelling in the background. "HEY HIEI, WE ARE KICKING KUWABARA'S BUTT, GET IN HERE" He groaned as a flash of black came running from the kitchen and jumped onto his back, bouncing up and down on the pillows that were already there, still chanting "CANDY CANDY CANDY" a lollipop in his left hand and a chocolate bar in his right.
Raven, Harry, Ron, Sirius and Hermione were all standing back, mouths open, watching this whole scene. They just looked at each other from the corner of their eyes and started to laugh. Harry leaned down and whispered something into Raven's ear. She blinked and looked up to him with a nod and a growing smile "Perfect." She leaned to whisper it in Hermione's ear who also got a smile a mile wide and laughed. "Yeah, let's suggest that."
Raven moved to Kurama's side, where he was standing in shock, staring at his now hyperactive husband. "Kurama?" He turned and looked down at her and she smiled to him "How about Monty Python and the Holy Grail?" Kurama thought for a moment and then laughed "I don't think we have seen that one, is it any good?"
He caught the surprised looks and then the spreading grins on Raven, Harry and Hermione's faces, Sirius and Ron still appeared clueless till Hermione leaned over and whispered one word to them. It sounded like "Coconuts"
The other two wizards suddenly broke out into like smiles and nodded. "Yeah," said Sirius, "If you haven't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail you are missing out." Kurama nodded and then smiled to Raven, seeing her hopeful expression. He turned to the rest of the group to get their attention. Now Yusuke was being attacked, along with Kuwabara, although only Shiziru and Hiei were bothering Kuwabara at this point. He hadn't heard what was said, but Yukina was beating up on Yusuke, a shocking sight for the usually calm ice apparition. He raised his voice over the din of noise and yelled "WE ARE GOING TO WATCH" dead silence as all turned to him "MONTY PYthon and the Holy Grail" he stopped yelling halfway through the title.
Blank looks, cricket chirping in the background. "Say what? What movie is that?" asked Yusuke.
Kurama shrugged "Not sure, but the wizards all suggested it and they all seem to like it, so let's watch it. We haven't seen it yet." Kurama sighed at the sight of his still bouncing husband. "Hiei, get off of Kuwabara and put the chocolate down."
By now Hiei's face was smeared with the stuff. He was grinning like a maniac and was beginning to act like an american MTV character called Beavis. Kurama sighed and looked to the wizards "Go rent the movie, take Shiziru with you, I'll calm Hiei down and we will be ready by the time you return." With that he walked over to his husband, who now had the back of his shirt pulled over his head, and plucked him from Kuwabara's back "ARE YOU THREATENING ME?" Hiei screached in an annoying voice at Kurama.
The rest of the group was just watching Kurama tote his hyperactive fire demon from the room, sweat drop looks on their faces. Another cricket chirp. Yusuke gulped "That had to be the scariest thing I have ever seen." The room burst into laughter. Shiziru stood and grabbed her purse, looking at Raven who was having a quick conversation with the wizards in a small huddle. They broke apart laughing, Sirius, Harry and Raven moved to her. She looked curiously at the two male wizards and Raven smiled mysteriously "They are going to get a few things real fast."
Shiziru nodded and she and Raven left to rent the movie, Harry and Sirius leaving also, talking low amongst themselves. Shiziru heard Harry say "Coconuts"
(A/N And there you have it. I am sorry if it was too weird. I am having a good night. My sister had her first baby tonight. I have a niece. I thought that this story could use some fun and love to share around. And come on, Hiei going crazy on candy and becoming Cornholio (who is owned by the owners of Beavis and Butthead and I have no claim on them) was just one of those things that make you laugh no matter what. So, I hope you all liked it. And once again. I am going to be gone for the next week or so. we are moving to a new house and i am not sure when our internet will be hooked up and connected. I am trying to post on all my stories as a parting gift before I am gone for awhile. I can guarantee that most of my stories (if not all) will have a new chapter or more to post when I return online. So, off I go. Time to post this. Also, I have one more Harry Potter/Yu Yu Hakusho story up on adultfanfiction, that I am going to post on Fanfiction as well. Fun with demons. if you get bored, you can always read that.
And as for the strawberry shortcake movie Kuwabara wanted to see? Well, I will admit to you, i LOVE strawberry shortcake. I have dolls and everything. However, I mean the dolls from the early 80's, although I have the new stuff too. It's my obsession. I have two of the original movies (from the early 80's). Point to this? This past saturday, it was me, my husband and two male GI's in the U.S. Army (i'm an army wife). We were sitting around watching movies. I asked them to pick a movie, they had a hard time choicing, so i threw in one of my strawberry shortcake movies to be spiteful. You have never experienced evil pleasure until you have seen three buff GI's cringing in fear over Sour Grapes calling the Purple Pieman "PURPIE". HA, I love it. And that is the end of my ramblings. Good bye my lovlies, till I update again.)
Raven smiled widely at the older woman "Shiziru, I think you and I are going to get along just fine." Kuwabara muttered "Uh oh" under his breath and sank lower into the seats of the sofa. He did not trust the devilish smiles that his sister and the mage were giving each other.
Harry, Ron and Hermione noticed the looks on Raven's face and groaned. Ron spoke up "I swear, Raven, you should have been a Slytherin"
Raven gave a very innocent smile that had Kuwabara sinking farther into his seat. Shiziru smiled at the sight and Hiei was chuckling madly behind them all. Kurama frowned and tried to steer the conversation away from torturing Kuwabara, much to Hiei's dismay.
"How about we watch a movie?" Kurama asked the group. Suggestions immediately came in from all directions.
Ron, Hermione, Harry, Sirius and Raven just shrugged when people started to spout off what they wanted to see.
Yusuke was shouting "LICENSE TO KILL" and then he would stop and yell out "NATIONAL LAMPOON'S SENIOR TRIP" and then stop "STAR TREK 4: THE VOYAGE HOME" and he repeatedly did this, over and over and over.....
Kuwabara yelled out "STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE" "MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE" "CAREBEARS: THE MOVIE" then he noticed the looks that the rest were giving him, even Yusuke stopped in his yelling to look at Kuwabara "Ummm, TERMINATOR, TERMINATOR, TERMINATOR"
Shiziru just shook her head at her brother, and then bonked Yusuke on the head when he went back to screaming "SHUT UP". She looked to Kurama and suggested "Willy Wonka?"
Hiei's eyes lit up "Yeah, Fox, Willy Wonka. CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY" Hiei went off into the kitchen, chanting "CANDY CANDY" over and over. Kurama just shook his head and then looked at Yukina as she spoke up "How about Wizard of Oz or the Dark Crystal?" Kuwabara heard her suggestion and shouted "OR BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!!!!!!!!! CAUSE HEY, KURAMA YOU ARE THE BEAUTY AND HIEI IS THE BEAST!" Kuwabara looked mighty pleased with himself, 'hmmmm, the shrimp wasn't around to hear me say that'.
Suddenly the orange haired spirit detective got smacked from all sides with pillows and cushions off the couch. "HEY, NO FAIR GANGING UP ON ME." He heard someone yelling in the background. "HEY HIEI, WE ARE KICKING KUWABARA'S BUTT, GET IN HERE" He groaned as a flash of black came running from the kitchen and jumped onto his back, bouncing up and down on the pillows that were already there, still chanting "CANDY CANDY CANDY" a lollipop in his left hand and a chocolate bar in his right.
Raven, Harry, Ron, Sirius and Hermione were all standing back, mouths open, watching this whole scene. They just looked at each other from the corner of their eyes and started to laugh. Harry leaned down and whispered something into Raven's ear. She blinked and looked up to him with a nod and a growing smile "Perfect." She leaned to whisper it in Hermione's ear who also got a smile a mile wide and laughed. "Yeah, let's suggest that."
Raven moved to Kurama's side, where he was standing in shock, staring at his now hyperactive husband. "Kurama?" He turned and looked down at her and she smiled to him "How about Monty Python and the Holy Grail?" Kurama thought for a moment and then laughed "I don't think we have seen that one, is it any good?"
He caught the surprised looks and then the spreading grins on Raven, Harry and Hermione's faces, Sirius and Ron still appeared clueless till Hermione leaned over and whispered one word to them. It sounded like "Coconuts"
The other two wizards suddenly broke out into like smiles and nodded. "Yeah," said Sirius, "If you haven't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail you are missing out." Kurama nodded and then smiled to Raven, seeing her hopeful expression. He turned to the rest of the group to get their attention. Now Yusuke was being attacked, along with Kuwabara, although only Shiziru and Hiei were bothering Kuwabara at this point. He hadn't heard what was said, but Yukina was beating up on Yusuke, a shocking sight for the usually calm ice apparition. He raised his voice over the din of noise and yelled "WE ARE GOING TO WATCH" dead silence as all turned to him "MONTY PYthon and the Holy Grail" he stopped yelling halfway through the title.
Blank looks, cricket chirping in the background. "Say what? What movie is that?" asked Yusuke.
Kurama shrugged "Not sure, but the wizards all suggested it and they all seem to like it, so let's watch it. We haven't seen it yet." Kurama sighed at the sight of his still bouncing husband. "Hiei, get off of Kuwabara and put the chocolate down."
By now Hiei's face was smeared with the stuff. He was grinning like a maniac and was beginning to act like an american MTV character called Beavis. Kurama sighed and looked to the wizards "Go rent the movie, take Shiziru with you, I'll calm Hiei down and we will be ready by the time you return." With that he walked over to his husband, who now had the back of his shirt pulled over his head, and plucked him from Kuwabara's back "ARE YOU THREATENING ME?" Hiei screached in an annoying voice at Kurama.
The rest of the group was just watching Kurama tote his hyperactive fire demon from the room, sweat drop looks on their faces. Another cricket chirp. Yusuke gulped "That had to be the scariest thing I have ever seen." The room burst into laughter. Shiziru stood and grabbed her purse, looking at Raven who was having a quick conversation with the wizards in a small huddle. They broke apart laughing, Sirius, Harry and Raven moved to her. She looked curiously at the two male wizards and Raven smiled mysteriously "They are going to get a few things real fast."
Shiziru nodded and she and Raven left to rent the movie, Harry and Sirius leaving also, talking low amongst themselves. Shiziru heard Harry say "Coconuts"
(A/N And there you have it. I am sorry if it was too weird. I am having a good night. My sister had her first baby tonight. I have a niece. I thought that this story could use some fun and love to share around. And come on, Hiei going crazy on candy and becoming Cornholio (who is owned by the owners of Beavis and Butthead and I have no claim on them) was just one of those things that make you laugh no matter what. So, I hope you all liked it. And once again. I am going to be gone for the next week or so. we are moving to a new house and i am not sure when our internet will be hooked up and connected. I am trying to post on all my stories as a parting gift before I am gone for awhile. I can guarantee that most of my stories (if not all) will have a new chapter or more to post when I return online. So, off I go. Time to post this. Also, I have one more Harry Potter/Yu Yu Hakusho story up on adultfanfiction, that I am going to post on Fanfiction as well. Fun with demons. if you get bored, you can always read that.
And as for the strawberry shortcake movie Kuwabara wanted to see? Well, I will admit to you, i LOVE strawberry shortcake. I have dolls and everything. However, I mean the dolls from the early 80's, although I have the new stuff too. It's my obsession. I have two of the original movies (from the early 80's). Point to this? This past saturday, it was me, my husband and two male GI's in the U.S. Army (i'm an army wife). We were sitting around watching movies. I asked them to pick a movie, they had a hard time choicing, so i threw in one of my strawberry shortcake movies to be spiteful. You have never experienced evil pleasure until you have seen three buff GI's cringing in fear over Sour Grapes calling the Purple Pieman "PURPIE". HA, I love it. And that is the end of my ramblings. Good bye my lovlies, till I update again.)