All characters here belong to the makers and producers of Yu Yu Hakusho and J.K. Rowlings respectively. I only own Raven and the storyline and since I make no money from this, don't sue me. I'm poor anyways. So sit back and enjoy and please review. As always, flames welcome as long as you are polite and give constructive criticism. I can't spell lol. And all parts of Monty Python and The Holy Grail belong to Monty Python and I have no claim on their genious. In fact, I bow to them. Thank you for the entertainment. Long live Conrad Pooh and his Dancing Teeth.
The rest of the group was just watching Kurama tote his hyperactive fire demon from the room, sweat drop looks on their faces. Another cricket chirp. Yusuke gulped "That had to be the scariest thing I have ever seen." The room burst into laughter. Shiziru stood and grabbed her purse, looking at Raven who was having a quick conversation with the wizards in a small huddle. They broke apart laughing, Sirius, Harry and Raven moved to her. She looked curiously at the two male wizards and Raven smiled mysteriously "They are going to get a few things real fast."
Shiziru nodded and she and Raven left to rent the movie, Harry and Sirius leaving also, talking low amongst themselves. Shiziru heard Harry say "Coconuts"
Kuwabara, Yukina and Yusuke looked at Hermione and Ron and drew them towards the couch. "Sit down, we don't bite, well, I don't, not sure about these two" Yukina said with a smile. The wizards sat down on the couch and smiled to them. Yusuke spoke up "So, what is this movie about anyways?"
Hermione smiled and looked at Ron "Do you know what Monty Python is?" At their shaking heads, the two wizards got shocked expressions "Well, do you know the story of King Arthur and his quest for the Holy Grail?" Yusuke and Kuwabara nodded, but Yukina shook her head. Hermione shrugged and spoke again "Well, this is a comedic spoof on that story. It's quite funny actually."
Ron grinned and chuckled madly "Yeah. One of the better muggle things, although my father would disagree." Yusuke looked curious "Muggle?"
Ron nodded "Non Magical folk." Kuwabara smiled "We aren't muggles, but we aren't wizards either." Ron frowned "What are you then?"
"Yusuke and Kuwabara are humans who are able to use spirit energy." a voice sounded behind them. They all turned to a very satisfied looking Kurama, and at the dazed looking, now normal acting, fire demon behind him. "Yukina, Hiei and myself, we are demons." The wizards gasped in shock. The couple sat down across from the others and told of how Raven came to live there and some of the occurances that had happened."
"Does Harry know this?" Hermione asked. Kurama nodded and looked up as the door opened, Harry and Sirius walking in. "Does Harry know what?" Hiei looked curiously at the bags in Harry and Sirius's arms. "Just updating Ron and Hermione about the events that led up to us meeting at Genkai's temple." Harry nodded and motioned for Ron and Hermione to follow them into the kitchen. "We'll be right back."
The spirit detectives and demons looked a bit frightened at the loud laughter that came from the kitchen. The four wizards were just coming back when Raven and Shiziru came back in. "We went to four different movie stores before we found one that had it." Raven shook her head and Shiziru held up the movie to Kurama. Raven raised an eyebrow at Harry and he handed her a bag. She peered inside and grinned "Thanks." The others noticed all the wizards had bags and looked a bit uneasy. Hermione was holding two large bags of popcorn, Ron having her bag. "I have treats too. Nothing sugary." She looks uneasily at a clearly disappointed Hiei. Kurama smiles in relief and sits on the couch, next to Hiei. Raven plops down next to Kurama and Hiei leans over the red head to try and peak in Raven's bag. She clasps the top closed and gives him a dirty look and he sighs and "hn's" before sitting back. She giggles as the movie starts.
The credits finish, leaving all laughing over the "llama" stuff on them. The scene moves to a misty land and you hear the "clomp clomp" of horses. Suddenly the same clomp clomp comes from the room and all but the wizards jump as the five start to clap coconut halves together. They all gesture back at the screen and understanding laughter is heard as King Arthur and his "trusty servant Patsy" arrive, the servant clapping coconut halves together.
The scenes move on to the different knights being rounded up. They all laugh at the hollowed out carrots used as noses on the wizards during the "witch" scene. They threw tiny plastic cows at each other during the French Taunter scene. They somehow produced shrubbery's during the "Knights who say NEEE" scene. They sang with the "Brave Sir Robin" song. They set off harmless fireballs during the "Some call me Tim?" scene. The others were laughing more at the antics of the wizards then the movie, which they did enjoy a great deal.
Finally the movie ended with the arrest of the actors, leaving the first time viewers confused. That led to a discussion about the other skits done by Monty Python. It was midnight before the others departed. Raven agreed to meet with the other wizards for lunch the next day on a strange street that the others had never heard of. They were suprised to know there was a wizarding community in their city. Finally Raven, Hiei and Kurama were alone.
Raven was in the kitchen, cleaning dishes from the popcorn and food they had eaten. Hiei and Kurama were in the living room, cleaning up. Hiei looked up to find Kurama staring at the kitchen door at one point. He straightened and looked at the door before walking to Kurama. "Fox?" Kurama blinked and looked down at Hiei "What?"
The short one smiled at his flame haired lover "Well, I think now is a good time to talk to Raven about the events from before." Raven spoke from the doorway "And what events are those? Seems this day has been eventful enough."
Both demons turned to the mage in the doorway and smiled at her "I think you know which ones we are speaking of, don't be coy with us." Kurama said.
Raven smiled and tossed the towel she had been drying her hands on back into the kitchen before walking in their directions. "Coy? You think I am coy?"
Kurama smiled at her and she sauntered the last few steps. Hiei looked at her swaying hips and smiled at her. "Yes, coy would be a good word for it." She kissed Hiei's cheek and then Kurama's and smiled sweetly "Good night". She turned and darted into her room, closing the door and darting to her bed as she heard the footsteps moving quickly towards her door.
Hiei and Kurama stood for a second and then at the sound of her door closing, they turned and smiled at each other and darted towards her door, not knocking and entering as they opened it. She was on the other side of her bed and staring at them. Her mouth was raised in a small smile as she regarded them. Hiei's brow rose at her "A challenge." They moved towards her, Hiei coming across her bed and Kurama around it. She backed up into a corner and raised an eyebrow as Hiei stopped before her. He grinned and slammed her against the wall, not hurting her and he kissed her soundly. She squeeked in surprise but met his kiss with passion of her own. Suddenly he pulled back and moved, Raven moving involuntarily forward, towards his warm body as it moved away. She blinked in surprise as he moved aside with a soft "I can't have all the fun" and Kurama grinned at her, ducking his head to place his lips on hers.
He eventually pulled back from lack of oxygen and smiled at her. "Had to see if it was as nice as before." She smiled at him and then yelped with surprise as Hiei pulled both her and Kurama onto the bed. She was trying to sit up when she got smacked with a pillow. She yelled indiginately and grabbed a pillow of her own, whapping her attacker, Kurama.
Pretty soon the three were having a full blown pillow fight, while bouncing on her bed. Finally they collapsed in a fit of giggles, exhausted. She lay curled at the end of the bed and regarded the two men sitting in front of her. Kurama was looking at her and Hiei suddenly smiled at her. "Let's share a bed." He appeared excited about his idea and Raven looked up "What?"
Kurama was also giving his husband a confused look and Hiei shook his head "Not sex, none of us are ready for that... I just thought we could.... cuddle." Raven just stared in confusion at them and then Kurama smiled at Hiei "Sounds good for me." Raven blinked "Why would you even think that about me?"
Both demons looked at her "Raven? Don't you realize how attracted we are to you?" Raven shook her head "We kiss sure, but you guys are in a relationship. I will not intrude on that." Hiei and Kurama both looked at each other and then reached out and yanked her into their laps, her sitting in Kurama's lap, her feet in Hiei's.
Kurama spoke first "Do you believe in soul mates?" Rain nodded "I believe I don't have one." Hiei and Kurama exchanged glances at her depressed tone. "Kurama and I are soul mates, it's been proven by spirit world. We are bonded either, meaning we can never be attracted to another, physically. However, bondings will never stop us from being attracted to our soul mate. "
Raven frowned "I thought you said you were soul mates." Kurama nodded "When two true soulmates , their souls being 100% compatable, meet and have a child, that child will also be their soul mate, a perfect match of their souls. Now some people will say they are soul mates, but their souls will only be 99% percent compatable or less, so 100% is hard to find. And in some cases, such as ours, children are not able to be conceived. However, it does happen that two 100%'s meet and a third is formed. We believe that you are our triple, our third soul mate. We are both strongly attracted to you physically. Does that make sense?"
Raven shook her head "Yes, but..." Hiei's lips met hers and he kissed her long and hard "No buts. We might be physically attracted to you, but we are still getting to know you. So that is why I only suggested we sleep in the same bed and nothing more." Kurama nodded and she looked between the two before nodding "Fine, just to try it." They both smiled and Kurama lifted her off their laps "Let us go get ready for bed, your bed is more comfortable." Raven smiled at that.
They left and she slipped into a pair of pajama's similiar to the ones from the night before, only this time with carebears on them. She looked up as they came back in wearing sleeping pants only and blushed to her roots. "Would you like us to put shirts on?" Kurama asked sweetly. She shook her head "Not if you are not comfortable with them on. I am fine with this." They nodded and Kurama climbed into bed, pulling Hiei into his arms. Raven knelt on the edge of the bed and was pulled into Hiei's arm, the three laying spoon fashion. With a whispered word, Raven put the lights out.
(A/N There you go. I would usually comment on reviews here, but I have to go through them and write about each one, so until then, hope this helps. Thanks to all for the reviews. It makes writing more pleasurable. I do hope you all enjoyed this chapter and continue to review and read. See you laters.)
The rest of the group was just watching Kurama tote his hyperactive fire demon from the room, sweat drop looks on their faces. Another cricket chirp. Yusuke gulped "That had to be the scariest thing I have ever seen." The room burst into laughter. Shiziru stood and grabbed her purse, looking at Raven who was having a quick conversation with the wizards in a small huddle. They broke apart laughing, Sirius, Harry and Raven moved to her. She looked curiously at the two male wizards and Raven smiled mysteriously "They are going to get a few things real fast."
Shiziru nodded and she and Raven left to rent the movie, Harry and Sirius leaving also, talking low amongst themselves. Shiziru heard Harry say "Coconuts"
Kuwabara, Yukina and Yusuke looked at Hermione and Ron and drew them towards the couch. "Sit down, we don't bite, well, I don't, not sure about these two" Yukina said with a smile. The wizards sat down on the couch and smiled to them. Yusuke spoke up "So, what is this movie about anyways?"
Hermione smiled and looked at Ron "Do you know what Monty Python is?" At their shaking heads, the two wizards got shocked expressions "Well, do you know the story of King Arthur and his quest for the Holy Grail?" Yusuke and Kuwabara nodded, but Yukina shook her head. Hermione shrugged and spoke again "Well, this is a comedic spoof on that story. It's quite funny actually."
Ron grinned and chuckled madly "Yeah. One of the better muggle things, although my father would disagree." Yusuke looked curious "Muggle?"
Ron nodded "Non Magical folk." Kuwabara smiled "We aren't muggles, but we aren't wizards either." Ron frowned "What are you then?"
"Yusuke and Kuwabara are humans who are able to use spirit energy." a voice sounded behind them. They all turned to a very satisfied looking Kurama, and at the dazed looking, now normal acting, fire demon behind him. "Yukina, Hiei and myself, we are demons." The wizards gasped in shock. The couple sat down across from the others and told of how Raven came to live there and some of the occurances that had happened."
"Does Harry know this?" Hermione asked. Kurama nodded and looked up as the door opened, Harry and Sirius walking in. "Does Harry know what?" Hiei looked curiously at the bags in Harry and Sirius's arms. "Just updating Ron and Hermione about the events that led up to us meeting at Genkai's temple." Harry nodded and motioned for Ron and Hermione to follow them into the kitchen. "We'll be right back."
The spirit detectives and demons looked a bit frightened at the loud laughter that came from the kitchen. The four wizards were just coming back when Raven and Shiziru came back in. "We went to four different movie stores before we found one that had it." Raven shook her head and Shiziru held up the movie to Kurama. Raven raised an eyebrow at Harry and he handed her a bag. She peered inside and grinned "Thanks." The others noticed all the wizards had bags and looked a bit uneasy. Hermione was holding two large bags of popcorn, Ron having her bag. "I have treats too. Nothing sugary." She looks uneasily at a clearly disappointed Hiei. Kurama smiles in relief and sits on the couch, next to Hiei. Raven plops down next to Kurama and Hiei leans over the red head to try and peak in Raven's bag. She clasps the top closed and gives him a dirty look and he sighs and "hn's" before sitting back. She giggles as the movie starts.
The credits finish, leaving all laughing over the "llama" stuff on them. The scene moves to a misty land and you hear the "clomp clomp" of horses. Suddenly the same clomp clomp comes from the room and all but the wizards jump as the five start to clap coconut halves together. They all gesture back at the screen and understanding laughter is heard as King Arthur and his "trusty servant Patsy" arrive, the servant clapping coconut halves together.
The scenes move on to the different knights being rounded up. They all laugh at the hollowed out carrots used as noses on the wizards during the "witch" scene. They threw tiny plastic cows at each other during the French Taunter scene. They somehow produced shrubbery's during the "Knights who say NEEE" scene. They sang with the "Brave Sir Robin" song. They set off harmless fireballs during the "Some call me Tim?" scene. The others were laughing more at the antics of the wizards then the movie, which they did enjoy a great deal.
Finally the movie ended with the arrest of the actors, leaving the first time viewers confused. That led to a discussion about the other skits done by Monty Python. It was midnight before the others departed. Raven agreed to meet with the other wizards for lunch the next day on a strange street that the others had never heard of. They were suprised to know there was a wizarding community in their city. Finally Raven, Hiei and Kurama were alone.
Raven was in the kitchen, cleaning dishes from the popcorn and food they had eaten. Hiei and Kurama were in the living room, cleaning up. Hiei looked up to find Kurama staring at the kitchen door at one point. He straightened and looked at the door before walking to Kurama. "Fox?" Kurama blinked and looked down at Hiei "What?"
The short one smiled at his flame haired lover "Well, I think now is a good time to talk to Raven about the events from before." Raven spoke from the doorway "And what events are those? Seems this day has been eventful enough."
Both demons turned to the mage in the doorway and smiled at her "I think you know which ones we are speaking of, don't be coy with us." Kurama said.
Raven smiled and tossed the towel she had been drying her hands on back into the kitchen before walking in their directions. "Coy? You think I am coy?"
Kurama smiled at her and she sauntered the last few steps. Hiei looked at her swaying hips and smiled at her. "Yes, coy would be a good word for it." She kissed Hiei's cheek and then Kurama's and smiled sweetly "Good night". She turned and darted into her room, closing the door and darting to her bed as she heard the footsteps moving quickly towards her door.
Hiei and Kurama stood for a second and then at the sound of her door closing, they turned and smiled at each other and darted towards her door, not knocking and entering as they opened it. She was on the other side of her bed and staring at them. Her mouth was raised in a small smile as she regarded them. Hiei's brow rose at her "A challenge." They moved towards her, Hiei coming across her bed and Kurama around it. She backed up into a corner and raised an eyebrow as Hiei stopped before her. He grinned and slammed her against the wall, not hurting her and he kissed her soundly. She squeeked in surprise but met his kiss with passion of her own. Suddenly he pulled back and moved, Raven moving involuntarily forward, towards his warm body as it moved away. She blinked in surprise as he moved aside with a soft "I can't have all the fun" and Kurama grinned at her, ducking his head to place his lips on hers.
He eventually pulled back from lack of oxygen and smiled at her. "Had to see if it was as nice as before." She smiled at him and then yelped with surprise as Hiei pulled both her and Kurama onto the bed. She was trying to sit up when she got smacked with a pillow. She yelled indiginately and grabbed a pillow of her own, whapping her attacker, Kurama.
Pretty soon the three were having a full blown pillow fight, while bouncing on her bed. Finally they collapsed in a fit of giggles, exhausted. She lay curled at the end of the bed and regarded the two men sitting in front of her. Kurama was looking at her and Hiei suddenly smiled at her. "Let's share a bed." He appeared excited about his idea and Raven looked up "What?"
Kurama was also giving his husband a confused look and Hiei shook his head "Not sex, none of us are ready for that... I just thought we could.... cuddle." Raven just stared in confusion at them and then Kurama smiled at Hiei "Sounds good for me." Raven blinked "Why would you even think that about me?"
Both demons looked at her "Raven? Don't you realize how attracted we are to you?" Raven shook her head "We kiss sure, but you guys are in a relationship. I will not intrude on that." Hiei and Kurama both looked at each other and then reached out and yanked her into their laps, her sitting in Kurama's lap, her feet in Hiei's.
Kurama spoke first "Do you believe in soul mates?" Rain nodded "I believe I don't have one." Hiei and Kurama exchanged glances at her depressed tone. "Kurama and I are soul mates, it's been proven by spirit world. We are bonded either, meaning we can never be attracted to another, physically. However, bondings will never stop us from being attracted to our soul mate. "
Raven frowned "I thought you said you were soul mates." Kurama nodded "When two true soulmates , their souls being 100% compatable, meet and have a child, that child will also be their soul mate, a perfect match of their souls. Now some people will say they are soul mates, but their souls will only be 99% percent compatable or less, so 100% is hard to find. And in some cases, such as ours, children are not able to be conceived. However, it does happen that two 100%'s meet and a third is formed. We believe that you are our triple, our third soul mate. We are both strongly attracted to you physically. Does that make sense?"
Raven shook her head "Yes, but..." Hiei's lips met hers and he kissed her long and hard "No buts. We might be physically attracted to you, but we are still getting to know you. So that is why I only suggested we sleep in the same bed and nothing more." Kurama nodded and she looked between the two before nodding "Fine, just to try it." They both smiled and Kurama lifted her off their laps "Let us go get ready for bed, your bed is more comfortable." Raven smiled at that.
They left and she slipped into a pair of pajama's similiar to the ones from the night before, only this time with carebears on them. She looked up as they came back in wearing sleeping pants only and blushed to her roots. "Would you like us to put shirts on?" Kurama asked sweetly. She shook her head "Not if you are not comfortable with them on. I am fine with this." They nodded and Kurama climbed into bed, pulling Hiei into his arms. Raven knelt on the edge of the bed and was pulled into Hiei's arm, the three laying spoon fashion. With a whispered word, Raven put the lights out.
(A/N There you go. I would usually comment on reviews here, but I have to go through them and write about each one, so until then, hope this helps. Thanks to all for the reviews. It makes writing more pleasurable. I do hope you all enjoyed this chapter and continue to review and read. See you laters.)