Babes pronounced babbs

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Chapter 7 Disperfection of perfection

At the Heylin base, Dan's three best buds there were coming to see what was taking so long they brought home all this junk food for breakfast and he wasn't down yet! His three best buds being Bing, Mighty and Yofue' they had knocked down the door to find it not only clean which isn't at all like Dan, but empty he wasn't in there none of his stuff was! At the anger of this Yofue' punched the mirror in there melting the wall at the same time, Bing froze everything else after Mighty put holes in the roof with comets they were all burning with anger until they read the note he left on the bed.

Dear Heylin,

In my Showdown of truth of lies I found out some things about my self and that my parents were paid actors hired by Master Iname so I'm off for self-discovery in the desert North of Mexico I'll be back in two, three months top see ya!

Not so sincerely,

Dan aka Daniru

Now, the three were even angrier but now with Iname! Yofue' crumpled up the note and then burnt it. "Wait, don't do that HIDOKO MOUSE!" The note came back in Yofue's hands. "Why'd ya' do that fu' and where did you get that wu?" Yofue' asked using his native tongue. "We need to show this note to Iname and the mouse wu it was in one of those bags of caramel mice. "I understand why he would leave I would too if I got beat by a wimp like Carl," He thought to himself not even hearing what the note said as they left and he ran after.

So they went to see Master Iname at his desk that he was using as a very small basketball court. Right when he was about to shoot a ball of paper into the waste paper basket they barged in making him miss the shot into his pet snake. "DIDN'T YOU EVER LEARN TO KNOCK!" Master Iname yelled at them until they handed him the note. As, he read it over he said, "Oh, crud this is horrible those actors cost me 60,000 dollars a year!" Iname yelled at himself. "WHY DID YOU PAY ACTORS FOR HIS PARENTS!" Mighty yelled. "There are some things you don't need to know now whose shift is it to watch Kyle?" He asked. "Hazo insisted on watching him 24/7," Bing answered.

In Heylin dungeon, "Okay so why are we doing this?" Hazo asked as he put the Black coral band on the ground. "To see what they do together," Kyle said holding up the Ruby javelin. "Okay it's ready go!" Hazo said while clearing the way. "RUBY JAVELIN!" Kyle yelled as he threw it at the band. There was a blinding flash of white light and all that was left of the band was ten small seals. "That was a waste," Hazo said disappointed but then the ten seals which turned out to be the ten Heylin seals sailed out the window.

Everyone else on Heylin was down in the kitchen eating the carnival food except Spirit who was meditating in her dark room. The other day she found she was the only Heylin of darkness there is another element close to darkness that gives off almost the same chi energy as the darkness element and that was shadow so, it turned out Terra was Heylin shadow all along. Then, Master Iname came into her room, "SPIRIT! Two new wu went active the Perfection drill and the Disperfection drill!" "What's the difference of the two?" Spirit said opening one eye. "The Perfection drill changes one thing about your self to make you feel perfect and looks like a red and gray drill where the Disperfection drill changes one thing about yourself so you feel horrible it looks just like the Perfection drill only it has a rather small black dot on it anyway go find it everyone else is busy!" He explained and answered. She got up and mumbled her way down to the Wuya ship as she heard Master Iname yelling at Hazo.

At the Xiaolin temple, everyone was doing their own thing, Shackle was lifting weights made of ice to improve his arm muscles to impress Terra, Carl was running in mid-air to build up his leg muscles to impress Terra, Nevets was making plans to get back his team mates trust he was also thinking why they had forgave Carl so quick, Zick was making a Mind control gun to rule the world, Carlos was watching TV in the main room there was a news report on ten different seals soaring the sky in ten different places in ten different ways it was the strangest sight, Chii aka Chuck and Bio aka Babes were in their own rooms playing a sword fighting game on the internet, Chii was fighting a person called Bio sword and Bio was fighting a person named Good Chii. Last but not least, well maybe in height, Joe was in his room trying to figure out ways to get taller he tried hanging from a pole, stilts and high heel shoes but those made him fall he was about to check his height when Master Chains came in, "JOE! Two new have went active the Perfection drill and the Disperfection drill!" Master Chains said as Joe fell off of his stilts. "What's the difference?" Joe asked, while rubbing his head. ""The Perfection drill changes one thing about your self to make you feel perfect and looks like a red and gray drill where the Disperfection drill changes one thing about yourself so you feel horrible it looks just like the Perfection drill only it has a rather small black dot on it anyway go find it everyone else is busy, take Kojo if you want! Just hurry!" Master Chains said rushing him. "WHAT WHY DO I HAVE TO GO!" Kojo asked. "Because you're the only one that knows where they are," Master Chains answered calmly. "Fine I guess us little guys has to stick together huh Joe?" Kojo asked walking towards the outside. "Small your huge when expanded!" Joe exclaimed. "Yeah, but I'm 10 feet short for my age most dragons by now are at forty feet I sadly can only get to thirty," Kojo said expanding to either prove his point or to get ready who knows.

Joe got on right when Kojo took off, Joe just barely got on. "So, what are the wu?" Kojo asked disappointed. "Perfection and Disperfection drill," Joe answered. "That would be the heart of the Congo!" Kojo said suddenly excited and sped off. "What's the rush?" Joe said hanging on to the hair like scales. "THE CONGO IS WHERE I GREW UP!" Kojo answered but as they landed Kojo was disappointed tree's were being torn down and the ground was being polluted it was a horrible day for Kojo. "Come on kiddo," Kojo said breathing deeply. But before they found it Spirit was there and took the Perfection drill but she had also done this, "Darkness absorption!" She whispered as the black spot on the Disperfection drill disappeared, see not only can you control your element and summon it you can also absorb it and Joe not knowing that the two were in the same spot took out the Disperfection drill and looked it over, "Hm, no black spot appears to be on it, this must be the Perfection drill!" Joe exclaimed assuming he was lucky.

As he ran off to Kojo Spirit was hiding behind a tree just near by laughing to her self about what she just did and zoomed off in the Wuya ship. "KOJO I GOT THE DRILL!" Joe said to find Kojo sobbing. "Great kiddo now where's the other one?" Kojo asked all teary eyed. "We only need the good one right?" "Yeah, I guess your right jump on," He said expanding himself. Joe jumped on as they flew off you could of sworn it was raining below Kojo but we all know it was his tears for his homeland. When at home, "Good I see you've easily succeeded in getting the Drill now put it in the vault please Joe and don't try anything okay?" Master Chains asked. "Yes, Master," Joe, answered, head down and walking towards the backyard.

As, Joe was about to put it in he decided to test it pointing it at his chest he said, "PERFECTION DRILL!" Nothing happened, maybe he had to say what he wanted to change but that's not what he had to do as long as it heard the word drill it just had to fix his problem or make it worst. It started spinning making this high-pitched whirling sound and Joe started to tingle as he shrunk, "EVRYTHING IS GROWING!" He exclaimed, "NO I'M SHRINKING!" He yelled in his teeny tiny voice and stopped growing when he was about the size of an ant!

We had just left off with Joe the size of an ant in the wonders and horrors of the back yard of the temple! "This is horrible I have to get inside and some how tell the others to get out the Reversing mirror and stat!" Normally the door would only be about 13 feet away now it seems like 130 miles! The only thing Joe could do was walk and walk he did for hours on in, when he decided to rest on a green bench he found. 'Isn't lucky I found a green bench but how did it get here?' He thought to himself. Then, the bench started hopping! "THIS ISN'T A BENCH IT'S A GRASSHOPPER!"

He jumped off right when a bird had swooped down and ate the grasshopper but it had friends and they were hungry too for a Grasshopper and Joe sandwich! Joe ran in every direction but there was always a bird there. He then at last resort jumped into a hole but it wasn't just any hole a wormhole! The birds pecked inside trying to get a hot worm with him on top!

Joe had only one thing to do "LIGHT SUMMON!" All of a sudden it got so bright out side it looked like the birds were drunk after an all night party. Joe took advantage of this and ran faster towards the door looking behind himself he stuck his tongue out at the birds but he ran into something sticky and white. HE WAS TRAPPED IN A SPIDER WEB!

He struggled but the more he struggled the tighter he got as a giant spider came towards him! He was surly doomed now, what could he do the birds were still blind and wait, blind, light "SHINING LIGHT BLADE!" A blade of light fell in front of him he may not be able to hold it but that's why he had a laziness function! He made the blade float in the air and go straight towards the spider. The spider didn't notice this blade of light coming towards him and moments later the blade had struck through his heart killing the spider and then he made it cut him free! "Ah, freedom never tasted so sweet!" Joe exclaimed tearing off all of his extra webbing.

He would never make it inside before another catastrophe killed him. But he savior had come Kojo had came outside calling for his name, "JOE!" His voice echoed in Joe's ears and then Kojo saw the drill on the ground. "Hm, no one's around I might as well use this," Kojo said unknowingly that Joe had jumped onto his tail. "PERFECTION DRILL!" Kojo also wanted to get bigger but instead he shrank to the size of a flea. "Joe! Where have you been?" Kojo asked and then looked around. "So, it was the Disperfection drill all along huh?" Kojo asked again. "Yeah."

Then, Steven, Carl, Shackle and Carlos had come outside looking for them. Calling out their names they all found the Disperfection drill and this is what happened. "PERFECTION DRILL!" They all yelled using it at the same time. Shackle trying to improve his weak arms lost his arms, Carl trying to improve his weak legs lost his legs, Steven trying to improve his weak body lost his body and is now just a head and Carlos tried to get a stronger voice and had lost his voice!

"Hey I'll grow to tell them what happened to us K?" Kojo asked as he started to grow to Joe he was large but really he was only 5 feet long. "WHOA WHAT DID YOU DO STEAL THE SHROUD OF SHADOWS!" Steven asked. "No, listen down there is Joe he used the Drill to become larger but instead shrunk because that's the Disperfection drill now you got to open that vault!" Kojo yelled at them. "Okay it will have to be Carlos and Shackle," Carl said. "No, it has to be one person! Otherwise it won't work!" Kojo said obviously worried. "Kojo, get Joe you and I will try to get Chuck, Steven, Carlos, and Carl you try to get Babes, now lets move it!" Shackle ordered and probably would put his hands together if he had any hands.

Kojo then shrank down, to tell Joe, "Joe we have to…" He was saying but, "Yeah I heard," Joe said rubbing his ears. Kojo then grew as Joe jumped on. "Okay he heard so too Chii!" Kojo said. Then they went off in one direction Steven, Carl and Carlos turning right before Nevets room no one trusted him he was in there making plans all day which they all thought were plans to get revenge on them. "BABES!" Steven yelled. "Just a sec let me beat this Good Chii guy," Babes said as her fingers literally flew over the keyboard. "We have a problem Carlos lost his voice…" Carl was saying but was cut off, "So, lots of people have lost their voice before and lived. "Let me finish I lost my legs and Steven's a head," Carl finished. "Stevens ahead of what?" Babes asked as Carlos then put Steven on top of the monitor. "EEK!" She screamed as she fell backwards off her chair as the screen showed that her and Good Chii logged off at the same time making it a tie. "Okay lets go," Babes said as they went out they saw Chuck there about to open it. "YOU!" They both yelled at each other.

"LISTEN I COULDN'T BEAT THIS BIO SWORD GUY ON THE INTERNET AND I HAD TO TIE SO LEAVE ME ALONE K?" Chuck yelled. "THAT WAS ME AND I HAVE NEVER LOST OR TIED ICHALLENGE YOU TO A REMATCH!" "YOUR ON!" "Um, guys can you open the vault first?" Shackle asked as they started walking away. "Oh yeah I forgot, uh hum…fireworks," Chuck said to the statue of a dragon as he opened the door and Babes ran inside and grabbed the mirror. "Okay now stand together everyone!" Babes said as she held the mirror. Carlos held onto Steven's head, Carl stood next to Shackle and Shackle was at the end except for Kojo and Joe who were at ant size.

"REVERSING MIRROR!" Babes yelled as Steven appeared in Carlos's arms, "Off," He grunted and threw down Steven. Joe and Kojo grew back to normal height, Carl got his legs back as Shackle got back his arms, which popped out and hit Carl in the head. "WATCH IT I DREAM OF TERRA IN THERE!" Carl yelled at Shackle and then covered his mouth. "YEAH WELL SHE'S MINE!" Shackle yelled back and then covered his mouth as everyone laughed. "Hilarious!" Nevets yelled from his room. "SHUT UP TRAITOR!" Everyone yelled at him.