"My name is Dokugakuji."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeaaahhh…"

"Really sure?"

"Last time I checked…"

"You sure you're not Dogakujiwasis?"

"No, my name is - "

"No, you're not sure, or no, your name is not Dogakujiwasis?"

"No, my name is NOT Dogakuji - Dogo - whatever you said!"

"… Really?"

"Really.'

"I think you're lying."

"And I think you're an idiot."

"Dokugakuji, stop talking to the monkey. Kougaiji gets to fight him, remember?"

"Yaone. Kougaiji won't mind."

"Ooh, the dominant one…"

"What are you muttering about, Yaone?"

"Nothing, Kougaiji-sama…"

"Hey, I'm hungry."

"We aren't your caretakers."

"But Sanzo went somewhere, and Hakkai's gone, and Gojyo's hitting on that maid… Let's go eat something, so we can fight."

"I want Sanzo's meat buns!"

"LILIN!"

"WHAAAT?!"

"Goku, your dragon is - "

"Well, technically, Hakuryuu is Hakkai's dragon - "

"Using big words now, monkey?"

"You don't get to call me that!"

"He's drinking all the coffee - is that bad for a dragon?"

Chug.