It's CHAPTER 15! Do you know what time it is, kiddos? All together now:
IT'S RECAP EPISODE TIME!
Gojyo: You're two episodes too late for the halfway point.
Shhh, they're not supposed to know about the halfway point.
Gojyo: You're shitting me - there's a halfway? I was just guessing.
Goku: Does this mean it'll actually end?
Read the summary: "pain and suffering in the form of a massive PWP!" Does it say anything about ending?
Gojyo: Noo, but -
But what?
Goku: …Meanie.
Whatever. Anyway:
RECAP!
For those of you just tuning in, here's what happened since the beginning of this fic:
The Sanzo party were sitting around at 12 o'clock in the morning or night or afternoon at an inn arguing about cigarettes, when Hakkai and Hakuryuu went out to go buy stuff.
AND THEY ENDED UP TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
But no one cared. And people went: WTF?
And the author smiled.
NO COOKIES!
And here's where the author needs to use the split window function on Word.
Kougaiji angsted. And Lilin said something ambiguous.
Back to Sanzo, Gojyo, Hakkai, and Goku looking MAD!
Meat cooked, and the innmaids too advantage of them.
But Hakkai swallowed a magical miffed swallow, and Goku called the author a bitch.
Goku: Bitch.
In light of that new bit of news, Gojyo's hair was set on fire.
Gojyo: Hey!
More of Kougaiji angsting.
Kougaiji: Oh, I'm the angst machine - everyone pity me -
And Nii demonstrated his love for Lilin. But that's disturbing, so Gojyo ran around to distract people.
DISTRACTION!
And it has been shown that Gojyo is in fact, the messiest fighter out of the four of them. My apologies to the man and his silly weapon.
Gojyo: I'm not a wimp!
But then Yaone showed her true side as a yaoi fangirl, and everyone rejoiced.
All the male cast of Saiyuki: WHO THE HELL'S REJOICING?
Kanzeon: I am.
Oh, and Gojyo was saved from eminent fiery doom.
Then Hakkai "Kyuu"-ed, and everyone went, "WTF?!"
Everyone: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Hakkai: Kyuu?
And we were spared a 38 sighting.
Aww.
Sanzo: Die.
Eat soap, monk.
Hakkai: Now, now.
…
Hakkai: Erm, I mean. Kyuu…
Right.
And Dokugakuji was given a NEW NAME!
Jien: How is my old name a new one?
By the way, Hakkai and Hakuryuu switched bodies, and Yaone nearly died from a possible yaoi sighting.
Yaone: That was you, not me.
And people rejoiced. Sanzo got to burn a book.
Sanzo: Woopdedoo. Yay, me.
So now Hakkai is bugging the shit out of Kougaiji in Hakuryuu's form, and Hakuryuu is eating everything in sight as Hakkai.
And Goku and Gojyo finally got it.
STORY TIME FOR JIEN!
Jien: Dammit, enough already!
IT'S RECAP EPISODE TIME!
Gojyo: You're two episodes too late for the halfway point.
Shhh, they're not supposed to know about the halfway point.
Gojyo: You're shitting me - there's a halfway? I was just guessing.
Goku: Does this mean it'll actually end?
Read the summary: "pain and suffering in the form of a massive PWP!" Does it say anything about ending?
Gojyo: Noo, but -
But what?
Goku: …Meanie.
Whatever. Anyway:
RECAP!
For those of you just tuning in, here's what happened since the beginning of this fic:
The Sanzo party were sitting around at 12 o'clock in the morning or night or afternoon at an inn arguing about cigarettes, when Hakkai and Hakuryuu went out to go buy stuff.
AND THEY ENDED UP TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
But no one cared. And people went: WTF?
And the author smiled.
NO COOKIES!
And here's where the author needs to use the split window function on Word.
Kougaiji angsted. And Lilin said something ambiguous.
Back to Sanzo, Gojyo, Hakkai, and Goku looking MAD!
Meat cooked, and the innmaids too advantage of them.
But Hakkai swallowed a magical miffed swallow, and Goku called the author a bitch.
Goku: Bitch.
In light of that new bit of news, Gojyo's hair was set on fire.
Gojyo: Hey!
More of Kougaiji angsting.
Kougaiji: Oh, I'm the angst machine - everyone pity me -
And Nii demonstrated his love for Lilin. But that's disturbing, so Gojyo ran around to distract people.
DISTRACTION!
And it has been shown that Gojyo is in fact, the messiest fighter out of the four of them. My apologies to the man and his silly weapon.
Gojyo: I'm not a wimp!
But then Yaone showed her true side as a yaoi fangirl, and everyone rejoiced.
All the male cast of Saiyuki: WHO THE HELL'S REJOICING?
Kanzeon: I am.
Oh, and Gojyo was saved from eminent fiery doom.
Then Hakkai "Kyuu"-ed, and everyone went, "WTF?!"
Everyone: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Hakkai: Kyuu?
And we were spared a 38 sighting.
Aww.
Sanzo: Die.
Eat soap, monk.
Hakkai: Now, now.
…
Hakkai: Erm, I mean. Kyuu…
Right.
And Dokugakuji was given a NEW NAME!
Jien: How is my old name a new one?
By the way, Hakkai and Hakuryuu switched bodies, and Yaone nearly died from a possible yaoi sighting.
Yaone: That was you, not me.
And people rejoiced. Sanzo got to burn a book.
Sanzo: Woopdedoo. Yay, me.
So now Hakkai is bugging the shit out of Kougaiji in Hakuryuu's form, and Hakuryuu is eating everything in sight as Hakkai.
And Goku and Gojyo finally got it.
STORY TIME FOR JIEN!
Jien: Dammit, enough already!