Sanzo fired again and again, but to no avail. SHE KEPT ADVANCING!
"AAAAAAGH! KILL HER, SANZO!" Goku wailed, retreating to the far side of the creek with Gojyo not far behind.
"Get out of there, Sanzo!" Kougaiji, for all his dislike for the Sanzo-tachi, knew for certain that he would never wish a Mary-Sue upon any of his enemies.
The girl stepped forward, a slight frown on her face as she approached Sanzo.
"Hi, you're him, right? I'm – "
"I. DON'T. CARE." And he fired the last shots at her, but at the last moment, he sensed her youkai aura, see the glimmer of a limiter hidden underneath her short-sleeved jacket –
- And she continued to stand before him, that frown on her face.
" – an."
So he threw the gun in her face, as hard as he could.
CRACK.
There was a pause.
"Didja get her?" Goku asked from behind Gojyo.
Pause.
The girl staggered back, opened her mouth –
"JUST WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!"
And Sanzo got a gun in his face, followed by kick to both shins, and a subsequent slapping-in-the-face by a pair of goggles.
"DAMMIT, YOU BITCH – "
"ALL I CAME HERE TO DO WAS GET MY TEA AND COFFEE BACK FROM THOSE JERKS YOU CALL COMPANIONS! MY TEA AND COFFEE! I WAS TRYING TO BE CIVIL!"
"What the hell are you talking about?" Kougaiji was obviously still confused.
As were they all.
"TEA AND COFFEE! TWO DAYS! THAT'S MY LIFE'S WORK, Y'KNOW?! TWO DAYS FOLLOWING YOUR TRACKS ALL OVER THE DAMNED PLACE!"
"Ah. Um. Sorry?" Gojyo apologized from his spot on the creek, noting full well the power of a kick to the shin.
And the girl was suddenly in his face, waist-deep in the creek and glaring.
"WHERE. IS. IT."
"HAKKAI. ATE. IT."
"Kyuu?"
Wait. What the hell is going on here?
Yaone: You wrote in a fuggin' Mary-Sue youkai.
Yeah, and she died in the last chapter. Sanzo shot her, remember?
Kougaiji: Then who is SHE?!
Huh?
A moderately-sized, dark-haired young woman stood in the middle of the creek, preparing to strangle a strangely-frightened Gojyo. Glowing red eyes bore into the redhead's own eyes as one gloved hand gripped his shirt in a tight fist. Her uniform jacket was slowly getting soaked, revealing dark red embroidery etching out the motto of -
Dammit, Lan…
"TEA AND COFFEE, TJ!"
GET IT SOMEWHERE ELSE! YOU'RE SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE HERE!
"AND MY FACE JUST GOT SMASHED BY A REVOLVER!"
Tough. Shit. Get out. This is a fanfic. Get out before they beat you up.
(with sticks! snicker)
"Whatever. You owe me."
Bitch.
Is everyone happy now?
Kougaiji: What?
Sanzo: What?
Gojyo: What?
Goku: What?
Yaone: Wha-
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
Sheesh.
…
This chapter sucks.
"AAAAAAGH! KILL HER, SANZO!" Goku wailed, retreating to the far side of the creek with Gojyo not far behind.
"Get out of there, Sanzo!" Kougaiji, for all his dislike for the Sanzo-tachi, knew for certain that he would never wish a Mary-Sue upon any of his enemies.
The girl stepped forward, a slight frown on her face as she approached Sanzo.
"Hi, you're him, right? I'm – "
"I. DON'T. CARE." And he fired the last shots at her, but at the last moment, he sensed her youkai aura, see the glimmer of a limiter hidden underneath her short-sleeved jacket –
- And she continued to stand before him, that frown on her face.
" – an."
So he threw the gun in her face, as hard as he could.
CRACK.
There was a pause.
"Didja get her?" Goku asked from behind Gojyo.
Pause.
The girl staggered back, opened her mouth –
"JUST WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!"
And Sanzo got a gun in his face, followed by kick to both shins, and a subsequent slapping-in-the-face by a pair of goggles.
"DAMMIT, YOU BITCH – "
"ALL I CAME HERE TO DO WAS GET MY TEA AND COFFEE BACK FROM THOSE JERKS YOU CALL COMPANIONS! MY TEA AND COFFEE! I WAS TRYING TO BE CIVIL!"
"What the hell are you talking about?" Kougaiji was obviously still confused.
As were they all.
"TEA AND COFFEE! TWO DAYS! THAT'S MY LIFE'S WORK, Y'KNOW?! TWO DAYS FOLLOWING YOUR TRACKS ALL OVER THE DAMNED PLACE!"
"Ah. Um. Sorry?" Gojyo apologized from his spot on the creek, noting full well the power of a kick to the shin.
And the girl was suddenly in his face, waist-deep in the creek and glaring.
"WHERE. IS. IT."
"HAKKAI. ATE. IT."
"Kyuu?"
Wait. What the hell is going on here?
Yaone: You wrote in a fuggin' Mary-Sue youkai.
Yeah, and she died in the last chapter. Sanzo shot her, remember?
Kougaiji: Then who is SHE?!
Huh?
A moderately-sized, dark-haired young woman stood in the middle of the creek, preparing to strangle a strangely-frightened Gojyo. Glowing red eyes bore into the redhead's own eyes as one gloved hand gripped his shirt in a tight fist. Her uniform jacket was slowly getting soaked, revealing dark red embroidery etching out the motto of -
Dammit, Lan…
"TEA AND COFFEE, TJ!"
GET IT SOMEWHERE ELSE! YOU'RE SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE HERE!
"AND MY FACE JUST GOT SMASHED BY A REVOLVER!"
Tough. Shit. Get out. This is a fanfic. Get out before they beat you up.
(with sticks! snicker)
"Whatever. You owe me."
Bitch.
Is everyone happy now?
Kougaiji: What?
Sanzo: What?
Gojyo: What?
Goku: What?
Yaone: Wha-
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
Sheesh.
…
This chapter sucks.