[Yaone: Will you please, please just hurry up and finish this?
Easy for you to say, Miss Fancy Pants.
Yaone: I'm not the one who cut things off with the makings of a wet sex scene. It's your own damn fault.
Geck.
Yaone: Y'know, you could just disregard continuity.
Puhleeze. I've managed to keep it straight so far.
Gojyo: Sex-less. Not straight. I say, if you're going to be a yaoi fangirl about this, you might as well let me have a shot at Hakkai instead of –
Bugger off.]
"Nng! Aaah!" The sounds came pouring from Hakkai's lips as he fell to his knees in the middle of the creek, eyes widened in surprise.
At the edge of the creek, Sanzo was twitching.
"Aaah!"
A few feet away from Hakkai, Gojyo was gaping.
Splash. A white form was darting around just underneath the water around the green-eyed youkai.
Standing half-naked on a rock, Goku just didn't get it.
When Hakuryuu came up for air, Hakkai grabbed the dragon by the neck gently and gazed into tiny red orbs.
Kougaiji and his crew were dumbfounded at what they had just witnessed.
Hakkai's lips opened, and he brought Hakuryuu's face closer to his own.
"The coffee! You spilled it all over me, and now you can't find the rest of the can?!"
"Kyuu!"
Because we all know Hakkai is nothing without his coffee.
And tea.
Gojyo cleared his throat. "Wasn't there someone here earlier, asking for tea and coffee?"
No, there wasn't.
"What are you talking about, Gojyo?" Goku asked, and now all the dumbfounded stares were directed at the water demon.
"Forget that," Yaone snapped. "Just what was that just now?"
The author deems it "Sex in a Creek, with Coffee". Or something like that.
Sanzo: That was stupid. I could've done bett – I didn't say that.
Everyone else: …
Hakkai: Hot beverages are orgasmic.
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Sanzo: He didn't just say that, either.
Hakkai: Yes, I did.
[note: AND I'M BACK TO TORTURE YOU ALL! There was another name for this chapter, which was supposed to indicate just how difficult it was to write something like this, and how it reads like crap. However, it inadvertently triggered the "double entendre", and I'm not supposed to hurt people like that.
::twitch:: Once again: I'm so sorry.]
Easy for you to say, Miss Fancy Pants.
Yaone: I'm not the one who cut things off with the makings of a wet sex scene. It's your own damn fault.
Geck.
Yaone: Y'know, you could just disregard continuity.
Puhleeze. I've managed to keep it straight so far.
Gojyo: Sex-less. Not straight. I say, if you're going to be a yaoi fangirl about this, you might as well let me have a shot at Hakkai instead of –
Bugger off.]
"Nng! Aaah!" The sounds came pouring from Hakkai's lips as he fell to his knees in the middle of the creek, eyes widened in surprise.
At the edge of the creek, Sanzo was twitching.
"Aaah!"
A few feet away from Hakkai, Gojyo was gaping.
Splash. A white form was darting around just underneath the water around the green-eyed youkai.
Standing half-naked on a rock, Goku just didn't get it.
When Hakuryuu came up for air, Hakkai grabbed the dragon by the neck gently and gazed into tiny red orbs.
Kougaiji and his crew were dumbfounded at what they had just witnessed.
Hakkai's lips opened, and he brought Hakuryuu's face closer to his own.
"The coffee! You spilled it all over me, and now you can't find the rest of the can?!"
"Kyuu!"
Because we all know Hakkai is nothing without his coffee.
And tea.
Gojyo cleared his throat. "Wasn't there someone here earlier, asking for tea and coffee?"
No, there wasn't.
"What are you talking about, Gojyo?" Goku asked, and now all the dumbfounded stares were directed at the water demon.
"Forget that," Yaone snapped. "Just what was that just now?"
The author deems it "Sex in a Creek, with Coffee". Or something like that.
Sanzo: That was stupid. I could've done bett – I didn't say that.
Everyone else: …
Hakkai: Hot beverages are orgasmic.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sanzo: He didn't just say that, either.
Hakkai: Yes, I did.
[note: AND I'M BACK TO TORTURE YOU ALL! There was another name for this chapter, which was supposed to indicate just how difficult it was to write something like this, and how it reads like crap. However, it inadvertently triggered the "double entendre", and I'm not supposed to hurt people like that.
::twitch:: Once again: I'm so sorry.]