(note:3.2.5: As you may have already noticed, this is the Christmas special, which means that it was written around three months ago. Well, it was. On my LJ. I haven't actually been posting to due to the existence of semagic and LJ, and just how much fun it was to make fics up on the fly while typing up a post. In the end, I'm still behind in posting the fics on so there may be huge chunks in time where I update loads of silly ditties to the site. This is not to say that I require you to go read my LJ, because I don't (twould be pretty horrible if I forced you to go there, verrrry boring), but I don't mind ocassional visitors, if you in fact do become interested. They will all eventually wind up here, because that's where fics go. From here on out, though, if it was written on LJ, then I will apply an additional disclaimer, which will be seen shortly, and probably explain a bit of the stupidity that goes on in my head. enjoy. )

LJ-DISclaimer: This is an LJ-fic, meaning it was written on LJ while I was writing a post. That said, it's probably short, and probably about something randomly boring, and will most likely not have a lot of MIND-NUMBING SPECIAL PLOT behind all of it (not that it matters with bpuws!); I was just writing it on the fly (unless it was in response to a fic challenge, bah). Have at thee!

bpuws: The Christmas Special:

So.

Kanzeon: Y'know, there's something to be said about having us do a Christmas Special...

I know it.

Kanzeon: And yet, even the producers in Japan want us to go through with it.

Hr?

Kanzeon: Reload. Sanzo. Reindeer.

Ohhh, Heh. Yeah.

Kanzeon: You're not really alive, are you?

Well, I am getting over a cold...

Kanzeon: Should I take over?

Everyone else: HELL NO!

Too late.

Kanzeon: Sha right. I'm too lazy to do all that, anyway. But, while you're here, we'll sing something Christmassy.

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Kanzeon: A-one, TWO, THREE, GO!

(to the tune of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" - actually more like tuneLESS than anything else)

Sanzo: We wish you a merry Christmas

Goku: We wish you a merry Christmas

Hakkai: Even though we don't believe in Christmas

Gojyo: In Tenjikoku!

(pause)

Goku: What came next?

Gojyo: Uh.

Sanzo: Just say anything. I want to get this over with.

Hakuryuu: Kyuu?

Goku: Oh, yeah! There were meat buns!

Hakuryuu: Kyuuu!

Kougaiji: Lilin, stay away from the dragon!

Lilin: MEAT BUNS!

(continue "singing")

Goku and Lilin: So bring us a lot of meat buns

So bring us a lot of meat buns

Lilin: I want some of Sanzo's meat buns (Kougaiji: LILIN!)

Goku and Lilin: And bring them right here!

We won't go until we get some

We won't go until we get some (Hakkai: Um, I think we skipped a verse somewhere)

We won't go until we get some (Gojyo: Hey, Yaone, wanna -
Yaone: There's a bar back there, you'll have better chances)

And something-la-la-la (Goku and Lilin spot the pile of meat buns in a corner)

Dokugakuji: Good tidings we bring to you and your kin We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!

(pause)

Kougaiji: That was pretty good, Dokugakuji.

Dokuga - Jien: Thanks.

Gojyo: You sing like a girl.

Jien: You ARE a girl.

Gojyo: You're not supposed to tell them tha - er.

(cricket)

Hakkai: WELL! I think it's time we got on our way, don't you think, Sanzo?

Sanzo: We're not bringing the coffee machine.

Hakuryuu: Kyuu

Hakkai: ...

Sanzo: ...

Hakkai: ...

Sanzo: Stop that.

Hakkai: ...

Sanzo: I said -

Goku: SANZO! WE'RE OUTTA MEAT BUNS!

Yaone: You were NOT going to turn that into a 38 moment.

Happy Holidays, all!

:snifflesnortcough: