Wotta pain.
Yaone: Just what are you talking about?
Huh?
Yaone: You. You're going on about Ton-whassis-thingies.
Oh. Yeah, well, that's Final Fantasy X-2. Heard of it?
Yaone: FF gone Charlie's Angels? What do you see in that game?
Certainly not the plot, but it does give me an idea.
BEDTIME STORY!
Jien: I will KILL you.
In the deep, dark jungles of a distant land, there lived a monkey. This monkey was carefree and happy, and was well-respected by his jungle peers.
Unfortunately, he was made of stone, and therefore could not move. He did not mourn this, however; he merely looked upon his condition as a natural occurrence, and, in effect, a blessing from the deities in the heavens above.
Yaone: Tad wordy, there. Been listening to British accents?
Sh. Where was I?
Jien: He was stone.
Ah. Yes, he was. The End.
Yaone: ...
Jien: ...
Night.
Everyone else: Wait a minute!