The Blatant Rpg
By Hiro-Katsu
Chapter 2: The Fight, And Other Stuff
Read chapter 1 for the disclaimer, and also I don't own the WWE, (Don't ask why I said that) but I do own Radio Hiro, this fixed version also story switched chapter two, and no knowledge of Rpg's outside of the Final Fantasy Universe. (Mostly)
Now let's start chapter 2 of this story.
(Place: Green Town. Problem: Still seeing a dark cloud looming over Marty, Hiro, and Kaori.)
"I wonder who is in that cloud?"
"Usually when it's a dark cloud like that an evil overlord or something makes a decree about wanting to take over the world or something."
(Three people come out of the cloud, and it's not what they expect)
"Or three people were trying to mess with the population of this town, who look exactly like red mages."
(A figure who looks like Elise from their world but only also looking like a red mage) "Yes we were trying to scare some people out of this town like some bad parody of something else, and by the way my name is Esile the red mage." (Good with mostly everything but they have a stat reduction)
(A figure who looks like Marisol from their world but only looking like a red mage as well) "Since she said her name, mine is Losiram the red mage."
(A figure that looks like Seeiah from their world but only also looking like a red mage) "And I am Haiees the red mage and together we are all known as the "Lovely Red Mages"." (A/N: Notice something familiar here?)
(Kaori, Marty, and Hiro sweatdrop)
"Elise, Marisol, and Seeiah what the heck are you three doing here?"
"I think you got us confused with someone else, besides whom would we know who have dumb names like that?"
"So you're just alternate versions of our friends/rivals/riders?"
"What?"
(Just then something random comes up)
"You are some purdy ladies…ahhhh."
(Gets Shocked by a Thundaga spell by those Red mages, and Kaori, and then beaten to death by Hiro and Marty)
(11 minutes later)
"He is a snake that is a coward, and who wants JBL stew."
"No thanks; we have to get have to get back to the story anyway."
"Yeah you're right let's battle."
(Heeias pulls out a sharp knife on Hiro)
"Are you dumb we are still in the middle of the town."
(Hits Heeias with the back handle of his sword.)
"How dare you call one of our own dumb! Now feel the wrath of a blizzard." (A huge ice storm blows in and freezes up whoever is left in the town…including the aforementioned chocobos, and a Kentucky Fried Chocobo stand.)
How dare you freeze up the chocobos…
(Comes up behind Kaori) "Don't forget about the people, and the shops."
"That too. Now I cast a Firaga spell to counteract your ice spell ice queen." (All of sudden a huge Fireball comes up and burns off the ice and hits Heeias burning her to a crisp and also...)
"I didn't get to have a big part in the story nooo..." (Dies)
"How dare you kill one of our sisters you no one."
"Um...Esile look at that." (Both Lorisam and Esile look up at the tidal wave and get washed up)
(Marty looks at the impending/aforementioned tidal wave) "Umm...Kaori that um Firaga spell?"
"Yeah, what?"
"You dumb Japanese girl, don't you know with that fireball you caused a tidal wave and may have caused people who like Seeiah to flame the author." (As that was said Hiro gets washed up into the tidal wave and it deals damage to him)
(At Radio Hiro)
"I don't care about flames I just want someone to read this story."
"And another thing why do you already have your third level spells?" (Gets washed up into the tidal wave)
"I don't know...gah." (Now Kaori gets washed up in the tidal wave)
"Now I can do this and cast a thundaga spell in the water and kill you" (Kaori casts thundaga on the water, and shocking everyone)
(A few seconds earlier before everyone got shocked both of the lovely) "You stupid skank!"
(A few minutes later outside of green town everyone is dead but then again we skip back to Mt. Big where a confused Mac sees a certain door open, and goes in)
"Wonder what happened here and how come the door was left open, well I can see that the whole room is technically all thrown out and messed up, also I see on the screen that the characters are pretty much dead with electrified water, and in typical Rpg style that is very bad."
(Just then that same person who had trapped Kaori, Hiro, and Marty in the game speaks)
"Fool you do not know what you mean by that."
"What do you mean? Do you mean American Rpg rules because if you do me and the author don't know nothing about that."
"I don't mean American Rpg rules for most people tend to shy away from things like that imbecile."
"Look I didn't call you a name so let's just forget the whole thing."
(All of a sudden the door closes shut for some reason)
"Okay what's this all about?"
"Oh I think you might know already Mac Fraser."
"What in the hell do you mean by that?"
(After that was said we now see Mac Fraser getting sucked into the game but as a white mage after the clichéd screams and waking up to find that he's outside of Green town along with the aforementioned electrified people)
"Well I know what to do here."
(Remember folks Mac is a white mage here so…he uses a Life spell to revive everyone)
"I thought I saw the farplane. (Looks up to see someone looking like Mac Fraser) Mac-Kun!"
"Hey Kaori it seems I got tricked by that game as well."
"I'm done with chapter 2 here now I will also read a second disclaimer I also don't own the Final Fantasy series, WWE, and Taco Bell."
End Chapter 2