Fox was wide eyed and shocked as Falco was hanging upside down from the ceiling fan, Krystal was grafted to the wall, and Leo was pretending to a be a pirate and a salesman.
"Argh matey! I be selling dill pickles to ye for the price of ye booty! So what do you say? Your booty for pickles?" asked Leo whilehe standing in the wrecked living room.
"What've you done! Pepper's gonna have my ass for this!" Fox screamed starting to freak out.
Fox ran down the stairs and picked up Leo and shook while saying, "What do you have to say for yourself!"
"I like naked girlies."
Fox put Leo down and looked around the trashed living room. Krystal was grafted to the, Falco was hanging upside down from a ceiling fan that was still running so he's spinning and must be dizzy, and Leo was pretending to sword fight with Fox's leg.
"Argh! Your peg leg be mine!" said Leo tugging on Fox's leg.
"Are you calling me skinny?"
"Well you could use some fattening up," said Falco who's face was starting to turn green, "oh man…I'm gonna blow chunks," he said using one hand to cover his mouth, but then he slipped and fell to the floor.
Fox stepped over Falco and went to go help Krystal off of the wall.
"Are you okay?" asked Fox helping Krystal.
"My back hurts," she said rubbing her spine.
"What did Falco say to make Leo calm down? Oh right! FIRE, FIRE!" said Fox loudly trying to match Falco's pitch.
"THERE'S NO EXTINGUISHER! I'LL HAVE TO USE MY HANDS!" screamed Leo while getting ready to run and trying to fart loudly again but was struggling since he had no gas, " I MIGHT BE A WHILE! DON'T WORRY THOUGH! I WILL PUT IT OUT!" he screamed like he was constipated.
"How long do you think he will stand there trying to break wind?" asked Krystal starting to pick things up.
"I'll give him about five minutes," said Fox straightening things up.
"Oh man, I don't feel so good," said Falco getting up and holding his stomach.
"Your seasick matey! Drink some…er…what's good for seasickness?" asked Leo still sounding constipated.
"Um, laxatives?" asked Fox.
"No, that will make things worse," said Falco while sitting down.
Then out of nowhere, a really long, really loud farting noise was heard and everyone looked at Leo.
"I took out the whole building!" cheered Leo while rubbing his butt.
"Oh god! That reeks!" cried Krystal while holding her nose.
"Oh geez! That is…wow!" said Fox while holding his nose and dashing upstairs.
"I taught him to do that," said Falco proudly, "don't ask how."
"Lots and lots of hard work?" asked Fox sarcastically.
"How'd you know? I mean…yes? No?…Shut up toilet paper tongue," said Falco going to the bathroom.
"Hey! Only domesticated dogs or really stupid animals do that!" said Fox in his defense.
"And your domesticated! Get over it!"
"No I'm not!"
"Okay, FETCH!" screamed Falco while throwing a bone.
Fox, out of instinct (I guess), dashed for the bone and caught it in mid air with his teeth.
"Oh my god! I AM domesticated!" screamed Fox while throwing the bone at Falco.
"How many times do I have to tell you to stop hitting my head!" screamed Falco breaking the bone.
"Aw, you broke it."
"Next time, I'll break you," said Falco now eating a sandwich.
"Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssss…I like chocolate milk," whispered Leo to no one in particular.
"So do I, now go to sleep," said Fox rubbing his temples.
An hour passed by and Fox was half asleep while listening to Krystal and Falco talk.
"So…do you like Katt?" asked Krystal.
"What! No! She's so annoying. I hate her," said Falco still acting like a bad boy.
"Why? Did she do something to make you hate her?"
"Shefound out I exist."
"…That's it? When did you meet"?
"Well it all goes back to the second grade, long story short, it involves chocolate milk going down my pants."
"She poured chocolate milk down your pants?" she asked giggling.
"I don't wanna talk about it."
"Your childhood sucks," said Fox sleepily.
"Shut your face McCloud, before I make you!"
"I'm shaking in my…bare feet," said Fox with his eyes closed.
"Pepper should be back in about half an hour. You should go to sleep Fox," said Krystal making him get up.
"But I wanna be awake when he gets here so I can go home," he said still sleepily and trying to walk with his eyes closed.
"You might wanna open your eyes before you break something…or you," said Falco tripping Fox.
Fox fell down with a thud and fell asleep when he hit the ground.
"I think I killed him," said Falco nudging him with his foot.
"Falco! Stop messing around!" said Krystal giving him a migraine with whatever telekineticpowers she has.
"Ow! Fine, fine! Okay, just cut that out!" cried Falco holding his head.
"Help me lift up Fox," said Krystal grabbing his ankles.
Falco stood up and grabbed Fox from under his arms and helped Krystal carry him upstairs to his bed. They laid him down and covered him with the blanket.
"Let him sleep until Pepper comes back and we'll wake him up then," said Krystal with a yawn.
"Fine, as long as the pay is good," said Falco also yawning.
They walked downstairs and sat back down dozed off, quickly falling asleep. The sound of a door opening was heard upstairs as Ellie slowly creaked her door open. She stepped out of her room with something in her handsand walked into the room thatFox was sleeping in. She approached the bedside andstroked the fur on Fox's head and put fuzzy, pink ear muffs on Fox's ears. She gave him a kiss and said, "Sleep tight," then quietly left the room.
She peered downstairs and saw Falco and Krystal half asleep on the sofa, probably to tired to nitce her.She quietly stepped downstairs and tugged on Leo's shirt and woke him up. She motioned him to follow her and he did so. She took him to the kitchen and handed him two pots and a wooden spoon. One went on his head and the spoon and the other pot in his hands.
"Okay Leo, we're gonna take this stuff and make a bunch of noise throughout the mansion. I want you to lead and scream whatever comes to your mind," she said taking her own pot and spoon.
"Okay!" said Leo dashing to the living room with Ellie following him.
Leo banged on the pans as loud as he could while screaming the words to "Sad Statue" by System Of A Down.
"CONQUEST TO YOUR LOVER AND YOUR LOVE TO THE FIRE! PERMANENCE EVOLVING IN THE ABSOLUTE! FORGIVENESS IS THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE! ELOQUANCE BELONGS TO THE CONQUERER!" he said while banging on the pots with the wooden spoon.
Falco and Krystal screamed and nearly jumped out of their furs as they held their ears trying to numb the sound.
"LEO! WHAT IN OUR FAMILIES NAME ARE YOU DOING!" screamed Falco.
"I'm playing marching band!" he said cheerfully.
"Run!" said Ellie and Falco and Krystal tried to take the pots and spoon away.
"THE PICTURES OF TIME AND SPACE ARE REARRANGED! IN THIS LITTLE PIECE OF TYPICAL TRAGEDY! JUSTIFIED CANDY BRANDY FOR THE NERVES! ELOQUANCE BELONGS TO THE CONQUERER!" he screamed while running throughout the mansion with Ellie, Falco, and Krystal following him.
"Keep running and singing horribly!" said Ellie as Leo started to run faster.
"Leo! Get back here now!" screamed Falco getting angrier by the second.
This night couldn't get any worse thought Krystal.
"YOU AND ME WE'LL ALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY WITH THE SAD STATUE OF LIBERTY AND THE GENERATION THAT DIDN'T AGREE! YOU AND ME WE'LL ALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY WITH THE SAD STATUE OF LIBERTY AND THE GENERATION THAT DIDN'T AGREE! I FORGOT TO I FORGOT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT! JUSTIFIED CANDY BRANDY FOR THE NERVES! ELOQUANCE BELONGS TO THE CONQUERER! CONQUEST TO YOUR LVOER AND YOUR LOVE TO THE FIRE! PERMANENCE EVOLVING IN THE ABSOLUTE! FORGIVENESS IS THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE! ELOQUANCE BELONGS TO THE CONQUERER!" screamed Leo as he ran up the stairs to the third floor.
"Leo! Stop singing! You're gonna make everyone go deaf!" screamed Falco as he started to slow down from chasing after them.
Krystal ran past Falco and caught up to Ellie and grabbed her and picked her up.
"Hey! Let me go! Your hurting me!" screamed Ellie as she struggled to get out of Krystal's grasp.
Krystal stared Ellie down and looked at Krystal, who doesn't look all that great late at night.
"You know, you should really get some sleep. You look old," said Ellie poking Krystal's face.
"Why you annoying little runt!" screamed Krystal in Ellie's face, "I'm going to teach you a lesson!"
"Hey! What're you doing!" said Ellie while shrieking as Krystal laid her across her lap.
Krystal removed Ellie's pajamas and panties raised her hand into the air and swiftly brought it down on Ellie's behind. She kept spanking her over and over until Ellie's rear turned red. Ellie kept screaming in pain every time Krystal spanked her until she stopped after spanking her for about a minute and a half.
"Now GO TO BED!" screamed Krystal as she watched Ellie walk off to her room.
"Now…we just…just gotta…stop Le…Leo," said Falco, panting between every word or two.
"Where did he go?" asked Krystal now realizing Leo was gone.
Then they heard Leo still singing and running.
"YOU AND ME WE'LL ALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY WITH THE SAD STATUE OF LIBERTY AND THE GENERATION THAT DIDN'T AGREE! YOU AND ME WE'LL ALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY WITH THE SAD STATUE OF LIBERTY AND THE GENERATION THAT DIDN'T AGREE! GENERATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! WHAT IS IN US THAT TURNS A DEAF EAR, TO THE CRIES OF HUMAN SUFFERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! SUFFERING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
Falco and Krystal ran after Leo trying to grab him but he was kept going faster every time they caught up to him.
"Doesn't he ever stop!" asked Krystal getting frustrated.
"Not the way I trained him," said Falco starting to regret bringing Leo.
"YOU AND ME WE'LL ALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY WITH THE SAD STATUE OF LIBERTY AND THE GENERATION THAT DIDN'T AGREE! YOU AND ME WE'LL ALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY WITH THE SAD STATUE OF LIBERTY AND THE GENERATION THAT DIDN'T AGREE! GENERATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! BELONGING, BELONGING TO!" sang Leo.
Once Leo had stopped singing, he slowed to a stop and sat down then fell back and went to sleep.
"I thought he'd never stop!" said Krystal relieved as she picked up Leo and walked down backstairs with Falco while carrying Leo.
Krystal and Falco sat down and Krystal laid Leo down next to her and looked at the clock at it just struck midnight.
Pepper walked in still holding onto his briefcase. He looked at Falco and Krystal who looked tired as a person could look and asked, "Was it that bad?"
Krystal and Falco slowly turned their heads to General Pepper and stared at him.
"Guess so. Well, thank you for taking the time to baby-sit my niece. Your pay has already been forwarded so you can go home whenever you feel like," he said going upstairs to his room.
"I'm never baby-sitting again," said Krystal as she rubbed her eyes and started heading upstairs.
"I'm never bringing Leo anywhere again," said Falco following her.
They walked into Fox's room andnoticed the ear muffs but didn't care andwoke him up and told him it was time to go and they were already paid. They said their good-byes, in a very, very sleepy tones and called a cab to take them to the base where they left their Arwings. They just barely made it back to the Great Fox with the way they were flying and were able to dock their ships right. They all walked, while slouching, to their rooms and collapsed onto their beds, not bothering to do anything else.
The next day, Fox, Falco, and Krystal all woke up exhausted from last night and they all took showers to wake themselves up (they didn't do that together and they all didn't wake up at the same time). Everyone greetedeach otherand they all sat around in the living room when they got a call from Pepper.
"General Pepper here! Good morning, Star Fox. Did you sleep well?" asked Pepper.
"It felt like I was living a nightmare," said Fox covering his face.
"I'm sorry to here that. But…I have another baby-sitting job that I'd like you to-" but was cut off by Fox, Falco, and Krystal.
"NO!" they all screamed in unison.
"We mean… maybe you should get someone else this time, sir," said Falco trying to convince Pepper.
"You always come to us for most of the missions so, why not give someone else a go at it?" asked Krystal, also trying to sound convincing.
"So you're saying you don't want to," said Pepper in a dull voice.
"Yes," they all said in unison again.
"Well, far be it from me to make you, but I might not have many assignments again."
"We know general, but we'd like to take a little break," said Fox.
"Okay, but if you decide to change your mind, the offer still stands. Other than that, an animal rescue team needs some help cleaning the animals. So if you'd rather do that, go ahead. Pepper out," then he closed the holo-screen.
"I don't wanna go," whined Falco laying on the sofa.
"I don't wanna move," said Krystal with her head buried into her arms on the table.
"I don't wanna do anything anymore," said Fox falling to the ground.
"You guys are lazy," said Slippy leaving the room.
"Back in my day, young people like yourselves would spring up to these types of offers," said Peppy while chuckling and eating a bagel.
"Shut…up," said Fox, Krystal, and Falco in unison again.
Well that's the end of this story! I say, I did a pretty good job…but I'm me so…yeah…well I'll think of something. Till then, that's it for now!