Virgil sensed his brother's eyes over his shoulder, watching the monitor. He was on the internet, minding his own business, surfing around on google, talking to a certain Lady friend, and bidding on ebay for new glasses. He stopped as soon as his brother's pinky came soaring over his shoulder and started to hit the enter button.
"What...are you doing?" Virgil sighed.
"Are you on the internets?" Dante asked, still jabbing at the enter key until Virgil hit his hand away.
"Yes, I am on the internet." He made sure not to end with an 's,' since he didn't want to sound like an idiot named Dante. He glared with his icy blue eyes, an eerie scary aura radiating from him.
"Take a shower." Dante commanded, wondering if that would get rid of that scary glow. Virgil continued to glare. Dante looked away, knowing if he looked directly into the Virgil he would become blind. "The internet is just a hoax"
"A...hoax"
"Like bigfoot. Or hygiene." Dante answered, poking at his cheeks. "I order our food off the internet since I can't step out of this house because of something STUPID you did...if it was a hoax we would be starving." Virgil rubbed his forehead, continuing to browse the internet with multitasking power.
"Correction. You would starve. I order pizza off the greatness of a phone. A REAL phone." Dante did the phone sign with his hands and then stuck out his tongue. With that, he went off to do what he usual does (which nobody really knows for truth. We've set up several cameras in the household and still haven't figured out where he goes. Some say that he hangs around Keanu Reeves and makes sure he doesn't go 'hulk.' Whatever floats his boat)
Virgil continued to type quickly on the keyboard. Just as he pressed enter, the whole power to the apartment complex went out. Instantly, Virgil drew Yamato and slashed it through the wall, hitting Dante (that's where he was! in the other room) square in the head. This made a sound like a hammer hitting a rock.
"W...want some mac'n'cheese?" Dante's voice cried out, he flailed his arms around a bit and then picked up ebony and ivory and began firing at the wall (the yamato still in his head of course), screaming bloody murder, "THIS IS THE LAST STRAW VIRGIL. THAT FREAKIN' HURT! Plus you don't like my cooking"
Virgil yelled back through the wall, "WELL WHO GIVES A DAMN CAUSE I'LL JUST HAVE TO KILL YOU AGAIN." Yes, he said again. It's hard to kill a devil, so i guess he was just talking about harming to a point it would kill a normal person. Again, whatever floats their boat.
There was a long drawn out battle, the wall between it all.
At the end, the wall just collasped, the dust clearing, and then.
The telephone echoed through the apartment that was now just one room, a kitchen and a bathroom. Virgil picked it up.
It was the police. Something about extending their house arrest because of all the noise and yelling.
There was a feeling in Virgil's heart that he would hear those words several times later on today.
"What...are you doing?" Virgil sighed.
"Are you on the internets?" Dante asked, still jabbing at the enter key until Virgil hit his hand away.
"Yes, I am on the internet." He made sure not to end with an 's,' since he didn't want to sound like an idiot named Dante. He glared with his icy blue eyes, an eerie scary aura radiating from him.
"Take a shower." Dante commanded, wondering if that would get rid of that scary glow. Virgil continued to glare. Dante looked away, knowing if he looked directly into the Virgil he would become blind. "The internet is just a hoax"
"A...hoax"
"Like bigfoot. Or hygiene." Dante answered, poking at his cheeks. "I order our food off the internet since I can't step out of this house because of something STUPID you did...if it was a hoax we would be starving." Virgil rubbed his forehead, continuing to browse the internet with multitasking power.
"Correction. You would starve. I order pizza off the greatness of a phone. A REAL phone." Dante did the phone sign with his hands and then stuck out his tongue. With that, he went off to do what he usual does (which nobody really knows for truth. We've set up several cameras in the household and still haven't figured out where he goes. Some say that he hangs around Keanu Reeves and makes sure he doesn't go 'hulk.' Whatever floats his boat)
Virgil continued to type quickly on the keyboard. Just as he pressed enter, the whole power to the apartment complex went out. Instantly, Virgil drew Yamato and slashed it through the wall, hitting Dante (that's where he was! in the other room) square in the head. This made a sound like a hammer hitting a rock.
"W...want some mac'n'cheese?" Dante's voice cried out, he flailed his arms around a bit and then picked up ebony and ivory and began firing at the wall (the yamato still in his head of course), screaming bloody murder, "THIS IS THE LAST STRAW VIRGIL. THAT FREAKIN' HURT! Plus you don't like my cooking"
Virgil yelled back through the wall, "WELL WHO GIVES A DAMN CAUSE I'LL JUST HAVE TO KILL YOU AGAIN." Yes, he said again. It's hard to kill a devil, so i guess he was just talking about harming to a point it would kill a normal person. Again, whatever floats their boat.
There was a long drawn out battle, the wall between it all.
At the end, the wall just collasped, the dust clearing, and then.
The telephone echoed through the apartment that was now just one room, a kitchen and a bathroom. Virgil picked it up.
It was the police. Something about extending their house arrest because of all the noise and yelling.
There was a feeling in Virgil's heart that he would hear those words several times later on today.
Author's note: short chapter still...sorry i'm so lazy. I'm sort of running out of ideas, but I'm thinking about them having a visitor. Who should it be?