6/8/07 Edit: I've had a horrid bout of Nostalgia and have decided to do a bit of editing on each chapter and hopefully finish this. Cheers.
C.G: -Is unusually happy-
Yami S: -cries- Hikari's gone mad!
C.G: Oh I have not! DarkHikari15 and I had a brilliant day of fanfic ideas!
Yami S: OH DEAR RA!! -Cries- You really have gone mad!
C.G: Oh quiet you - I don't own YGO! ON WITH THE MADNESS!!
Two Halves make A Whole
By Celtic Goth1
Chapter Two
It's Not Easy Being Me
Bakura groaned. His head felt like it had split in two.
"Owwwww" he groaned to himself, attempting to swing his legs off the couch. Suddenly voices floated in from the kitchen.
"You think Bakura knocking himself out is bad! Marik discovered the coffee maker – our kitchen reeks of coffee beans." Bakura heard Malik say, highly amused.
"Could've been worse he could have done what you did Yami …"
"Aibou no …"
"Fine I won't tell them you got a fork stuck in the toaster 'cause you thought it was broken …"
"Thank yo- HEY!"
Everyone burst out laughing.
'Damn I'm in for it, STUIPD WALL!' Bakura thought as he walked into the kitchen.
"Awww look sleeping beauty has awoken!" Marik laughed glomping Bakura.
"Ah! Get off me you psycho!" Bakura yelled, pushing the blonde off him, suddenly Bakura noticed Yami smirking at him. No one smirked at him and got away with it!
"What are YOU smirking at pharaoh?" he said bitterly.
Yami's smiled, "Nothing, just that bruise on your head …"
"Shut up fork boy!"
"Make me, you stupid tomb robber!"
Bakura glared advancing towards Yam, "Oh I'll make you! I'll stick a fork right up your - "
" - Woah, Bakura, chill. No need for forks" Malik said intervening, causing a wave of laughs through the room.
"Well seeing your awake Bakura we can get going." Ryou said standing up.
"What? Go where?" Bakura questioned, forgetting Yami as everyone started moving out of the room.
"Arcade!" Yugi informed him.
"With those pathetic mortals" Marik whispered in his ear.
'Pathetic mortals? He means those loser people Ryou hangs out with, oh its payback time.' he gave an evil, evil grin and followed everyone out of the apartment.
The Group entered the arcade walking to where the crowd was around DRR as usual.
"Yug'!" Joey called but doubled over when he saw Yami.
"Wha-who- what's going on!?!" Joey cried looking around, very confused.
"Joey – Yami, Yami – Joey" Yugi said properly introducing them – he hadn't really gotten the chance before. You know, sharing one body and all.
Tristan, Duke and Tea joined them – they, like Joey, just stared in awe.
"Well I'll be damned they DO exist!" Duke said earning a wake over the head from Tristan and Tea.
After a few more introductions Bakura saw his opening and walked up to Tristan.
"Tristan, Tristan, Tristan. I do believe I owe you something!" Bakura smirked and then punched him square in the nose "THAT is for throwing me off the cliff!"
"Bakura!" Ryou exclaimed, "What did I say about violence!"
-10 minutes ago-
"Just promise me one thing Bakura."
"What?" Bakura replied suspiciously.
"Just no violence … ok?"
"Oh Ra Damnit! "
Ryou turned his sad Hikari eyes on him.
"Argh, damn you! FINE!"
"That wasn't violence that was revenge!" Bakura exclaimed in his defence
Ryou sighed, this could get rather rowdy.
C.G: Well that's all for now cause I was so losing it in this chap sorry for the unfunnyness.
Yami S: -is asleep-
C.G: RR!