Disclaimer- I don't own FFCC
Author's note-In periods of great stress, when they're drunk, or really whenever the hell I feel like it my characters will start speaking basic l33t.
Author's note- If you flame me, please let it be known that i dont care
"Dude, I gotta go to the bathroom." whined Gil. "Well, I'm not stopping. We have to get to Marr's Pass before dark." stated Yurtle.
"But Dude…"
"Come on, just go off the back!"
"Fine." Gil grumbled. He clambered to the back and stood up. "Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" he sighed.Yurtle peered down the road, "Woah, dude, better wrap it up, the caravan from Lueda is coming."
"The one with the two hot selkies?"
"Yup."
"$#17." there was a brief struggling noise and then,
Ziiiip. "Holy S#11111111177!" just then, the caravan pulled up,
"Hey Yurtle!" the selkies teased, "How ya doin'? Where's Gil?"
"I'm fine, but Gil isn't really in the mood for talking right now."
"Ok. See ya!" the selkies drove away, waving flirtingly. A low moan came from the back when they were gone,
"…I'm bleeding…"
With more idiot adventures to come!