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Author's note- If you read and don't review I WILL KNOW (ominously)

Gil and Yurtle were going down the road, laughing, dancing, trying to sing but accidentally scaring away half the monsters in the area. All of sudden, they came upon a blocked part of the road. Another caravan blocked it. A striped moogle waddled over. (How many people know who this is?)

The moogle squeaked, "Halt, kupo! You are in the presence of the striped bandits, kupo!"

He said this as though they were expected to bow, or something. They looked at each other, shrugged, then looked back at the moogle.

Kind of surprised that they weren't already cowering in fear, the moogle said nervously, "Hand over your err, money, kupo, and err, nobody will get err, hurt."

Not really paying attention, Gil was wondering why the moogle hadn't fallen over yet. Yurtle meanwhile, was looking around and spotted two people sneaking into the back of the caravan. Nudging Gil, he pointed backwards. Understanding immediately, he got up quietly and went to the back.

"So, you just want us to stand up, hand over all our money, and walk away?" Yurtle said loudly, to disguise the whacking noises in the background.

"You forgot the cowering in fear part, kupo!" the moogle was relieved that things were finally going as planned.

"Hmmm, I don't really think I want to. How 'bout you, Gil?" Yurlte asked. "Nope, I like my money. Actually, I think we should start asking for theirs." Gil stated as he came from around back, holding the two remaining bandits up in one hand. Out cold, a gigantic bump rising on each of their heads, he threw them over to the moogle. "Nah, we're not that mean. Let's just whack 'em around a bit more."

The moogle cowered in fear, "No, no, please don't hurt us! We're just three poor travelers with not a crust between us, kupo!" rolling his eyes, Yurtle tossed them 100 gil.

"There. Now don't rob anybody else."

"Oh, thank you, kupo! I won't forget this!" rolling his eyes so far they nearly came out of their sockets, Yurtle rod off, with Gil following.

After they had gone, Artemicion the moogle (I think that's right) looked around carefully. After making sure his two companions were out cold, and that no one was coming up the road, he gave a sigh of relief and (wait for it, wait for it,) fell over.

"HA!" Gil yelled.

"Darn, kupo!"

I didn't insert the best player simply because she said she didn't want ot be. So all you who don't know her, keep wondering!