Disclaimer- I don't own FFCC
Author's note- we thought that this part of the game was weird, so I just made it weirder.
Author's note- If you think I'm tired of the moogle joke, think again.
Gil and Yurtle were riding along towards Alfitaria when they came across the Black Knight mauling a small tree. Once he was sane, they asked him to play cards. Having some time before he went insane again, he agreed. And that is where we find them now.
"I've got three aces" Gil said proudly. "Oh yeah, well I've got a flush!" Yurtle said. Groaning, Gil turned to the lilty. "What do you have?"
"Read 'em and weep. Royal flush." The Black Knight said. "Aw, come on, man. You've beaten us ten times in a row." Yurtle whined. "Just shut up and deal." Said the Black Knight.
They dealt out a new hand. Glancing around at each other, they traded in their cards and placed bets. "I bet 1000 gil." Yurtle said. "I'll call that and raise another 1000." Gil said. They looked expectedly at the knight. He smirked and said, "I'll raise you 1 million gil."
They gasped. Well, the bets were in, and they couldn't do anything about it. "Two pair." Gil said. "Three of a kind." Yurtle countered. The knight smirked again and put his cards down. He opened his mouth to say something when a small lilty appeared from out of nowhere, shouted, "For my father!" and stabbed the knight, killing him instantly. Then he vanished.
There was silence. Finally Gil cleared his throat and whispered, "What did he have?" Yurtle looked at the deceased's hand. "Full house."
"Wow, he would have beaten me."
"Me too."
There was more silence. Then, gathering up the scattered cards, they took the gil (including the black knight's million) and loaded it into the caravan before heading out.
Later…A lone moogle walking down the road tripped over the dead lilty's spear and fell over.