Author's note-A huge thanks to Yoshikuni Michiyo for being the only one to review this fic. In gratitude, you get this handsome footnote mention.
Gil and Yurtle walked towards the end of Conall Curach. "Whew, man, I'm glad we finally got that material needed for that new weapon." Gil said. "Yeah, it was a pain finding it, too. Now all we have to do is defeat the boss and get the myrrh and we'll be good." They walked on in silence. All of a sudden, a huge dragon zombie appeared with a roar, terrifying a nearby moogle so much that he fell over.
"Wow. That is one big boss." Gil said. "Yep, but he should be easy. I mean, after all, this is the first cycle." Yurtle responded. "Huh? What's a first cycle?" Gil asked. "I don't know." Said Yurtle.
They readied themselves for the fight. Then, a thought occurred to Gil. "Hey this dragon's a ghost, right?" Gil asked. "Yeah, why?" Yurtle responded. "Do you have life magicite for holy?" Gil asked again.
Yurtle paused. Then, "Oh, sh-" the dragon attacked at this moment.
Through diligent curing and a lot of luck, they had whittled down half the boss' health, and it looked like they would win.
"Oh, yeah. We can win, we can win! C'mon, Mr. Zombie, get outta my house, GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!"
Pause. "Ahhh! My burrito!" (This was not actually said by either character. It was in fact said by my friend who was playing as Yurtle and eating a burrito at the same time. He yelled that when he dropped it, and even though it wasn't said in the game, it was so anticlimactic that I had to insert it)
And afterwards, they continued to whoop up on dragon zombie until they won.