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Author's note- Thanks to all who reviewed, and yes, you can use the moogle joke. However, even though this is random stories, I am actually ending this story. Sorry!

"Freakin' parasite." Gil grumbled. They were finally facing off against the meteor parasite, and man he was hard!

A pink circle appeared where Yurtle was standing. "Oh, sh-" BOOOOMMM! He was thrown backwards by the ensuing explosion.

"All right, this sucks. We've been whacking away at this thing for half an hour and he still isn't dead!" Gil yelled.

"THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT!" Yurtle yelled. And with that, he ran up to the monstrosity and kicked it as hard as he could. All of a sudden, the meteor parasite was crying out in agony, whimpering like a baby. Gil walked over to Yurtle, "Dude. I didn't know that the parasite was male." (Guess what happened). "I know, neither did I."

They looked at each other and shrugged. They then walked over to kill it once and for all when they vanished in a flash of light.

The Nest of Memories

Gil and Yurtle reappeared, looking very confused.

"Where are we?" Gil asked. "You are in the nest of memories. I am Mio, queen of reflection."

"Oh. Where are we again?" "Sigh. Come travelers. You shouldn't be here, unless… You're memories. I sense them… they are strong. You might be the ones to defeat Raem. I shall ask you a question to test you."

"OK shoot."

"Hmmm…which caravan gave you a weapon?"

"Marr's Pass."

"Good. You are worthy."

Gil whispered to Yurtle, "I thought it would be harder but oh well."

"Now, step through the door to challenge Raem."

A door appeared. It looked a lot like an outhouse door.

"Hey." Yurtle said. "That looks a lot like an outhouse door."

"… I blame the decorators."

They shrugged again. Gil walked over to the door and opened it.

A tonberry with a newspaper was sitting on the toilet with his pants pulled down. It looked up and saw them. "Hey! Do you mind?" and it slammed the door shut again.

Silence.

"Hey, it was an outhouse!"

"… I'm going to kill those decorators."

The End

Epilouge…

In a land far far away, a moogle fell over.

The End. Really.