Escape to Crusade

By Sarge11

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Just the game. Ratchet and Clank are Insomniac's.

Thank you Illu and Mr. D 91 for reviewing.

Chapter 4: "How to Crash-land."

Ratchet, the now recharging Clank, and crying for no reason over Clank GP are flying through space in their commandeered Tyhrranoid dropship. Right now they're trying to rendezvous with the Phoenix in the Daxx system.

"Damn, what a piece a junk. Those Rangers don't know how lucky they are with their kind of Dropship." Ratchet muttered under his breath.

"Oh Agent Clank! Don't die on me! Don't leave me with this bumbling idiot of a chauffeur!"

"Oh, shut up! He's gonna be fine."

"How far to the rendezvous, Chauffeur?"

"Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm not Clank's chauffeur!"

"Watch your language in front of the President! You may be able to fool everyone else about your little faked, I've saved two galaxy's, one twice, but you can't fool me Jeeves! And you'd better stay away from Sasha, she's way too good for a mere chauffeur like yourself."

"Why you good for nothin' son of a-"

Ratchet was about to waste the President when.

"Ratchet?"

"Secret Agent Clank! You're alive!"

"Mr. President, Secret Agent Clank is merely a character I play on the holovid."

"Oh, I get it, you must be on a secret, undercover mission."

"Pppppp-whatever. If you need me, I'm gonna be tryin' to make sense out of this piece of shi-"

"Ahem, Ratchet."

"Uh, right. I mean junk."

"So, Agent Clank, what's the secret mission? Your secret's safe with me."

Clank's response was muffled by the sound of the engines.

Ppppppppppppppoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww! All of a sudden, one of the engines went out in a huge explosion that broke one of Ratchet's ribs.

"Oooooooowwwwwww!"

What Ratchet swore next is too obscene to be recorded for the rating I gave this story.

Clutching his left side, he made his way to the cockpit.

"What's going on?"

Ratchet kept from swearing because the GP was nearby.

"It seems we are under attack from Tyhrranosis' surface."

"I told you we shouldn't have flown over here!" Ratchet gestures to the President. "I told you we should've gone way around it! I told you the Tyhrranoids would be smart enough to read our ship to make sure we were Tyhrranoids! But no, you had to fly straight through to the Daxx system! Now look what's happened!"

Before the President could come up with a reply, Clank piped up. " We've lost the third engine, we have only enough power to make it to that small planet over there; and also have a missile on our tail."

The missile zoomed in closer.

"5,000 yards to planet and closing."

The missile was now just inches away from the back of the ship.

Kabloowie!

Ratchet's Helpdesk link piped up. "How to safely crash-land."

"Aw shad up!"

Ratchet was really irritated now.

"Going down!"

Hey, Mr. D 91, how'd you know I was gonna crash the ship? >( Lol. Anyways, I need guidance, ah hey! My first three page long story! Anyway, please R&R.

-Sarge11