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Chapter 3: The Ferris Wheel
After a fun filled night of fun, horror, and brown trouser moments John and Randy now find them selfs on the ferris wheel
"Now this is defenetly the last ride of the night, we have had more than enough fun, besides I think im just up to my three dollar limit, how much was this ride again?"
Randy, who was on the oppersite seating area, stopped reading his paper and folded it up neatly before replying "three Dollars"
"There you see, i was right"
"I'd just like another go at the throwing the dart at the card game" Randy said, remembering how close he came to winning last time.
"Well that stall closed now remember, cause the operater is in the eye hospital" John replied
"Oh yeah" Randy said, now remembering that it was him that did it "The waltzer is closed as well"
"Yea" John replied
"I had no idea i ate so much"
"It look really attractive really, like a spinning fountain, though i was lucky i had that OAP to stand behind, she was furious, you whizzed round three times and she looked like the creature from the swamp"
"Im not sure all that was mine you know, i don't remember eating all those horrid lumps" Randy said
"No that was her face Randy" John replied "so is the ghost house"
"Oh yea" Randy said, and gave a shudder, remembering how scary it was
"Yea weren't coming out your mouth that time was it" John said
"I was lucky the bloke behind me passed out, otherwise I'd of never of got his trousers"
"How do they fit by the way" John asked
"Not bad" Randy replied, getting up, and revealing that he was wearing a skirt
"You know, im not sure he was a real bloke you know, they have a sort of skirt y feel to them
"I think he may have been Scottish" Randy said
"Well that's ok then, the Scottish are allowed to be transvestites" John said getting up"What's taking so long? We've been on this ride for at least three minutes" the anger in his voice slowly rising
"Well it is the biggest ferris wheel in America John, so it takes a while to get everyone on bored." Randy replied, who had now gone back to reading his paper
"Oh right, i knew that" John said "Hey, maybe it's those women who have been following us all night" John added, now really excited
"Really" Randy replied taking a look over the top of the car they were in
"No don't look" John said
"Why?" Randy asked
John sign, more out of frustration than anything else "Cause then they know we fancy them, then we'll go out with them, then go to there place and have sex with them" John suddenly stopped " Oh yea i see your point"
"Well it's this skirt it's rather short" Randy replied
"No not that, i mean about the girls" John said
"Oh right" Randy said
"Ok, sexy face's on" John said, and Randy and John put on a face to most normal people would not be sexy, instead rather scary
"Hang on John, how do we know who's is who?" Randy asked
"Well mine is fit" John said
"And mine?" Randy asked
"Not bad, Not bad, not as many legs as the other one, shame about the beard, apart from that cracking bird"
"Are you sure she's a women?" Randy asked
"How dare you" John shouted, who also jumped up "I know a woman when i see one"
"Is she called Ken?" Randy asked
"Yea" John replied
"You fool that Ken and Debbie" Randy said
"Yea, Ken's your woman and Debbie is mine"
"No it's Ken and Debbie, from the local pub's mixed nude mud wrestling team"
"Then why was she giving me the eye all night, not the glass one the real one, and why did the bloke keep pointing at you"
"Because he's Ken, Mad, psychotic and very dangerous Ken Shamrock, and i owe him fifty dollars, he's been hunting for me seventeen years, why do you think i always get sick during mud wrestling week"
John just sighed, and look over the car the were in "Hang on, their not letting anyone else on, in fact, were the only one's on the whole ride, in fact i think the whole carnival is closing down, and were stuck 350 ft on top of a ferris wheel"
"Yea its a living nightmare" Randy replied, still reading his paper, and drinking a beer which he had kept in his coat pocket
"Hey" John shouted, as loud as he could to attract the attention of the people below, but to no avail, as the last few people leave and the music cuts off
"I was enjoying that, reminded me of my Gran's funeral" Randy said
"Were stuck" John panicked
"Well it's your fault for touching up the female ferries wheel attendente"
"Well i thought she was real women" John replied
"They were just balloons John" Randy pointed out
"She had a earing" John pointed out
"Yea, through her foreskin" Randy replied
"Yes which i found out later much to my distress" John said "Look enough about that, we gotta get off, how about we jump"
"What?" Randy shouted "Don't you realize that were 350 ft up in the air"
"You've always gotta point out a hook in my plans" John said, and sat back down "How long we been here now?"
"About seven minutes" Randy replied "Hey look" Randy pointed to the paper
"What" John replied, getting up to sit next to Randy
"You remember that spot the ball competition's we entered, we didn't win it"
"What, how? I drew them in, both of them right between his legs"
Randy just shook his head and turned the page "Look, and article about the ferris wheel"
"Really"
"Yea, not only is this the biggest, but it's also the oldest ferris whell in America, it's all here, illegal death wheel to close tonight, and it's too expensive to dismantle so their just gonna blow it up"
"When?" John asked nervously
Randy gulped "First thing tomorrow mourning" Randy's voice was as nervous as John's
"Oh god, we gotta get off, oh god" John's panicking had now grown
"Oh calm down" Randy said, and punched John in the face
Ok,ok im calm" John said
"What can we do?" Randy asked
"Give me that bottle of alcohol" John said
"Good idea, lets drink ourself s to death so no one will notice" Randy said a took a sip before John swiped it from him
"Oh god" John said, having smelt the bottle "What's in here"
"Vodka" Randy said
"Go," John was soon cut off
"Bud wiser, bleach, paint stripper and floor polish"
"How are you alive?" John asked
"I may very well not be" Randy said, while tapping his nose
"Well this is gonna work"
"What is it you doing? Randy asked
"Im gonna wait for a plane to come, light the tissue (Which John had stuck in the bottle) wait for it to burst, and then we get rescued"
"May i point out a slight concern" Randy asked
"No time, here comes one now" John said, and lit the tissue "Wait for it to burst,Wait for it to burst,Wait for it t, look out"
The bottle had failed to burst in the air and hit the car they were seated in, which was now on fire
"Another plane, try and get it's attention"John said
"Is this a help help im trapped on a ferries wheel, or a help help im burning to death" Randy replied
"Stop your whining, at least were warm now, well hot now, getting roasted alive now, oh shit what we gonna do"
"I dunno" Randy panicked
"Emergency bitter" John said
"No" Randy pleaded
"Yes" John said, as Randy pulled a pint of bitter from his coat
"Bye bye baby" Randy said, then poured it on the flames, putting it out, while Randy just stared at his now empty glass, before looking back at John " I will never ever ever forget you for this"
"Hey, at least were not gonna get burnt alive now" John pointed out
"Yea but were still stuck" Randy replied, suddenly one of the links holding the car broke
"Shit" John said, grabbing hold of the bar, as it was his side where the bar collapsed
"Not looking good is it" Randy said, who was now also holding on to his side for dear life
John slowly pulled himself up level with Randy before replying "No, this could be the end"
Fortunately it wasn't, the other bars held until mourning where they were spotted before the ferris wheel was blown up
Finally i got this up, i wanted this up friday but i failed so i forced myself to do it tonight, well it's 3:48 am now and im going to bed. Im sorry if theres a few mistakes as it is late abd ive only had a quick readthrough for errors