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Chapter Summary
Hyael finally has a chance to have the talk with Seras. And Alucard catches Walter and Hyael in "compromising" positions… But is it what it looks like?
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Chapter 2 – The Talk
Hyael checked her skirt and frowned. Damn, that thing wasn't a skirt; it was almost a freaking belt! How the hell did Seras walk around like this? It was everything but practical. Not counting the stares she got from the other soldiers. And they weren't as many as Seras got, because Seras's boobs were like a person on their own, but still she hated it.
Oh! How she missed her pants…
She continued her way back from the shooting range to the mansion. Kicking a pebble on the ground, she sighed.
Almost two days had passed since her resolution to start WalterXSeras Operation and she hadn't been able to talk to Seras alone.
She had tried to talk with her in a mission, but it was almost impossible. And it wasn't because of the noise or ghoul body parts flying all over the place: Seras simply went on killer mode.
It was impressive for her, mostly after the stories she heard about Seras before the War. How could that cold ruthless killer have been afraid to drink blood and take lives?
But although impressive, it was not hard to believe; Seras was the sweetest vampire she had ever met. When she was not on a mission that is…
She felt a ticklish feeling on the back of her head.
She smiled brightly and made her way to the armoury.
She didn't know why, but she could feel when Walter called for her… Well, it was not like reading his mind or anything like that, it was like the same ticklish feeling she had when Sir Hellsing called, but at the same time different.
She didn't know if he felt the same… Sometimes she would think about him, remember the times when they were in Millenium, and he seemed to pop out of nowhere.
She should ask him about that.
She knocked on the door and entered to see Walter standing next to a working table.
With his ass turned her way… Man, what was up with that? Did he do it on purpose? And those pants… Damn.
– "Stop that! Christ!" – She scolded herself. – Hi Walter!
He looked back at the read head and smiled. Now this was strange, he was just thinking about her!
– Hello Miss Thompson! – He said, turning to face her completely as he watched her closing the door.
She frowned slightly and approached him, sitting on the working table.
– Really Walter, after all we've been through together you could call me Hyael by now…
He chuckled and turned his front to the table again, continuing the work he had been doing: Cleaning guns.
– Yes indeed Miss Thompson, I could. But…
– Not comfortable?
– No, it's not that! I only think we should maintain a certain relationship in front of others Miss, that's all. – He said, head down.
Suddenly the name Seras popped in Hyael's mind.
She was so stupid! Now she knew why he called her Miss Thompson still. It was because of Seras! He didn't want to make her jealous!
– "Awwww… That is SO cute!" – Hyael thought, smiling. This was one of the things she liked about Walter… /No I'm not talking about ass again/ He was cute!
– Walter?
– Yes Miss?
– It's because of Seras isn't it?
He looked at her as if she had just said the most absurd thing on the world.
– Miss Thompson! What are you talking about?
She smiled wickedly.
Alucard was passing in front of the armoury when he felt that Walter and that "thing" he called Hyael were inside. He was thinking about meeting Walter there to discuss the possibility of making some alterations to the Jackal, but he gave up when he sensed her. There was just something about her that made him… well, not nervous… she just… she was irritating! Yeah, irritating! That was it.
He was about to conjure up his black hole /No pun intended/ to transport him back to his room when he heard a voice from within the armoury.
– Don't try to hide it. I know what you feel… I can feel you feeling it.
Alucard's eyebrow rose slightly. What were they talking about?
– Miss… Hyael, this is highly inappropriate. And frankly it's my business.
– But I can help Walter; you just have to put it in my hands! I can make wonders! Really! I don't mind…
Alucard was glued to the ground. Oh God, that sounded… No…
– I don't need your help Miss… Really… it's not what you are thinking…
– Damn Walter I can't believe you really think I'll buy that! I can see it! It's not like you can hide it… You know you want to… you just don't know how to do it! I can help!
– This is so embarrassing… You have to understand that… It's been such a long time… I don't know how to show it! What am I supposed to do?
– Leave that to me, I will be here every step of the way!
Temptation was biting Alucard… On one hand he wanted to look inside the armoury to see what the hell was going on, but on the other… It was nothing, probably nothing… He was imagining things! They could be talking about so many subjects! Right? Right!
– Oh Walter! That's beautiful!
– Do you really think so?
– Oh yeah! Marvellous!
– It's a little old, and rusty…
She laughed.
– It's not that old… It was restored wasn't it?
– Yes it was.
– It can be old, but its looks new to me! So, does it work?
– Like a charm Miss, like a charm!
– Oh, can I hold it? Please?
– Of course you can!
– I can rub the rust right off! I'm good at this!
Finally giving in to curiosity Alucard put his head through the door, and his eyes widened at the sight in front of him: Hyael was sitting on the table, with Walter in front of her and they were both looking down! He stood there a little, shock written all over his face.
He pulled his head out and straightened himself, shocked expression still in place and started walking to the mansion.
Seras had just had her blood pack and was heading to the armoury to get some more ammo for her Harkonnen, when she saw her Master walking down the path that came from the armoury with a very strange expression on his face.
Wait a minute… Walking? He normally only did these little nights walks on the gardens!
She stopped, waiting for him to get closer.
– Good Evening Master!
– Good Evening Police Girl. – He answered without stopping.
She shrugged her shoulders and went on her way to the armoury when she heard Alucard's voice calling out to her.
– Police Girl, where are you going?
– I'm going to the armoury! Why do you ask Master? – She asked, over her shoulder.
– No Police Girl, not now.
She furrowed her eyebrows together, confused. His voice and the expression on his face were serious.
– You are coming with me. It's time for our class. You weren't able to fully control your swarm of bats yesterday.
– But I have to go to the armoury Master! I have to…
– Police Girl, you're coming with me. You can go to the armoury later.
Seras sighed and was about to turn around to catch up with her already retreating Master when she heard someone calling out for her.
– Seras! Hey Seras!
Both Alucard and Seras looked back to see Hyael running to meet with them.
– Hyael! Good Evening! – Seras smiled at the red head. Alucard simply looked at her like she was some kind of roach.
–"Why the hell is he looking at me like that?" – Hyael thought, eyebrows furrowed together, sensing a wave of disapproval coming from Alucard.
– I wanted to talk to you Seras. – She said, eyes never leaving Alucard.
– What about? – Seras asked, her eyes travelling from the female vampire to her Master.
Hyael looked at her and smiled.
– It's kind of personal… – She said, eyeing Alucard again.
Seras shrugged and looked at her Master, whose eyes seem to be burning a hole through Hyael. What was going on?
– Master, can we have that class later?
He looked at Hyael intensely for a few moments and then turned his back on the two females.
– I'll be waiting for you in the usual place in an hour Police Girl. – He said, already walking away from them.
Seras was a little confused. What had happened just know? She looked at Hyael and she seemed to be as confused as she was.
– "What did he mean by I'll talk to you later?" – Hyael thought. He had sent the message to her before he left. – "What the hell was he so pissed off about?"
She looked at Seras that was eyeing her suspiciously and smiled.
– So, what do you want to talk about?
– Let's go somewhere else! This is no place to talk.
Seras smiled at her.
– I know just the place.
The two females were on the roof of the mansion, stargazing.
Hyael had stopped on the kitchen and brought two blood packs. She was sipping on one, and Seras was sipping on the other.
– This place is beautiful. – Said Hyael, eyes glued to the sky.
– Yeah… Master and I sometimes come here, just to star gaze. It's quite peaceful.
Hyael looked at the blonde.
– You two seem to get along great.
– It wasn't always like this you know… Before the War… It was really different. I guess he felt frustrated for my lack of blood drinking, for my cling on the humanity I had already lost. But when it finally sunk in, the realisation that, no matter how hard I wanted it, I would never be human again… And that I could do so much more as a vampire… Like avenging loved one's deaths… Well, things got better between us. We now have a relation based on mutual respect.
Seras smiled and looked at Hyael.
– How about you? You never told me anything about yourself before you met Walter.
Hyael's eyes diverted from Seras's face to the stars again and shrugged.
– There isn't that much to tell Seras. I was human, and now I'm not. That's it. – Her voice was gloom and a bit sad.
Seras looked at the red head, surprised. Ever since she known her she never saw her like this. She was always so happy. This side of her was new.
Hyael sighed and then smiled.
– But I never regretted it, although it wasn't my choice to become what I became. I always had this idea that everything happens for a reason. So I just accepted it.
– Wasn't the blood drinking thing… well… disturbing?
– Disturbing? Dude, you should see my mother's meatloaf. Now THAT was disturbing! – She said laughing.
Seras laughed too, although she was a little bit sad. She was so close of making Hyael open up to her…
The laughter ceased and both girls kept starting at the stars.
/Now was the perfect timing for Hyael to talk about Walter. She had to be cunning as a fox; she had to get the information out of her without Seras noticing. She had to be subtle and smart! She had to be…/
– So Seras let's talk about Walter. Now THAT is a sweet ass huh?
/So much for being subtle…/
Seras, that was drinking the rest of her blood, spit it out, very geyser like, her eyes wide opened.
– I beg your pardon?
Hyael looked at the female vampire beside her with the most innocent expression on her face, but almost cracked up laughing when she saw Seras's blushed face.
Want to know when a vampire is embarrassed? Question them when they are drinking blood.
– What? – Hyael was trying her best to keep a straight face but Seras's expression was so damn funny! – It's not like you haven't noticed it before…
– I… well… err… Hyael! – She pouted with a very blushed face, her voice in a falsetto when it came to Hyael's name.
And that was too much for Hyael's self control. She went into a fit of laughter that made tears come to her eyes.
– Don't laugh like that!
– I'm sorry Seras /laugh/ but /laugh/ you should have seen your face/fit of laughter/
– It's not funny! – She muttered.
Hyael sighed and wiped some tears from her eyes.
– But I am right or am I right?
– Well, you see… it's very hard for me to see Walter that way… He…
– Hard? Girl, that ass is hard! Rock solid hard! Damn!
More blushing from the Police Girl.
– I would really like to know where that fascination for asses comes from Hyael…
– It's a very veeeerrryyy long story girl. But that's not the issue right now. Don't you think that Walter is… you know… – She looked up like she was trying to find the right words. Snapping her fingers she continued: – Yeah! That's it! – She looked at Seras, with a devilish smile. – FREAKING HOT!
Seras looked at the stars.
– I don't see him like that. For me he is Walter, and that's it!
– Girl, you have to let me frisk your garbage can, really! He is sweet, and caring and has a killer ass! What the hell is keeping you from, you know, have a go?
– I don't know, when I look into his eyes I see Walter. The old Walter.
– Yes, but he is not that old now is he?
– It's not that…
Seras was starting to feel trapped. Ok, she had noticed Walter's ass, and yeah, she knew he was sweet… but… he would never look at her. So, why bother?
– Why are you making so many questions about Walter anyway? – She fired back, trying to change the course of the conversation. She then smiled mischievously. – Don't tell me your thinking about asking him out on a date?
She was trying to be humorous but Hyael's answer surprised her.
– Yeah, I am.
Seras looked at Hyael, surprise written all over her face. In her turn, Hyael was peaceful and serious. Oh God, she wasn't lying!
Hyael tried her best not to show Seras she was lying with every single tooth in her mouth.
It was a risk to play like this, but the best way to make a girl make a move was provoking jealously. She only wished she was right.
She looked at Seras from the corner of her eye and saw the girl's surprised and pained look. Oh God, she looked too damn cute.
– "This just has to work!"
– Are you serious Hyael? – Her voice was nothing more than a whisper.
– Yes I am. – She looked at the blonde's face, which made her best to look unconcerned, but failing miserably.
– Why? Does it bother you?
– No! – Seras laughed nervously. – Why should I bother?
Hyael shrugged, feeling a bitch for making Seras feel so bad.
– I don't know. That's why I wanted to talk to you about this. I didn't want to come and take him from you or anything like that.
Seras looked down at her hands and asked, her voice normal now.
– So, do you love him?
– Well, I can't say I do. But I like him. "I'm such a lying bitch…"
– Ohh… And does he… you know… do you know if he likes you? – Seras voice trembled a little.
– "Oh my God… I have to remember, this is for her own good! That's it!" – Hyael thought.
– I don't know Seras, that's what dating is all about! Are you sure this doesn't bother you?
– No! – She answered, waving her hand in a nonchalant manner. She got up and dusted herself. – I hope that everything turns out alright!
Hyael half smiled.
– Thanks. Are you leaving?
– Yeah. – She said, without looking at the red head. – The training with Master… He must be expecting me.
– Ok then, have a nice training!
– Thanks!
Seras disintegrated into smoke. When Hyael was sure Seras was gone she sighed and a smile came to her lips. Well, she was jealous alright! Maybe if Seras saw that Walter was not always there, she would finally admit to herself she loved him! Now the only thing that needed to be done was telling this to Walter. She frowned.
– Damn, he is going to chew my head off for this one…
– YOU DID WHAT?
– Relax Walter, it's going to work out fine!
Hyael had found cover behind a chair. Walter had his garrotte set to cut her in pieces.
– You told me you were going to help me you crazy vampire! I don't see how the hell this is going to help me!
Hyael gulped. Damn, this was a guy in love and pissed. What was she thinking? She had never EVER seen Walter this pissed before. And that my friends, was something, considering that Hyael had seen him fight against the Millennium…
– She was jealous! – She yelled when she saw the monofilaments flying in her direction. She squirmed her eyes shut waiting for the impact, but it never came. She opened one eye slowly and looked at him. He was surprised.
– She was… jealous?
The little glint in his eyes showed her that he was happy about that.
She sighed, relieved.
– "Damn, I thought I was a goner!" Yes she was!
– So this might actually work?
– Yes, I think it will!
Walter looked at her, his eyes shining.
In this precise moment Alucard was coming in the kitchen.
Walter run to Hyael and hugged her.
– You crazy vamp! I love you!
– Hey Walter, go easy on the ribs! – She said chuckling.
– I could kiss you right now! – He said, smiling and letting go of her.
– Later love! – She said purring. Then she slapped his ass and said in a very sensuous voice. – So it's a date Hot Stuff!
He chuckled.
– Indeed Miss, it's a date!
He didn't even mind her slapping his ass: Seras liked him! And that was the only thing that mattered!
Alucard got out of the kitchen unnoticed.
And mislead.
Authoress Notes
Well, people, here's the chapter! Hope you enjoy! And remember, for next chapter; please press that lovely purple button and REVIEW!
CleoKat - /Looks around/ Hey Walter honey, where are you? Come here and say hello to the readers!
Dark Walter - /grunts something/
CK - /Gets up/ Where are you/Opens door of the bathroom where Walter is flossing with his wires/
DW - /Looks at CK/ What?
CK – Walter, that's not very hygienic, is it?
DW - /shrugs and continues flossing/ Whatever, I couldn't find yours!
CK - /slaps her forehead/
Don't say I'm mad. I already know that!
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