Miroku the Perv

by awg

Will the perverted monk AKA Miroku, ever learn not to touch wemon's butt's, especially Kagome's, when Inuyahsa is around? And will he ever stop bieng a perv period? You can find out in this humours fanfiction!

1. Default Chapter

Inuyasha:

"Miroku, the Perv"

By: Tyler A.

Chapter #1: "The Perv Is Back!"

It was a sunny and rather windy day in Feudal Japan. Kagome was visiting Inuyasha and the others as she usually does on the weekends. As night approaches the gang headed back into the village for it was suppertime. As everyone eats supper they talked about everything they could think of. Until finally everyone was done eating and as usual Kaedea was left to clean up.

So as usual after eating the gang set out for their normal nightly walk. And of course their nightly walk took forever because Miroku would always have to take a break. So it was a time for another break, so as the gang took a break, Miroku began his usual perverted tricks.

"Oh, Sango, why are you so hot/", uttered Miroku as he began to touch Sango's butt.

Inuyasha began to scream at Miroku, "I am going to kill you, you perverted, self-centered, bastard!"

"Bring it on dog boy!", replied Miroku

Just then Kagome stood up and began to scream at both Miroku, and Inuyasha.

"How about both of you shut your traps, and enjoy the view!", screamed Kagome

Miroku replied in a smart Alec tone, "How about no, bitch!"

Suddenly Inuyasha gave Miroku a bad lump on the head.

Inuyasha, "Whose the bitch now!"

Kagome started to get red in the face as she began to yell again, "SIT BOY!

Inuyasha began to utter as he got up and dusted himself off, "Damn it, Miroku, it's all your fault!"

Chapter #2: The Perv Is Back Part 2

Miroku stood angery as he mumbled under his breath, "Is not.."

Inuyasha stood angery as well, "What was that monk!"

Miroku started to mumble again, "Nothing, stupid!"

Inuyasha swung at Miroku , but Miroku doged, So a fight begun. Untill Kagome came walking into the room.

Kagome shook her head but didnot say anything, "..."

Inuyasha turned to the sky and acted like he was preying. But he wouldn't be preying for long because the evil words final came out, "Sit boy!". Inuyasha fell to the ground, as usuall. Apon dusting himself off and wiping the sweat off his eyebrow, Inuyasha walked off, As did Miroku.