After the big bust up last week which resulted in Randy smashing the T.V set over John's head all is now fine and they have made up. Right now there sitting together on the sofa.

"We need a new telly" Randy moaned

"We can't get one until the one you smashed on my head is payed off" John reminded, who now had a bandage on his head

"But im bored" Randy whined

"We could talk" John suggested

Randy jumped from his seat

"Im not falling for that again" Randy shouted

"What are you talking about?" John asked

"Last time we had a talk you tried to seduce me" Randy replied

"I did not" John shouted

"You touched my knee" Randy shouted

"I never" John shouted back

"You did" Randy shouted back to John

After several minutes of back and forth arguing, which only resulted in the two having a punch up, which Randy won by the way, the both were now back on the sofa.

"All right, let talk" Randy said

"Ok. Remember the time the president came round?" John asked

"I thought he never showed" Randy replied

"No he didn't, but he nearly did" John said

"I think it had something to do with the explosives we set off" Randy said

"You think, it was that which made go on the run remember" John replied

"Yea, still fun day" Randy said

(Flashback)

"Randy" John shouted. No reply

"Randy" John shouted again. Again no reply

"Randy" John shouted for a third time. This time there was a reply

"Yes"

"Come down here at once" John ordered

"No"

"Why?"

"Because, im all ready down" Randy replied, and came out of the fridge

"Why were you in the fridge?" John asked

"I went for some beer then couldn't be fucked to move" Randy replied

"Whatever. Now that your here i need your help, the president is coming round" John stated

"Is he?"

"Yes, i told you yesterday, the day before, in fact I've been telling you twice a day for the past five months" John replied

"Did you?" Randy asked confused

"Yes, where have you been these past five months?" John asked

"Drunk" Randy replied

"Look, that doesn't matter now, we have to get the place ready for the president" John said

"The president is coming round?" Randy asked confused

"Yes, i just said one minute ago" John shouted in reply

"Yes he did you fucker"

"What was that?" John shouted, Randy just surged "Have you been teaching the priest's parrot to swear?"

"No" Randy replied

"He has you bastard"

"Damn you bird" Randy shouted, and grabbed the bird cage and chucked it out the window

John just shook his head at Randy before shrugging it off"Anyway we need to get cleaning for the president visit" John said

"You mean the president is coming round?" Randy asked confused

John sighed in frustration "Yes, now we have to clean, which means you have to clean the toilet"

Randy face went to one of pure horror "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrggghhhh", after letting out that scream, Randy jumped out of the widow

John sighed in frustration again "why do i have to do everything myself"

With that, John walked to the table, picking up the paper which lay on it and preceded to read it

"Oh my god" John muttered to himself "we've won the lottery"

"We what" Randy shouted, who had just jumped back through the window

"Your back are you, honestly one sniff of money and you underwear's round your ankles"

Choosing to ignore John's comment, Randy asks again " Did i just hear you say we won the lottery?"

"Yes" John shouted excitedly, and handed Randy the paper and lottery ticket

"Yes, the New York whats up lottery" Randy said, after taking a closer look at the paper

"Phone them up and see how much we won" John orders, which Randy does "Oh god, i wonder how much it is ten million, twenty million"

"Ok, thank you" Randy said, and put the phone back down

"So how much did we win?" John asked excitedly

"One Dollar" Randy replied

"One Dollar" John shouted excitedly, then realized what Randy just said "One Dollar"

"Yes, you see the draw back in your plan is because we are the only people who read, or have ever read the New York whats up newspaper, we were of course the only one's to get a lottery ticket" Randy replied

"So all we win is a Dollar" John said

"Not quite" Randy replied

"Elaborate" John said, Randy just looked at him confused "Tell me what happened"

"Oh right, you see after admin cost's and a donation to charity, we come out with five cents, and we just spent ten cents finding that out" Randy answered

"Well forget that, we gotta clean the place for the president" John said

"What, you mean the president is coming round?" Randy asked

"Yes" John shouted "Now go clean the toilet, i got some detergent earlier today that i brought of an Iraqi, use that" John said, and handed Randy an orange bottle, which Randy opened and green gas seeped out of it

"Here it goes" Randy said, and left for the bathroom, there were noise's of liquid being pored and an explosion seconds later, seconds after that Randy returned.

"It's on the vigorous side isn't it" Randy said

"Is it clean" John asked

"Sort of" Randy replied

"Sort of?" John asked

"Yes you see it's decentergrated the toilet and the system and even the wall, you can see into the neighbor's now" Randy said, pointing out the damage

"I see, hello Mrs Backer...charming"

"Well what does it say on the bottle?" John asked

"Guaranteed to kill 99.9... of everything" Randy answered

"So what does it leave?" John asked

"The germs, bit fucked up there"

A few hours had now passed and everything was nearly ready

"Now you know the plan right?" John asked

"No" Randy replied

John let out a sigh of frustration "Why do i bother?. Anyway when the president drives past, we set of the explosives to get his attention, then moon him so he knows it's us"

"May i point out a slight concern about that plan" Randy asked

"No time, the presidents limo is at the top of the street" John said "Light the explosives"

Randy did so, and they went out the window with a huge bang. By the time the smoke from the explosion cleared, John and Randy were now mooning towards the president limo

"There the one's who set off the explosive, get them" An officer shouted

"Oh shit, Randy we better run" John said "Randy?" John turned just im time to see Randy run out the back door "Wait for me you bastard"

Sorry for the wait but it's finally here, i have one idea for now then im stopping this so i can work on something new.

Next up: It's Christmas Day, John and Randy celebrate Christmas, in their unusual way