Return to the Boarding House

"I cannot take you anywhere without you destroying something, can I?" Mystique stormed into the Brotherhood boarding house as the group followed behind her.

"Sure ya can. Just don't bring Lance, Pietro, or Babycakes, and it all works out, yo." Todd pointed out, hopping alongisde her.

"True. What trouble can a frog and a tub of lard cause?" she grumbled to herself.

"Did you just call me babycakes again, Todd?" Wanda glared at him.

"Um... no, Snookums. I mean, Cuddle bear! I mean, Lovebug! I mean-"

"Toad, just stop before she gets so mad there's nothin' left of ya," Pietro laughed. When Todd swiped at him, he easily dodged. "Too slow!"

"Well, I found therapy to be very helpful." Freddy grinned.

"What? They help you get over Harry?" Mystique rolled her eyes. Both Freddy's and Todd's eyes began to fill with tears.

"HARRY!" they cried in unison.

"Oh, you got them started. Thank you so much." Wanda grumbled.

"I'm not the one who trashed half a building because my therapist angered me." Mystique snarled.

"He was a bigoted idiot that needed to be taught a lesson! And you would've killed the guy and blown up the whole building! At least that Ausley idiot is only in the ICU." Wanda pointed out.

"Oh, wonderful for him!" Mystique glared at her.

"Is it time to go into hiding?" Todd asked softly. Lance nodded.

"What're you muttering about?" Wanda stared at them.

"Oh, I was just askin' Lance if we should go hide in the shelter we built in case you two ever had that time of month at the same time." Todd grinned. Pietro and Lance hit the back of his head.

"You idiot!" Lance grumbled.

"We weren't supposed to tell them! Women get all sensitive and these two'll kill us!" Pietro glared at him.

"Oh. Is that why it was a secret shelter?" Todd smiled.

"I believe we should run." Lance suggested, staring at the angry women.

"Great idea! Bye guys!" Pietro sped off toward the backyard.

"Wait up, yo!" Todd hopped after him. Lance stared at him. He then stared at the girls, whom were slowly advancing. Wordlessly, he took off.

"Uh... Just so you know, it was all Pietro's idea!" Freddy grinned, and ran toward the backyard. The girls exchanged a glance.

"Put aside our differences and kill them?" Wanda asked.

"Fine by me." Mystique hissed. They ran to follow them.

"They turned the storm shelter into a girl shelter?" Wanda stared. After a second of staring, they started pounding on the door.

"Yo... they found us..." Todd whispered.

"Gee, probably because this is the only place we could have hidden." Lance glared at him.

"We're doomed." Freddy sighed. Wanda hexed the door off.

"Oh boys..."

Okay. This was the last chapter for the Brotherhood. Now, next will come the Acolytes. Then the Misfits, courtesy of Red Witch's generosity, and then the revenge agaist the adults. Then, I'll redo the X-men. I most likely will do other stories in between and during. So... I think I may be busy for awhile...

Review replies:

Cat2fat900: Well... she and Mystique will destroy the boys. Yay destruction?

Crash Slayer: Why thank you! The Acolytes come next, and you know... It may be a few days, and other stories will be thrown around too. Maybe I can finish the therapy series by the end of the summer. That would be nice...

Red Witch: Well, Trinity or Wavedancer(most likely both.) will cause some major destruction during their sessions... Thanks for the Happy Birthday!

Dis Chick Digs Da Fuzzy Dude: Yes, Johnny-boy gets to play with the pretty fire. But he has to go last. Otherwise, the others don't get their therapy. And what fun will that be? Piotr's prolly gonna just sit there intimidatingly, and the therapist will either, a.) get bored and leave, b.) be disturbed by the silence and freak out, or c.) make Piotr angry somehow, and get squished. HOMGZ, FORESHADOWING!

Realtfarraige: Magneto comes in the very last fic, for the adults. He's forced into it. This should be fun. Thanks for the Happy Birthday!

EE's Skysong: I KNOW! IT MAKES ME SO- Better not let anyone think I need therapy. I mean... cuz...I don't... heh... Yeah, Wanda likes destruction... I think...

sheikgoddess: Yes. Lance is my favorite too. Hehehehe...

Thanks for reviewing! Review my upcoming stories. Dude, that was so not a subliminal message, and this isn't either...