Chapter 6 Yet Another Miracle
At the same time as Christine's mother died from superstition, another baby was entering the world. He poked his little, bald head out from his warm womb and shuddered. Nope. There was no way he was going out there. It was just too scary.
"Well, this is fun, but ta-ta. I'm goin' back in." he thought.
Suddenly two giant, pink hands grabbed him.
"Lemme go!" He thought, "I wanna go back to the womb!"
However, the hands had to intention of letting him go back in, and they quickly slid him out.
"Ooo! It's very bright here!" the newborn thought, "I will stare at all this wonderful light and gloat about how pretty it is. But, what is this? It appears I... can't... breathe! They, they cut my umbilical cord! They're tryin' to kill me! Waaaa!" And, just like Erik, he found that he no longer needed his umbilical cord to breathe.
"Oh, this is better." He thought, "My, how loud I am! I will increase the volume of my voice: WAAAAAAAAA!"
"Mybabyiscrying! Heisalright!" a woman who the infant recognized immediately as his mommy said.
"Hi mummy. I'm loud!" the baby thought, "Listen as I increase my volume once more: WAAAAAAAAA!"
"Ahmybabyis socute." His mommy cooed.
"Whatwillwename him?" a man who the baby recognized as his papa asked.
"Dow." His mommy said, "Dow Dobry Gordy Kornelius Raoul de Changy."
"What a horrible name!" Dow Dobry Gordy Kornelius Raoul de Changy thought.
"Whata horriblename!" his papa exclaimed, "Let's callhim Raoul."
"Youcan." Dow's mommy sniffed, "I'm callinghim Dowy."
"I hope that you will all call me Raoul, or I'll make your lives very loud." Dow thought angrily.
"Letussee whathe wants." His papa said, "Dow?"
"Waaaaaaa!" Dow screamed.
"Raoul?" his mommy asked.
"Goo." Dow cooed.
"Ha! Toldyouso!" hi papa laughed, snatching up Dow, (who was now Raoul,) and spinning him on the swivel chair.
"Stop!" Raoul's mommy shouted, "You'llswizzlehisnoodle!"
"I'm dizzy!" Raoul thought unhappily, "Now I must make a lot of noise. WAAAAAAA!"