Chapter 7 More About Fairie Soda
This chapter is more about fairie soda. All fairie soda is magic, and each flavor casts a different spell. Cherry causes beautiful hair, the ability to whistle with one's fingers in one's mouth, and telepathy. Blueberry causes dancing, the ability to cross one's eyes, and alchemy. Lime is good for swimming, unicorn catching, and finger games. Super-sweet is an evil kind that makes the drinker fat, ADD, and a good yodeler. Christine's soda was Sour-surprise. It caused her to sing like an angel, have magic dreams, and fall in love with a random dream boy.
The way fairie soda works is very magical. If you looked into a cup of fairie soda you would see that all the bubbles move in zig-zag directions. This means that when the soda is swallowed it gets all confused in the body and goes to the brain instead of the tummy. Then the magic sugars take root in the brain cells and grow little trees. These trees are so tiny that the strongest microscope cannot see them. The trees make flowers, and the flowers make magic dust. That is what causes the magic gifts.
You may ask, 'how do I know so much about fairie soda?' The answer is simple. I happen to be a fairie, and Toad-blood is my cousin. I was, in fact, one of the chief inventors of the drink, and Raspberry-razzmatazz is under my paten. (It causes strange story ideas, the ability to vibrate one's hand, and a love of owls.)