Thanks for the reviews! No really thank you. I LOVE YOU ALL! I don't love you in a sick way so don't get ideas like the ones you are thinking now.Enough of mindless dribble…here's Chapter 2!

One year has passed since I first met my dad and things have been good. Better than I had expected.

I was one of the last truly born Irkens. I was actually born not hatched out of a tube because of that I had no PAK. Most Irkens would die almost immediately if they had no PAK, but not me. Ever since I was little I thought of myself as an orphan, destined to be alone, or a loner as the humans call it. I think I might ever find my mother but father was pretty easy to find. I had asked one of the tallest if they could do DNA testing to see who I was related to , when the test came back, the tallest yelled out; "YOUR FATHER IS A MANIAC WHO NEARLY DESTROYED ALL LIFE AS HE KNOW IT!" So then I looked up maniac who almost destroyed life as we know it on the net and there he was.

I went to look for him on Foodcourtia, but then when I found his work place the manager known as Sizz-Lor told me he had escaped. And then he screamed out: "ZIM! I WILL GET YOU!" After that I got so freaked out that I ran away.

"Zel! Come to Zim!" said Zim yelling for me.

"Fine, all right, coming!" I yelled back. I met up with Dad in the lab. He stared at my outfit in disgust. "What?" I asked.

"We are trying to blend in with the dirty humans not stand out!" he said. I looked at my outfit, it looked OK to me. I was wearing a black and red t-shirt with a whole mess of earth rock bands' names on it and a pair of black pants with red and black earth shoes called Converse. What a weird name huh?

"I think it's ok." I said. I did blend in, sort of. Most people thought I was a Punk rocker with green skin.

"Or is it Ok?" he said.

"Yeah."I said.

"Or is it?"

"I said it was!"

"Oh, Ok.Now where is your wonderful disguise!" yelled Zim.

"In my room." I said. My room, I wish. I had to share a room with Gir, which was all right except when he had a dream about dancing weenies and ended up screaming all night.

"Ok, I need you to go out and get some more paste from the earth store." he said as he handed me a hundred earth monies.

"Paste only cost 1-" I stopped. Paste only costed a dollar, but if I kept my mouth shut I'd have 99 earth monies to spend on myself. "I mean...do you think this is enough?"

"What do you take me for? An idiot?" He said. We stared at each other for the longest time.

"Oh..." I finally said to break the silence. "You wanted an answer to your question." Zim just made a weird face and sent me off to the store. I first ran to my room/Gir's room to put on my disguise. It was a fairly simple disguise just black colored contacts and brown long hair. As I raced for the door I heard Gir yelling.

"WAFFLES!" Gir yelled giggling. I smiled and promised to buy him some waffles at the store. I walked as I would normally through the driveway when suddenly a big-headed boy tackled me to the ground.

"Zim, I've got you now!"

"Dib! It's me Zel!" I yelled pushing him off.

"Oh...sorry. You know you should really wear nametags." he said.

Dib, another thing Zim- I mean Dad didn't agree on. He was my best friend, but Zim always said that he was using me to learn about his "ingenious" plans. I didn't want anything to do with taking over earth so Dib left me alone and didn't blow the secret.

"Dib, if I wore a nametag, you wouldn't read it and we'll still have this problem." I said pushing him off.

"Ha-ha. Very funny. Anyway, what are You doing out so late?" he asked me.

"Dad wants me to by anti-water stuff.I think you call it paste."

"Zim? Paste? So that's how my plan got ruined."

"Whatever. I had my fill of you and Zim's 'adventures'." I said.

"Yeah. Well- Zel- Can I come along? To the store I mean."

"Sure." Dib and I talked all the way to the store.And by that I mean that Dib mostly talked. In Irken years I was about his age but in earth years I'm way older than any human I know. Despite us being the same age he was way taller than me, but most Irken don't get to be too tall anyways.

Once inside the store I grabbed the paste and some waffle mix for Gir and paid the service human 5 dollars. I walked Dib to his house , if I took him to the base Zim would give this giant lecture about humans that would bore you to death. I waved goodbye as Dib as he entered his home then I sprinted to the base.

Dib's, I don't know, view? Dib's point of view:

I waved goodbye to Zel and ran into house. I couldn't believer that Zel was Zim's daughter. She was so unlike him. I threw away the thought and ran upstairs into my room. I sat around for a while then decided to call Agent Darkbootie.

"What is it now, Mothman?"

"Nothing, I just learned that not all aliens are planning to take over the earth." I said.

"Not again. This isn't about Zim, again, isn't it? Leave that kid alone."

"But he's an alien!And he's not what I'm talking about."

"Who is it then?"

"I have found an alien female, that has no desire to destroy the earth."

"A female? Aren't you a little young?"

"Shut up."

"What's its name?"

"Her name is Zel."

"Zel? That's a weird name. Do you want me to check info on her? You know just to make sure she isn't a vampire or a werewolf?" said Agent Darkbootie laughing.

I grew frustrated. He didn't believe me. No one believed me. "Goodbye, Agent." I said hanging up.

Agent Darkbootie POV:

"Hey, Mothman! I guess he hung up. Stupid naive boy. I guess I could do him a favor and check out info on this girl. He has to know what he's getting into." I said. I quickly typed Zel into a special computer. That computer let's you have information of everyone on earth. From hair color to income, even criminal records. I was surprised when it came out negative. According to the computer, she didn't exist. I typed it in again. The same results.There was only 3 explanations, one, the computer is broken. Two, Zel might just be a nickname and not a real name. Or three, she wasn't from this planet.

I grew interested. Then out of curiosity, I typed in Zim. There were some results but none matched the pictures of him that Dib sent me. There was only way to find out if they are from this world, and that is to go there and find out for myself.

School's out, YAY! Sorry it took long to update, I wrote this chapter a long time ago, but my brother accidentally erased it and I felt too lazy to write it again, but I did! Now I know to always keep backup copies. I should update in a few days. Thank you for reading and please review!