I am terribly sorry for the delay. But the button I pressed wasn't a fun button.

Long story short, I have a new camcorder. MUWAHAHAAHA!

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The Cases

Interview Three: Kouga

by: bs

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Hi.

"Erm... hi...?"

This is the first actor that I've contacted that has actually WILLINGLY come forward for an interview! Awww... the pwoor sexxhay wolfie boy doesn't have much publicity these days doesss he?

"...are you talking to me?"

Hi!

"...there's something wrong with this picture."

Your mom's wrong.

So how do you feel knowing that the Kagome you crushed on the set of Inuyasha is actually in real life, a LESBIAN?

"...WHAT?"

Oh... by that reaction I'm assuming you haven't seen the latest episode of Operah...

"...do you mean Oprah?"

All the bigshot networks are the same dealio Kouga dearie...

"...you're confusing me."

As are you... as is your mom...

So... how does it feel to be a woman?

"...I'm leaving."

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The camera is dropped to the floor roughly, and all that is seen is the leg of the chair Kouga was sitting on.

In the background, however...

DON'T LEAVE PRECIOUSES! DON'T LEAVES USSSSS!

"GET OFF ME YOU PYSCHO BITCH!"

Fine! You're just like the rest of them! It seems that the interviewerladythingplant burst into tears. Leave me! Leave me for the money, the fame the glory! Just leave you heartless bastard!

"...hey! Stop crying! You're nuts! Crazy people shouldn't cry!"

Baasssssssstaaaaaaaaarddddddddddddd...

"...oh my gawd. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT WRENCH!"

A loud clanking noise is heard, and the camcorder is righted up. It zooms to the other side of the room, near the door.

Kouga seemed to be laying unconscious on the ground, with a wrench near him.

Then staticy noise appeared out of nowhere.

Zpshhh... pzhsh... we're experiencing technical difficulties... this interview (as the other two. pshsss..) shall have to be opshh... pshh... arkansas... continued at a later pshhh... boob... interval.

The camera shuts off, leaving the world to wonder what is going to happen to Kouga.

AN: Yes. Short. But I just remembered I had this ficcy. ha ha ha. I love this ficcy. It lets me be random. Ha ha ha... :D Next chapter.. prolly will be Kouga... awakened. :D

KOUGA RETURNS! DUN DUN DUN...! hahaha... but i'm spastic. NO PROMISES!