First of all, I'd like to thank everyone for their reviews. It makes me feel so loved.

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Side note: If you didn't already know, Malik=Malik, and Yami Marik= Marik. And of course Sugoroku is Yugi's grandpa. Oh, and I also own nothing from the movie Tarzan. (I know that's kinda giving some stuff away, but oh well."

Arrival at the Campsite

"Well, here we are," Sugoroku said, pulling into a parking lot that appeared to be in the middle of nowhere.

Bakura stared at the millions of trees that stood before him. "Oh dear Ra..."

"I know," Ryou said through their mind link. "We're in for a trip."

"See ya Grandpa!" Yugi called as his grandpa slowly pulled out of the parking lot.

"Have fun!" Sugoroku called back, before taking off down the street.

"Wait, what about the supplies?" Ryou asked.

"Oh don't worry," Yugi insisted. "Everything has already been taken care of."

Bakura and Ryou exchanged looks. "Riiiiiiiiight."

Suddenly, a blue convertible pulled up in the parking lot.

"Hey guys," Mai Valentine greeted casually. "Looks like you guys are going to have quite a time."

"This is the campsite?" Joey asked, getting out of the passengers seat.

"Of course this isn't the campsite," Yugi answered.

"Good," Joey gave a sigh of relief.

"The campsite is about a four mile hike into the woods," Yugi finished smiling.

"WHA?" Joey facefaulted onto the hard concrete.

"Ouch, that's gotta hurt," Tristin said as he stepped over Joey, and over to Yugi.

"Are you okay, Joey?" Serenity asked, kneeling down next to him.

"Oh yes Serenity," Joey said sarcastically. "I just dropped a quarter and was trying to pick it up with my face."

"Oh, okay," Serenity said, and happily walked over to the rest of the gang.

"Is it just me, or has she been hanging around the pharaoh for too long?" Bakura whispered to Ryou.

"I think she has," Ryou replied. "Either that or that eye operation did some permanent damage to her brain cells."

"Hey, are you guys talking about me?" Yami asked.

"Actually for once we're talking about Serenity," Bakura answered.

"Oh, well that's okay then," Yami said energetically. "Not to mention a first!"

"Well, I'll see you guys later," Mai called as she got into her car.

"See ya Mai," Joey called, waving. "This time try not to get pulled over for speeding!"

Mai grinned at him. "Not possible!" She went speeding out of the parking lot; several police cars already behind her.

No sooner than she had left, Malik and Marik came riding up on their motorcycle.

"Hey guys," Malik greeted. "Hi Malik and Marik," The rest of the gang said in unison.

"Are you guys ready for camping?" Tea asked.

Obviously, Malik and Yami Malik didn't realize that Tea was coming on this little outing, because they both exclaimed, "You mean I have to put up with her the whole weekend!?"

Everyone stared at them.

"Uh, did we just say that out loud?" Malik asked.

"Yep," His yami replied. "Judging by the fact that everyone's staring at us, I'd say we did."

Everyone else continued to stare.

"So," Malik decided to make everyone forget what they said. "Where are the cabins?"

"What cabins?" Yugi asked.

Malik raised an eyebrow. "Um, the cabins that we're going to be sleeping in?"

"You guys, this is a camping trip," Yugi said smiling. "We're sleeping in a tent."

"A TENT!?!" Everyone but Yugi exclaimed.

"Yeah," Yugi said as though this was the most obvious thing in the world. "We're going to pitch a tent up in the middle of the woods."

"Well, how exactly am I supposed to get my motorcycle out there?" Malik asked.

"Oh you won't have to worry about that," Yugi assured. "Because your motorcycle is staying right here in the parking lot."

Marik's body went ridged, and he started to twitch slightly.

"Malik?" Yugi waved a hand in front of his face. "Are you okay?"

"My motorcycle...alone in parking lot...whole weekend..." Malik said faintly through is twitching.

"Is he gonna be okay?" Ryou asked, walking up to him, and poking him on the shoulder.

"Oh he's fine," Marik assured. "He's just having a mental breakdown."

"Okay," Ryou took a few steps away from him. "If you say so."

"Now all we have to do is wait for Kaiba and Mokuba to get here," Yugi said, glancing at the cars passing by.

"I still can't believe Kaiba would just willingly come on this camping trip with us," Joey said. "I mean, does he realize that he's giving up all forms of technology for the whole weekend?"

Suddenly screams of, "MY TECHNOLOGY!" could be heard from a distance.

"Well, I guess that means that he's close by," Bakura said, stating the obvious.

However, Kaiba's shouts weren't the only ones to be heard.

Another voice was yelling, "WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!?!"

"Well, I guess the bus driver is starting to get slightly on the annoyed side," Joey remarked. The rest of the group nodded.

The screams kept getting louder and louder until finally the bus pulled up.

"FINALLY!" The bus diver exclaimed.

The doors opened to reveal Kaiba grasping onto a bus seat, and a VERY angry bus driver trying to pry him off.

Kaiba was now screaming something along the lines of, "NO I'M NOT GETTING OF THIS BUS UNTIL YOU TAKE ME BACK TO KAIBA CORP.!"

It was hard to tell exactly what he was saying; well shouting, because his shouts were being mixed in with the bus driver's shrieks of, "IF YOU DON'T GET OFF THIS BUS IN THE NEXT TWO SECONDS, I'LL FEED YOU TO THE PIRANHAS!"

Kaiba stopped struggling for a second to say, "There aren't any piranhas around here."

The bus driver blinked for a moment. "Oh yeah, they're native to South America."

"You got that off of the movie Tarzan!" Kaiba accused.

The bus drivers' face went slightly pink. "So, is it a crime for a fifty-two year old bus driver to watch Tarzan!?!"

Kaiba shook his head. "No, it's just plain freaky." Then he added, "You're only fifty-two?"