Once again, I'd like to thank everyone for their reviews. I also noticed there were some questions in the reviews, and I'll answer a few of them. First of all, I thought about having Duke go along on the camping trip, but I decided not to. Instead, I think he might come into the story a little later. (That's a BIG might, buy the way) Also, to whoever asked if Mokuba was coming too, yes he is. I included him in the second chapter and in the rest of the chapters. Anyway, onward with the fan fic. CHARGE! random people blink Hehehe...just kidding.

A Hiking We Will Go

"Well, know that everyone's here, we can head out to the campsite," Yugi said after getting over his shock about the Kaiba and the bus driver incident.

"Where's this camp site exactly?" Bakura asked.

"Oh, it's not that far," Yugi insisted. "We should be there in about two hours."

"TWO HOURS!?!" The group screamed.

"Uh...is that a problem?" Yugi asked innocently.

Everyone else just sighed.

"Let's get this over with," Kaiba muttered to himself.

"Hang on a sec," Joey said. He reached into his bag, and pulled out a Davy Crocket uniform. Carefully, he slid it over his clothes. "I'm ready!"

"Hey, I know who he is!" Yami screamed, jumping up and down. "He's George Washington! Am I right!?"

Yugi smacked his forehead. "Yes Yami, you're right."

"Goodie!" Yami exclaimed. "Now let's get going."

"Goodbye my precious motorcycle," Malik sobbed, throwing his arms around the thing. "I'll come back for you."

"Oh please," Marik snapped. Grabbing Malik by the collar, he dragged him into the trees.

"Don't forget me!" Malik screamed before he was completely consumed by the trees.

(Ten minutes later...)

"Can I kill him yet?!" Seto practically screamed.

Malik had been sobbing on his yami's shoulder ever since they left the parking lot.

"For the thousandth time, NO!" Yugi shouted. "He'll get over his motorcycle after a while."

"I'm not talking about Malik," Seto snapped.

Yugi looked up at him. "You're not?"

"No you baka, I'm talking about your stupid yami."

Along with Malik's sobbing, Yami had also been asking, "Are we there yet?" every ten seconds.

"I've tried, but it's no use Kaiba, he's already dead," Yugi replied.

"Darn it!" Kaiba screamed, stomping his foot.

"I know," Yugi sighed. "That's what I thought when I found out I couldn't kill him."

"Seto, my feet are killing me, can I have a ride?" Mokuba asked.

"We've only been walking for ten minutes!" Kaiba exclaimed.

"Pleeeeeeeeeease Seto?" Mokuba asked again, this time unleashing the...PUPPY DOG FACE!

"Okay, okay, I'll give you a ride," Kaiba gave in; knowing that he didn't stand a chance when his brother used the puppy dog face.

"YES!" Mokuba jumped onto Kaiba's back. "You're the best, Seto."

"Don't mention it," Kaiba replied through clenched teeth.

"Hey Kaiba, my feet hurt too, will you give me a ride?" Joey begged.

"Not of your life or mine, Wheeler," Kaiba answered, glaring.

"Awww. That sucks," Joey said. "Oh well, I'll just have someone else give me a ride."

He glanced around the group.

At first he thought about Marik, but he already had to carry his ever-sobbing hikari.

Then Joey thought about Serenity, but he wasn't going to torture her since this was her first camping trip with the group. And besides, she already had to carry Tristin. (A/N: I know I didn't mention anything like that, but just go along anyway.)

Finally, he decided on the perfect person.

Without warning, he broke into a running leap, and jumped on Bakura's back.

"GAH!" Bakura screamed as he ran around in circles. "Something's attacking me! Get it off! GET IT OFF!"

"Calm down yami, it's just Joey," Ryou said as though this were the most obvious thing in the world.

"Then get him off before I trap him in the shadow realm!" Bakura continued to scream.

Ryou just sighed. "Joey, will you please get off my yami, before he traps you in the shadow realm?"

"But my feet hurt," Joey complained.

"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?!" Bakura yelled. "BESIDES WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? THE PONY EXPRESS!?!"

"I thought that that was the people who delivered the mail in the old days," Tristin said, scratching his chin.

"FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, I DON'T CARE!" Bakura shrieked.

"Okay, okay already!" Joey said. "I'm getting off." Slowly, he slid off of Bakura.

"THANK YOU!" Bakura exclaimed. "Now can we please get to the campsite before I go insane and kill you all!?!"

"Don't you mean before you loose what's left of your sanity?" Marik asked.

Bakura glared at him. "Oh shut up! At least MY hikari isn't crying like a baby."

"Hey!" Malik shouted, no longer crying. "I am not a baby."

"Could of fooled me," Bakura said sarcastically.

"Oh shut up!" Malik stomped his foot.

"Oh great, now your going to have a temper tantrum," Bakura smirked. "Marik, you really should teach your hikari how to grow up."

"Grrrrrrrrr," Malik was shaking in anger. "DIE BAKURA!"

He tackled Bakura in the middle of the woods.

"CAT FIGHT!" Yami screamed excitedly.

"Sadly Malik, like Yami, Bakura is already dead, so he won't die," Ryou told him.

"HA!" Marik exclaimed. "You should be more concerned about how YOUR hikari acts instead of mine."

"RYOU!" Bakura glared at him.

"What? I was just telling the truth," Ryou said innocently.

Bakura and Malik continued to fight.

"Can we just leave them there?" Kaiba asked, with a whine in his voice.

"Why not?" Yugi shrugged. "They'll catch up eventually."

The group started to walk away, leaving Bakura and Malik behind.

"I'LL TEACH YOU TO CALL ME A BABY!" "BRING IT ON, TOMB KEEPER!" "DIE TOMB ROBBER!"

Malik and Bakura's screaming could be heard for miles.

"Alright, that does it!" Malik exclaimed. "Marik, banish him to the shadow realm!"

There was no answer.

"Marik?" Malik looked around and realized that his yami was no where to be found.

Confused, Malik turned to Bakura. "Hey, where'd my yami go?"

"I don't know; where'd my hikari go?" Bakura asked, noticing that Ryou had disappeared too.

"Where'd everyone go?" Malik asked. "You don't think they were eaten by something, do you?" He added worriedly.

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard," Bakura snapped. "Nothing would be able to eat that baka pharaoh without spitting him out in a matter of seconds."

"Hey, they left a note tacked to that tree," Malik pointed.

Bakura grabbed the note and read it out loud.

Dear Malik and Bakura,

We were all getting tired of you guys arguing, and since we were getting bored, we decided to leave you stranded in the middle of the woods, and hope that you'd somehow miraculously find your way to the campsite. Happy trails!

Your friends,

...well, you know who we are.

Bakura and Malik glared at the letter and then looked at each other.

After a few minutes, they both said "They are so dead when we catch up to them."