Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or Fairly Odd Parents

Author Notes: This is another drabble, it ends abruptly and all that other stuff, and I know it's short. ;;; Also, I understand that the first two lines are from Fairly Odd Parents. --;;

Chocolate Ninja

It was dark. Zoro was in his towel when the ninjas attacked. They came from no where, literally. He was on a ship in the middle of the ocean, and ninjas were coming at him from the left, the right, above, and below. All of they were throwing plastic ninja stars, making 'whoosh'ing sounds with their mouths and tackling the almost naked swordsman.

"Ahh! What the fuck? Where are all of you coming from?" Zoro cried as he smacked at all the ninjas.

"Whoosh," went one of the ninja, leaping onto his back and dragging him to the ground. "Whooosh!"

"Oh, just shut the fuck up! I should seriously-" The swordsman's words were cut by a gag that had suddenly been thrown into his mouth. The ninjas moved quickly, tying him up and dragging him down into the shadows in their secretive, shinobi-like way.

Since Zoro was still struggling, they beamed him on the head a few times. Soon, he was sleeping like a baby. Well, as much like a baby as one can get when they've been hit over the head, gagged, tied up, and carried off into the darkness.

The swordsman awoke a few hours later to a headache and a dark room. Glaring at nothing in particular, Zoro crossed his arms and pouted slightly, glad to at least have the cover of darkness to hide his rather pathetic attempt at rebelling against the conditions he was currently in.

Suddenly, a door opened and a great, bright beam of light seared through the room, making Zoro wince and weakly move his hand in front of his eyes to shield himself from the blinding light. There was a dark silhouette standing in the doorway, but because of the lighting the swordsman couldn't make out any details. The silhouette threw a bar of something at his feet, then the room, light and door disappeared, taking the silhouette with them and leaving Zoro sitting on his own bed, looking at the bar of whatever laying at the foot of his bed.

He stared at the bar for a few moments, then crawled to the edge of the bed so he could read the label on it.

"Hershey . . ." the green haired man read along, tearing open the wrapping to view the insides.

Chocolate. Ninjas had abducted him, knocked him out, thrown him in a room, and finally given him chocolate. Shrugging a taking a huge bite of the tasty candy, Zoro got up to go find something to get rid of his killer headache.

Walking out into the hallway, he saw Sanji heading back to his own room from the bathroom. The cook stopped and looked at the candy bar in his friend's hand before looking the swordsman in the eye.

"Where'd you get the chocolate?"

Zoro shrugged, "Found it."