Well, I'm back yet again with another chapter of pure destruction and chaos! But before I say anything else, I really have to say, I LOVE MY REVIEWERS!! Hugs You are the best people in the world! I guess now would be the perfect time to continue thanking all of my great reviewers….
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Sleeping Arrangements
"My dress," Yami sobbed as he watched his beloved dress being put up as a tent. "WHY!? Oh why is life so cruel and unfair!?"
"Will you get over the tent already!?" Kaiba yelled, really starting to get ticked off.
"But…but," Yami started to sniffle. "I was going to sleep in it."
"You can," Yugi said. "Just not as a dress."
Yami's face, which had brightened visibly when Yugi said he could sleep in the tent, fell when Yugi finished his sentence.
"Who is going to sleep in that tent anyway?" Téa asked.
"Yeah, now that we got the tents set up, we need to figure out who's sleeping where," Ryou added.
"Here," Serenity came around and gave everyone a torn piece of paper that was folded. "I wrote numbers on those from 1-4 and I've gone around and labeled the tents 1-4. Open up the papers and whatever number you have, that's the tent you'll be sleeping in."
"Wow, maybe you do have some common sense," Malik muttered. He slowly opened his paper and the number 3 was on it.
"What number did you get?" Bakura asked.
"I got 3," Malik held out the paper. "What'd you get?"
"I got 1," Bakura answered.
"So did I," Came Kaiba's voice.
"Then that must mean that there's only one other person that has the number 1." Bakura glanced around the group.
"Although I really don't like you Kaiba, I guess it's better than having to share a tent with…"
Bakura was cut off by Yami's voice saying, "Yes! I got a 1! I'm number 1!"
"…the pharaoh," Bakura finished his sentence with a groan.
Kaiba walked over to a random tree and started to bang his head on it while saying, "I hate my life."
"Seto," Mokuba came up to his brother. "This isn't fair, I have to share a tent with the dog," He complained.
"Oh great," Joey said. "I've got to share a tent with Kaiba's runt brother."
BANG!
Mokuba kicked Joey hard in the knee. (A/N: Go Mokuba!)
"OUCH!" Joey fell over in pain. "That hurt!"
"That's the whole point," Mokuba snapped, glaring at Joey.
"Why I ought to…" Joey never got to finish his sentence because at that moment, Kaiba came over and grabbed him by the neck.
"You ought to shut your big mouth before I rip it off your face!"
Kaiba let go of Joey and went back to banging his head on the tree.
Bakura decided to join him.
A few minutes later, Yami came over to chat with his tent mates.
"And we're going to stay up late, and tell ghost stories, and play truth or dare, and have a pillow fight, and roast marshmallows, and…"
"How about we just roast him instead?" Bakura muttered to Kaiba.
"If only," Kaiba sighed in return.
Then he turned to Yami. "You are so sleeping outside tonight."
"Oh yeah," Bakura agreed.
He sighed before saying, "Well, I guess I'd better see who my hikari is sharing a tent with."
He turned and walked off to find Ryou.
"Yeah, and I'm going to see who else Mokuba is sharing a tent with," Kaiba said quickly, and took off running; leaving Yami standing there alone.
Yami blinked for a few minutes before sighing and saying, "I miss George."
Meanwhile, Bakura had found Ryou standing next to Malik and Marik. Both hikaris looked like they were going to die.
"So, who do you have the pleasure of sharing a tent with?" Bakura asked.
Instead of getting a simple yes or no for an answer, Ryou threw himself down at Bakura's feet and started screaming, "OH JUST KILL ME NOW!"
Bakura blinked in shock.
So did Marik as he watched his hikari do the exact same thing.
"Uh, are you okay?" Bakura asked, quirking an eyebrow.
Ryou looked up at him as though he was mental. "Do you think that I would have told you to kill me if everything was okay!?"
"What's wrong?" Marik asked in shock.
"We have to…" Malik began.
"Share a tent with…" Ryou continued.
"TÉA," They both finished dramatically.
Everyone gasped at that remark.
"OH NO!" Tristan screamed. "Anything but that!"
"Oh the humanity!" Joey wailed.
Bakura gave him a strange look. "Do you morons even know what we're talking about?"
"No, not really," Joey answered.
"Yeah," Tristan added. "We just heard Téa's name, so we knew it had to be something bad."
The others murmured similar excuses as to why they had gasped.
"We have to share a tent with her!" Ryou and Malik leaned on each other, and began to bawl their eyes out.
"Why does this have to happen to us?" Malik sobbed.
"Oh I don't know," Serenity answered. "Just lucky I guess."
"You set this up didn't you!?" Ryou and Malik accused.
"Not on purpose," Serenity said quickly. "But I did have to put someone with her."
"So who are you sharing a tent with?" Malik asked.
"Uh…Tristan and Yugi," Serenity answered.
"I KNEW IT!" Ryou exclaimed. "You did set this whole thing up!"
"Uh…no I didn't?" Serenity shrugged.
"You're a terrible liar, you know that?" Malik glared.
"I say we tie her to a tree and use her as a piñata!" Ryou yelled.
"Oh goodie, I'll get the rope," Malik started to go over to his backpack, when Bakura stopped him.
"Hey, just be glad you don't have to share a tent with the pharaoh," Bakura said dully.
"You have to?" Ryou asked.
Bakura nodded, glaring. "So does Kaiba."
Ryou and Malik looked at each other before bursting out in laughter.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT!?" Bakura screamed.
"You and Kaiba have to share a tent with Yami!" Ryou laughed.
"That's hilarious!" Malik snickered. "How on earth is that 'hilarious'!?" Bakura asked/yelled.
"Oh calm down Bakura," Marik said casually. "You'll at least get some good knife throwing practice."
"Who are you sharing a tent with, by the way?" Bakura asked.
"Oh, Joey and Mokuba," Marik answered.
"Oh great," Mokuba groaned, overhearing that statement. "Now I have to share a tent with a dog AND a psychopath."
"Sounds like you're in for a fun night," Tristan said.
"Oh yeah," Mokuba sighed. "I can hardly wait."
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Here's the list of who's sleeping where if you couldn't figure it out.
Tent 1: Yami, Seto, and Bakura
Tent 2: Serenity, Tristan, and Yugi
Tent 3: Tea, Malik, and Ryou
Tent 4: Joey, Mokuba, and Marik