Hello again! I, Silverwitch07, am back with another new chapter that is full of destruction and psychotic mayhem! Wow, my two favorite things! Hehehe, just kidding. I like chaos and madness a lot better! Lol. Anywho, before I begin, I have to thank more of my reviewers as always….

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(A/N: Sorry it took me so long to update. I went faster for a while, but now I guess I'm going back to my slow pace. I promise I'll try and speed it up again!)

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Attack of the Chipmunks

After crying a total of about four hours, the group somehow managed to pull themselves together.

"Man, I didn't realize how late it was getting out here," Joey remarked as he watched the now setting sun. "I guess it'd be about time to start a campfire or somethin'."

"FIRE!" Bakura and Marik exclaimed excitedly.

"No fires for you two," Ryou said sternly.

"Yeah, especially after what happened the last time you bakas got your hands on flammable objects," Malik added.

(Flashback)

(At Malik's house)

"Marik, what is that?" Malik asked, glancing at the rather large object in his Yami's hands. "Um, I believe it's called a flamethrower," Marik answered, turning it in his hands, looking for the 'on' button. "Oh, okay," Malik said, and walked into the living room. "Wait…A FLAMETHROWER!" He ran back into the room just in time to see his yami set the kitchen table on fire. "Yami what did you do!?!" Malik screamed in alarm. "Uh, I think I just set the table on fire…COOL!" Marik ran around the burning table while doing an Indian-like war dance. "Isis is going to kill me," Malik thought to himself, as he ran up to try and grab hold of his yami's shirt. Marik just laughed like a maniac and ran out the door.

(At Ryou's house)

"Bakura give me that flamethrower right now!" Ryou shouted at his yami, who had somehow also gotten his hands on a flamethrower. "Never!" Bakura cried insanely. "Burn! Must burn house to the ground!" "Oh crap," Ryou muttered. "Well, seeing as how I'm not going to be able to stop him, I might as well save what few possessions I own that actually are meaningful to me." He quickly ran upstairs, and grabbed three things: his Change of Heart card, his Madonna poster, and his "I'm going to destroy Téa because no one else has yet and I want to get credit for it" plan. Then, quickly dashing down the stairs, he ran out of the house, just as he heard Bakura scream, "Down with the couch! Down with the coffee table! Down with everything!!!"

(Later, in a random park type thing)

Both looking back at their now burning houses, Malik and Ryou didn't notice the other running straight at the other, and ended up colliding with a crash. "Ouch…oh hey Malik," Ryou said when he realized who it was. "Sorry, I didn't see you." "That's okay," Malik replied. "I'm sorry too. I was a little preoccupied with my burning house." "Me too," Ryou remarked. "Really?" Malik asked. "Did your yami by any chance get his hands on a flamethrower?" Bakura's voice could be heard from a distance, cackling evilly. "I'll take that as a yes," Malik sighed, answering his own question. "So, while our yamis destroy our houses, how about we go to the arcade?" Ryou suggested. "Sounds good to me," Malik answered. The two hikaris walked off to the arcade, while their yami's mad laughter could be heard echoing off of every wall, car, building, or any other solid object. "Hey, let's go burn Kaiba's house next!" Bakura shouted when he and Marik met up after burning their hikari's houses. "Yeah, that should be fun!" Marik exclaimed.

(End flashback)

"Where'd you guys get those flamethrowers, anyway?" Ryou asked.

"E-bay," Bakura and Marik replied simply.

"Figures," Malik muttered. "I knew teaching you how to use the internet was a bad idea!"

"Well, whether you guys can use fire or not, we're still going to need a campfire," Yugi said. "So, let's all go and find some firewood."

"Yippee Skippy," Kaiba said sarcastically. "Exactly what I wanted to do after my cell phone got crushed, and my business deal lost."

"You too?!" Yami asked excitedly.

"Oh someone just shoot me now!" Kaiba screamed. "Anyone, just shoot me now!"

Suddenly, a pinecone came flying out of nowhere, and hit Kaiba directly on the head. The group all stared at the stunned CEO, as they watched him blink in shock.

"Uh Seto," Mokuba began awkwardly. "…did you just get hit in the head with a pinecone?"

Seto bent down to pick up the rather large, brown, pokey item that had hit him, while beginning to turn it around in his fingers, still bewildered.

"Yes Mokuba," Seto replied after a moment of shock. "I believe the evidence suggests that I did."

"Who threw it at him, though?" Téa asked.

The group looked at each other.

"Joey…"

"Hey, as much as I'd love to take credit for it, I didn't throw the pinecone," Joey held up his hands. "Honest."

"Then who…"

A sudden rustle in the bushes caught their attention.

"Hey, did you hear that?" Serenity asked, grabbing onto Joey's arm.

Another rustle is heard.

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Marik screamed hysterically, jumping onto Mokuba's back.

"Hey, get off-," Mokuba fell over onto Yami's feet; unable to hold up Marik.

"AIEEEEEEEEE!" Yami screamed like a girl and jumped about a foot in the air, and into Kaiba's arms; screaming hysterically, "Save me Kaiba!"

"As if," Kaiba snapped, quickly holding Yami in front of himself as a human shield. "You're not the one who got attacked with a pinecone. And besides," he added. "I hate you."

"You're so mean Kaiba," Yami sniffled.

"And you're so retarded," Kaiba replied.

"Save me Yugi!" Téa screamed frantically. She quickly ducked down behind him.

"Uh Téa, I think Yugi's a little to short to be hiding behind," Tristan said. "See, you gotta hide behind someone like Serenity, who is taller than 4 ft. 3."

"Hey," Yugi snapped, glaring at Tristan.

"You mean like how you are hiding behind her?" Téa raised an eyebrow.

"Exactly," Tristan nodded, hiding behind Serenity, who was cutting off her brothers' circulation by squeezing his arm so tight.

"I'll show you 4 ft. 3," Yugi muttered, and tackled Tristan.

"Okay this is ridiculous," Bakura snapped. "I guess I'm the only brave soul left, seeing as how everyone else is hiding behind each other and-"

He was cut off by the sudden SNAP of a twig.

"Save me Ryou!" Bakura dove behind Ryou, who was already hiding behind Malik.

"If you're the only brave soul we have left Bakura, then we're all doomed," Marik said plainly, obviously overhearing Bakura's previous comment.

"Yeah, well at least I didn't jump into the arms of a 12 year old; who you are squishing just so you know," Bakura snapped back. (A/N: I'm not exactly sure how old Mokuba is, but 12 seems like a good age to me.)

"Oh sorry," Marik said, getting off of Mokuba, who's face was now implanted into the ground.

"That's okay," Came the muffled reply.

"Hey, where's Mokuba?" Seto asked, suddenly realizing that his brother was missing.

"Uh, I think Marik squashed him," Yami the Human Shield replied.

"WHAT!?!"

Seto ran over to where Marik was standing, and grabbed him by the shirt.

"What did you do to my brother!?"

"Uh, can I take the 5th on that question?" Marik asked semi-innocently.

"I'm down here Seto," Mokuba's muffled voice answered.

Seto quickly pulled up Mokuba, who had a face full of dirt.

"Are you okay?" Seto asked, brushing his brother off.

"Yeah, other than the fact that I just got flattened by a psychopath who jumped into my arms when he heard that rustle in the bushes," Mokuba answered.

"Good," Seto replied. The CEO then turned his gaze to Marik, and began to death glare at him.

"Uh, I just remembered," Marik began nervously "I have to go and, um, walk my grandma's dog, so see ya!"

He ran as fast as he could behind Malik.

"Hey, why am I in the front?" Malik asked, just suddenly realizing that Bakura, Ryou, and his Yami were all behind him.

"Because if another pinecone comes flying out at us, we won't get hit with it," Bakura answered simply. "And by 'we', I mean Ryou, Marik, and I."

"What about me?" Malik asked angrily.

"Well, chances are you're going to get hit in the head with a pinecone," Marik answered, stating the obvious.

Malik smacked his forehead. "Oh never mind, I'm not even going to argue."

"Hey, what's that?" Serenity asked suddenly. She pointed a finger at a large shadow on a random tree trunk.

"It's a bear!" Tristan exclaimed.

"It's a wolf!" Téa screamed in horror.

"It's a life-size Barbie!" Yami shrieked.

"No Yami," Yugi sighed. "That's what you keep in your bedroom."

"Oh yeah…" Yami nodded. His face suddenly turned pale. "She escaped!!!"

Yugi slapped himself in the face. "Why did I have to get the millennium puzzle?"

"It's not a Barbie, you baka!" Kaiba shouted. "It's a…"

His voice trailed off as the creature came forward.

"CHIPMUNK!?!" The rest of the group finished.

"Hey!" Bakura shouted suddenly. "That's the chipmunk that stole my left shoe!"

"It can't be," Malik interrupted. "That chipmunk looked like Hitler in a clown suit remember? This one looks like Madonna in a GI Joe outfit."

"Oh yeah," Bakura said, his memory suddenly coming back to him. "Never mind then."

"That's the thing that threw a pinecone at me!?!" Kaiba screamed.

"Either it was her, or one of the other chipmunks," Joey answered.

"What other chipmunks?" Mokuba asked.

"Those over there."

Joey pointed to where an entire army of chipmunks also dressed in GI Joe outfits that were coming towards them with pinecones in their paws.

"Uh guys," Malik began, slowly walking backwards. "I think we should take off running and screaming like maniacs now."

"My thoughts exactly," Bakura remarked.

He took off running into the woods, screaming his lungs out.

Malik shortly followed with Ryou, Marik, Seto, Mokuba, Téa, Serenity, Joey, Yugi, and Yami behind him.

The Madonna chipmunk and her army quickly followed, and proceed to attack with a seemingly endless supply of pinecones.

"Ryou!" Bakura shouted as he ran next to his hikari.

"Yes… Bakura…?" Ryou panted.

"I just had an idea," Bakura gasped as he ran.

"What?" Ryou asked breathlessly.

"I wonder if they'd leave us alone if we gave them Téa."

"That's brilliant!" Ryou exclaimed.

"Would you like to do the honors?" Bakura asked.

"It'd be my pleasure," Ryou grinned evilly. He 'accidentally' stuck his foot out in front of Téa as she ran, which caused her to slam into the ground.

"Well?" Ryou glanced at his yami.

"Couldn't have done it better myself," Bakura smirked.