Well, I finally did it. I finally successfully found the perfect way to torture/eliminate Téa. By giving her to the army of chipmunks, I have not only given myself and people who read this fan fic peace, I have also given it to the rest of the gang that had the misfortune of knowing her! I really always pity them for having to put up with her all the time. But fear no more! Throughout the rest of this fic, I'm going to make sure that Téa is tortured, no matter what. Unfortunately, by torturing her, I can't exactly kill her off as I wanted to. But don't worry. As I said before, she will be tortured beyond reason.

(A/N: I'm terribly sorry to all of my reviewers who thought she was dead. Normally, I'd just let her be dead, but I'm still going to use her for torture purposes. So, sorry again. But if you have your own idea as to how you want her tortured, just let me know in a review, and I'll do my best to include it in a chapter. Thankx.) And speaking of reviewers…

Thief King Bakura Sama Lover: THANK YOU!!! I felt really bad that you felt that I gave your hikari a better review than you, so this is to make up for it. I didn't realize that you had also put me on your favorites list, but now that I know you have…THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! You are really one of the nicest reviewers I have, and I hope you continue to read/review my fic. Thankx again! (I hope this makes up for it. Even if it's only a little bit, I still want to make it up to you.)

Mimi and Kiki: THANK YOU! I'm sooooooooooooooo happy that you enjoyed my fic. You're so nice! So, I take it you liked George and Rocky? Well, there might be a chance that you get to see them again. But shhhhhh…don't tell anyone. On second thought, since anyone could read this, go ahead and tell people. Just promise that you'll continue to R&R. Thankx.

Jailbreaker04: THANK YOU! You're yami pushed you into the army of chipmunks!?! NEVER FEAR! I SHALL SAVE YOU!!!! (Falls over on face) Owww…maybe you'd be better off if I wasn't the one to save you. Lol. Anyway, thanks for your reviews. You and your yami both ROCK! Thankx. And don't forget to R&R!!!

Celeb'ronyo: THANK YOU! It makes me feel good to know that I made someone laugh. I like to make people laugh. Laughter is good. And I know I sound like I'm insane right now, but…anyway, thanks for the awesome reviews. Please continue to R&R. Thankx.

LisaTheHedgehog: THANK YOU! I also feel sorry for Yami when I write a new chapter and make him do something stupid. But hey, it's funny right? Anyway, I'm so glad that you liked my fic. If you have the time, please continue to R&R. Thankx.

Malik's Mistress: THANK YOU! I'm REALLY glad you pointed out the parts you liked. That way I can try to have more parts like the previous ones, only I'll try to make them even funnier. From what I can tell, you seem to like the stuff that Ryou, Bakura, Malik, and Marik do. If that's the case, then you needn't worry about those people doing funny things. Just wait and see what's to come. . Thankx again, and don't forget to R&R.

…sorry again if I didn't have enough room to thank all of my fabulous reviewers. As always, I will give my thanks in future chapters, so never fear! And of course, new reviewers are more than welcome to read my fics. Just remember to review please!

(A/N 2: Since I forgot to mention this in my first authors note, I'd like to add that after you read/review, could you please read my friend Ice-Spirit Phoenix's fic. And don't forget to leave really nice reviews! Thank you.)

Disclaimer: I no own, you no sue, and everyone is happy.

Random Insanity

"I think we lost 'em," Joey gasped as he and the rest of the group returned to the campsite after their little encounter with the chipmunk army.

"Yeah, and it only took us about 20 minutes," Yami reported happily.

In response, he got only groans and a rather nasty hand gesture from Bakura and Kaiba.

"Wow Yami, your tent mates sure do seem to like you," Malik said, glancing from Bakura, to Kaiba, and back to Yami.

"Hey, are we missing someone?" Serenity asked suddenly, glancing around the group.

"Not that I can tell," Ryou winked at Bakura, who smirked back.

"Nope, I'm pretty sure everyone who's anyone is here…well, not counting the pharaoh, of course."

"Obviously," Kaiba added, clearly not really caring who, if anyone was truly missing. The way he saw it, if someone was missing, that meant that there would be one less person he'd have to put up with.

"You guys sound like you don't even care," Tristan said frowning.

"Well, as long as it's not Mokuba that's missing, I really don't care," Kaiba replied.

"Hey, where is Mokuba?" Yugi asked, realizing that the raven haired twelve-year-old was nowhere to be found.

Seto's face went white, and a look off pure terror was on his face.

"MOKUBA!?"

The blue-eyed CEO of Kaiba Corp. began running around in circles like a headless chicken, screaming at the top of his lungs for his brother.

"Man, Seto's secretary would have a field day if she could see this," A voice said from behind Yugi.

The group all turned around only to come face-to-face with the younger Kaiba, who had a half-full pixie stick in his hand.

"Mokuba, where were you?" Ryou asked.

"In the tent eating pixie sticks," Mokuba replied, pointing over his shoulder at tent 4. "I put two king size bags of them in my bag before I left the Kaiba Mansion."

"Hey Kaiba," Joey called out to the still severely panicked CEO. "You do realize that Mokuba is standing right here, right?"

"What?" Seto stopped running, and looked over at the group. Sure enough, his brother was standing there with a rather confused look on his face.

"Mokuba!" Seto exclaimed, and quickly pulled his brother into a death-grip hug. "Don't EVER scare me like that again!"

"Uh Seto, as flattered as I am that you were so worried about me, your hugging me too tight, and I can't breathe," Mokuba choked.

"Sorry," Seto quickly let go, and Mokuba gasped for air.

"Thank you."

"So now is everyone here?" Marik asked.

"Yep, I'd say so," Joey replied. "So, what do you all want to do now?"

"Well, seeing as how it's so dark out, don't you think we should get a campfire started?" Ryou asked.

"Yeah!" Bakura and Marik quickly shouted in agreement, and they began to jump up and down in excitement. "Let's start a fire!"

"Alright, but first let me remind certain members of the group…" Yugi glanced at Bakura and Marik as he continued. "…that when we start a campfire, we are NOT trying to start a forest fire. Nor are we trying to set other people or animals IN the forest on fire."

Bakura and Marik's jumping ceased, and the grins on their faces disappeared and were replaced by frowns and pouts.

"Aw, you're no fun."

"Hmm…" Yugi had a puzzled look on his face.

"What's up Yugi?" Tristan asked.

"I still feel like someone's missing."

"Well, it sure does seem a bit quieter," Kaiba remarked. "Well, besides the baka pharaoh."

"Why are people so mean to me?" Yami sobbed.

"Why does it still feel like we're missing someone?" Yugi asked, clearly starting to get agitated by not being able to figure it out.

"Are you sure we're even missing anyone?" Serenity asked.

"I don't know. But for some reason it feels like we are…"

(Meanwhile in some unknown location…)

"YUGI! YAMI! SOMEONE! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!" Téa screamed; currently hanging upside down by her ankles from a tree.

"Silence, evil being!" The Madonna-looking chipmunk whacked Téa over the head with a shoe.

"Hey, that looks like Bakura's left shoe," Téa said in a wobbly voice before passing out.

"It's about time she shut up," One of the head general chipmunks snapped.

(Back at the campsite…)

"Well, I think you're going crazy, because clearly everyone is here," Bakura snapped at Yugi.

"Yeah," Yugi shrugged. "That must be it."

"Okay, well now that we have that settled, can we PLEASE get a campfire going so we can actually see?" Kaiba asked impatiently.

"I'll start it!" Bakura and Marik said quickly.

Ryou and Malik shot both of them looks.

"What?" Both spirits looked at them innocently…well, as innocent as those two can look.

"Need I remind you about what Yugi said earlier?" Ryou asked.

"Nani?" Bakura and Marik looked confused. "Sorry, but we weren't exactly paying attention to what Yugi said earlier."

"Do you ever?" Malik asked, smacking his forehead.

"No, not really," Came the reply.

"I didn't think so."

"Hey, I'm freezing my butt off over here!" Tristan snapped from where he was sitting on the ground a few feet away. "Can someone PLEASE get a fire going here instead of just sitting on the ground, talking about it!?!"

"Who's going to go get the firewood?" Yugi asked.

"Make Yami do it," Bakura snapped. "It'll at least be a few minutes I won't have to spend with him from how long I already have to."

"My thoughts exactly," Kaiba nodded.

"Are you guys crazy?!" Marik exclaimed. "That baka pharaoh will probably end up getting himself lost out there. Or if he somehow miraculously manages to find firewood, he'd most likely end up knocking himself unconscious with it before he managed to find his way back!"

"Okay, Yami is getting the firewood," Kaiba and Bakura said in unison.

"Aye, aye captain," Yami saluted in a sailor suit. "I shall go into the storm and capture the little mermaid that stole the blue heart-shaped thing on the chain that the old lady dropped into the ocean when Moby Dick ate the Titanic!"

(The only thing that can be heard is crickets chirping)

"Yami…" Mokuba began after a few minutes of silence. "I have three questions for you:

1. Do you realize that all we asked you do was get us firewood so we could start a fire!? and…

2. Where'd you get that sailor uniform? and…

3. What the hell are you on!?!"

"Oh he's not on anything Mokuba," Kaiba remarked. "He was just born with the brain of a…oh wait, he wasn't born with a brain! That's the problem!"

"My Yami does so have a brain…" Yugi snapped.

Yami was currently sitting cross legged on the ground, moving a finger rapidly up and down on his lips, making the weird sound that normally occurs when this 'intelligent' procedure is preformed.

"…He just doesn't use it very often."

"Obviously," Malik raised an eyebrow at the former pharaoh. "And my family actually waited 5000 years for this guy!?! I knew I was onto something when I rebelled against them!"

"That's scary, if that's the case," Kaiba remarked. "Because that means that you're the only sane person in your family."

"I know!" Malik exclaimed, oblivious to what Kaiba had meant by his remark. "And Isis said that I needed help!"

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Well, what'da think? I was going to try and update around Christmas, but I never got around to it. So I decided to update it now for New Years Eve...even if it is a little early. Well,I hope you enjoyed it, andHappy New Year!!!