ALAS! After long last! I am continuing this fic! Rejoice Fish of the world! For you're savior has come. Were still waitin' on big "J". And now I give to you...

EXCEL SAGA: Quack Experimental Anime.

The Fullmetal highschool

Chapter 3

We join our struggling heroes after a desperate struggle with a raging vortex of death.

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...A raging vortex of death...

"..."

...A raging vortex of... oh forget it. ED!

"Wa? who said that?"

You're suppose to be in pain!

"But, it didn't hurt..."

Oh never mind. You've already ruined the moment.

Ed and Al walked up awkwardly to the school entrance. "I wonder what this building could be?"

"it's a school you retarded reject," said Al, peering to the side.

"Yah? What makes you so sure? And What's with the name calling?"

Al pointed. Up on the side of the school, emblazoned in silver letters, where the words,

"It's a school you retarded reject."

"Oh," he replied foolishly.

Ed turned to the side to see a group picture entitled, "The Students Of High School class three. -and Osaka."

Ed peered at this quizzically. "Well, no use standing around out here." He began to walk into the school entrance. Standing amidst in the school was a long haired student with dazed eyes.

"Oh my..." she said. "You're really big..."

"Wow... thank you!" beamed Ed with pride. Never had he been called big in his life.

"If the short one would move out a' the way I'd see ya better..."

Steam poured out of Ed's ears.

The girl pointed surprisedly. "AH! What's that?"

"That would be steam pouring out of my ears, as quoted earlier in the text of the fanfiction," he said, pointing slightly up the page where the author had officially wrote it. "It's a metaphor used to depict anger..."

"Oh... well uhh... I can turn into a ragdoll!" she suddenly flopped as all of her limbs waved like noodles and she had a dazed pupil less face.

"WOAH! Nii-san, I've never seen chibi depicted like that!"

"Me neither Al," said Ed cautiously.

"I have a question," said Osaka, pointing at Al.

"What is it," said Al, with a sigh, spewing out the usual FAQ."

"Why am I so big? Why do I have a suit of armor on in the summer? Why does my voice echo?"

"No," said Osaka. "How come you say Nii-san and not brother? This is a dubbed fanfiction isn't it?"

"Well, that is because my American voice actor deserves to be slaughtered."

"Ahem..."

"And Ed's too."

"Thank you."

((I apologies for the OOCness. I am a little off my game tonight :( ))

"So... What's your name?" said Ed, feeling the utter lack of reason for this conversation.

Out of nowhere a group of dogs piled on top of Osaka and began furiously licking her face.

"OSAKA! Excel hired search dogs to rescue you from sure and utter lostness! You could have died!"

"Aw, no I wouldn't I jus' wandered off is all."

Yomi appeared next to Excel. "What about that time at the amusement park?"

"Uhh... well..."

"And that time at the bus station..."

"Uhh... er..."

"And that time at the aquarium..."

"Yaa... uuh..."

"And that time at the mall..."

"I went to the mall?"

"And that time in school when Excel... Oh, never mind... Who are they?" said yomi, finally giving recognition to Ed and Al. At this point, Ed's smoke had given up on being smoke and erupted into full-on fire. He clapped, and touched his head, the flames were extinguished.

"Let's just go inside." said Ed.

"Yup" Osaka chimed in, "School's where ya get smart jus' like me!"

Today's Experiment...Failed.