Hey, welcome to chapter 2! I hope ya'll like it. I also hope I didn't make Sirius seem to hyper, sorry if I did. Well, read and review!
Chapter 2 Animal Kingdom
James: Quit kicking me Sirius!
Sirius: No, I'm a good dog! (Sirius was talking in his sleep)
James: Sirius, are you awake?
Sirius: Why are you trying to put that collar on my neck?
James: Sirius, wake up!
Sirius: NNNNOOOO! I DON'T HAVE FLEAS!
James leaned over and screamed in Sirius's ear: WAKE UP!
Sirius: Ahhh!
(Sirius jumped up and fell out of bed)
James: I told you not to kick me! Why did I have to sleep with you anyways?
Sirius: Well, I'm sorry you don't want to sleep with your bestest friend. I'll make Remus sleep with you and I'll sleep with Peter. He won't fuss at me in the middle of the night.
(Since MWPP had to stay with Lily they had to choose new beds. Even though Sirius wanted the king sized bed more than Lily, she got it. Also, because MWPP couldn't figure out how to change the couch into a bed, and they weren't going to ask Lily to help, they had to sleep on the other two beds. So, Peter and Remus shared a bed and Sirius and James shared a bed.)
James: (Rolls eyes) Sirius, stop. If you won't kick me, you can sleep with me.
Sirius: You have to apologize.
James: (Rolls eyes again) Fine, I'm sorry Sirius.
Sirius: Good enough.
(Sirius got ready to get back in bed when...
Beep, beep, beep, beep, click.
(Remus turned off the alarm clock and stretched and yawned)
Remus: Rise and shine, we've got to start the day.
Sirius and James: But, but!
Remus: Doesn't it seem that you go to sleep and you have to wake up.
(Sirius and James look at each other)
Remus: But, sorry you two. We have to get up now so we can get to animal kingdom. Wake up Peter.
(Remus slid out of bed and headed to the bathroom, as Peter stretched and yawned as he awoke)
James: Get up Sirius! (He slid out of bed)
Sirius: Uugh! (He lays back and puts a pillow on his face)
James: SIRIUS!
(James grabs Sirius pillow, but Sirius pulls the covers past his head)
James: GET UP!
(He tries to yank the covers off Sirius, but he has a firm grip on it)
James: PADFOOT!
(He continues trying to pull the covers off)
James: (Quits pulling) Fine, if you don't wake up, we can't play that trick on Lily tonight.
Sirius: (Throws covers off and gives evil smile) you just had to use that didn't you. But I never imagined that you would agree with me to playing mean tricks on your lover.
James: (Blushing) you know I don't like Evans after what happened.
Sirius: Yea, yea, you're blushing.
James: (Throws pillow at Sirius) Get up, now.
Sirius: Fine.
Later
Sirius: Finally! That bus ride was getting boring.
(The four got off the bus and walked towards the check in)
Peter: What smells? (Holds nose)
Remus: It's the animals.
(All of the sudden, a small palm tree in a basket rolls by)
Sirius: Look, a tree is moving!
(Sirius is jumping up and down. The tree rolls back around and heads towards MWPP)
Tree: (A voice speaks) Well, hello there.
(MWPP look a little surprised to see a talking tree in a muggle world)
Sirius: Wow! It can talk! Let's take a picture with it!
James: (Rolls eyes) Sirius.
Peter: That sounds okay.
Remus: Fine, but who will take it?
Sirius: (Looks around) Her!
(He points to a teenager girl with short brown hair with the layers curled out)
Sirius: (Runs over to the girl) can you take a picture of us with that talking tree?
Girl: (Looking surprised) Sure.
(The girl takes the camera as MWPP get ready)
Tree: Oh, picture time.
(The tree stops as the marauders smile)
Girl: One, two, three!
Camera: Click.
Sirius: (Jumps up as the tree rolls away) YEA!
(Sirius grabs the camera from the girl as Remus walks over to her)
Remus: Excuse Sirius, he gets excited over small things. But thanks for taking the picture.
Girl: You're welcome! Well, gotta go! BYE!
(She waves good-bye as she walks over to the bag check)
Peter: Is Sirius scaring you guys now?
Remus: Peter, he always scares us.
Sirius: (Still running around) Bye!
Remus: Okay, who gave him sugar?
Peter: I think it was that chocolate, chocolate chip muffin and cappuccino he had for breakfast.
Remus: And nobody stopped him, why?
James: Sirius do you have our park passes?
Sirius: Huh? (Stops running) Oh. (He checks every pocket)
(After a few minutes Sirius starts searching frantically for them. He pulls out the inside of his pants pockets spilling candy and dog treats. He then checks his cargo pockets to find nothing. Finally he searches his back pocket and pulls out his wallet. He opens it up and flips through.)
Sirius: Yea, found them!
(He pulls out four park passes)
James: Finally.
Sirius: Okay, here are your cards. (He hands each of them a card)
(The four head towards bag check. But since they don't have bags today, they walk right through. They then head towards check in.)
Sirius: Let's go to this one! (Points to a line with five people in it)
James: No, we need to go through this line. (Points to line with two people)
Sirius: But, but I want to go through this line.
James: No, (Grabs Sirius and drags him to the line with two people)
(Remus puts his card through the card slot and walks through as he grabs his card. Peter does the same as James pushes Sirius forward)
Sirius: (Whimpering)
James: (Shakes head)
(Sirius repeats what Remus and Peter did as James followed)
Sirius: Now what to do we do?
Peter: Let's grab a map.
Sirius: I'll get it!
(Sirius runs over and snatches a map from a person holding them)
Sirius: Here we go.
(He opens the map as Remus, Peter and James crowd around)
Peter: Let's go on the Safari.
(Peter points to the Safari ride)
James: Sounds good.
Remus: Yea.
Sirius: Okay, follow me!
Ten minutes later
James: Sirius, where are we!
Sirius: Supposedly we are in Africa according to the map. And the safari ride should be, to the left of us.
(MWPP looks to the left, but all they see is the face paint stand)
Peter: Sirius got us lost, again.
Sirius: When did I get you guys lost before?
James: One time, at Hogwarts, we were supposed to go to Transfiguration. You said, "Follow Me, I know a shortcut!" Your so called shortcut made us walk around for hours in the secret passages.
Sirius: I was a first year.
James: But you said you knew a shortcut!
Sirius: At least our friendship grew more and we learned some places to put on the map.
Remus: But you caused us to miss an important quiz and get detention for being in a restricted zone!
Sirius: So it was you're first detention Remus.
Peter: Um, guys do you know muggles are now staring at us?
(James, Remus and Sirius looked up to see that practically every eye was looking in their direction)
Sirius: Hey peoples, nothing to see here!
James: (hitting Sirius and whispering) Sirius, quit drawing more attention.
Random person: Do you need help getting somewhere?
Remus: Yes, can you tell us how to get to the Safari ride.
Random Person: That would be right there.
(She points behind MWPP)
Sirius: Told you we were close to it.
James: Sirius, you said it was to the left of us. But no, it was behind us!
Sirius: At least I got ya'll here!
Peter: Remus, shouldn't we be worrying about them. They seem to fight a lot.
Remus: You two quit, your scaring Peter.
James: Peter, don't worry. When me and Sirius fight, it's our way of showing how much we care about each other.
Sirius: Yea, when James smacks me, it's his way of giving a hug. Now let's get in line.
(MWPP run over and get in line which says is a thirty minute wait)
Thirty Minutes Later
Sirius: Hey, it's that girl that took our picture!
(The girl from earlier was ahead of the Marauders)
Sirius: Hey!
James: (smacking Sirius) don't draw attention.
(The girl gets onto the ride as MWPP slowly make their way to the worker)
Worker: How many?
Remus: Fo...
Sirius: (interrupting) I wanna say it!
Remus: (rolls eyes) Go ahead then.
Sirius: Four.
Worker: Row three.
(MWPP walk over to stand in row three)
Sirius: I get to get in first.
James: Sirius, you're always first in line.
Sirius: So.
Peter: Don't start fusing again.
Sirius: Quit it James, you're scaring Peter.
Peter: I'm not scared; I just don't like seeing you two fuss.
Sirius: We explained what it means when we fuss earlier.
James: Yea.
Sirius: MOONY!
Remus: What?
Sirius: I wanted to get in first.
Remus: Too late.
(While Peter, James and Sirius had been fussing, the car for the ride had pulled up and Remus had gotten on)
Sirius: (mumbling curses as he slid in next)
James: (slides in next) Well, now Sirius can't try to feed the animals.
Peter: (while giggling, also gets in)
Person in charge of ride: Well, hello there! My name is Indigo. And in hello is Swahili is Jumbo.
Sirius: (Whispering) what kind of name is Indigo?
Remus: Shush.
Indigo: Now can everybody say JUMBO?
Everybody: Jumbo!
Indigo: Now let's begin our two week tour.
Peter: Two weeks!
Remus: It's a joke.
Peter: Oh.
Indigo: To the right, you'll see some antelope.
Sirius: (Leaning over James and Peter) Where, oh now I see them.
Peter: Hey.
Sirius: Oops, sorry Wormtail.
(Sirius sits back up as the ride continues)
Indigo: Now to the right you will see some hippos. Now hippos mainly stay in the water throughout their lives. They even sleep in the water, and come up for air when it is needed.
Sirius: Wow, so cool.
James: You are amazed too easy.
(The ride continues as MWPP see many animals. They're all amazed especially Sirius)
Indigo: Now on the right, are some crocodiles.
James: Wonder what would happen if we threw Snivellious in there?
Sirius: I don't know, to bad he isn't here so we can see.
Indigo: Oh, dear this bridge is really old. I hope we can make it across, everyone cross you're fingers.
(The car goes over the bridge and when the bus is completely on it, the bridge starts to shake)
Sirius: (hugging James really hard cause he is scared) Oh no we are going to die, I'll miss you guys.
James: Sirius-- I can't-- breath.
Remus: Sirius, don't suffocate James. We aren't going to die. And you're scaring Peter.
Peter: He isn't scaring me.
Remus: Never mind, but please don't suffocate James. You're drawing attention, again.
(The car finally leaves the bridge and Sirius lets go of James)
Indigo: Okay, we made it. But who didn't cross their fingers.
Sirius: I knew we would survive.
James: (rolls eyes) yea, you sure did.
Indigo: Now on the left, we see elephants. But no sign of Big Red and Little Red.
Sirius: Who are Big Red and Little Red?
Remus: Sirius, have you been listening for the past ten minutes? Big Red and Little Red are elephants.
Sirius: Oh, but no I haven't been listening.
(The ride went on and passed by cheetahs and lions)
Sirius: Oh, the Gryffindor Mascot! Let's take a picture of it!
Remus: The first idea in awhile that I've actually agreed with Sirius. (Takes picture of lion)
Voice on radio: Come in, come in.
Indigo: What is it?
Voice on radio: We have spotted poachers. And Big Red and Little Red are missing. Can you help us?
Indigo: Of course.
Voice on radio: Thank you.
Indigo: Okay, do ya'll want to help find Big Red and Little Red? And help capture some poachers?
Everyone: YEA!
Indigo: Okay let's go!
(The car starts going really fast)
Sirius: (bumping into James and Remus and holding on tight as the car goes faster)
James and Remus: Sirius quit bumping into us!
Sirius: I--can't--help it!
(They started slowing down as they drove up beside a small campsite with tusks of elephants)
Indigo: Oh, no, the campsite. And no sign of the poachers, let's go.
(The car sped up as Sirius continued bumping into James and Remus)
James: Sirius I told you to quit.
BANG, BANG, BANG!
(A car noise was heard along with gunshots)
Sirius: Oh, no, we're under attack.
(He ducks as James rolls his eyes)
James: Sirius, sit up. It wasn't real.
(The car slows down again as they stopped. A jeep had an elephant in the back and a person pointed a gun at the person in the car)
Person with gun: It's okay, Little Red and Big Red are safe.
Indigo: Okay.
(Car starts again)
Indigo: Okay we did it. We saved Big Red and Little Red. But sadly, our tour has to be cut short. So until our paths cross again, Bye!
(The safari car stopped as everyone got out)
Sirius: That was fun.
Peter: Sure was.
Remus: (nods)
James: Now what should we do?
Sirius: I vote we eat.
Remus: Sounds great.
Peter: But where should we go.
Sirius: Let's look at the map. (Pulls it out and opens it)
James: Nope, (snatches map) you aren't in charge of directions anymore. Now let's see. I know, let's eat at this pizza place. Follow me!
How was it? Don't worry, in chapter three I continue their day at Animal Kingdom. Originally, chapter two was going to be the whole day at Animal Kingdom. But it was way to long. Well, review and tell me how it was. C- ya in chapter three! Lily's Prank
